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Loud House Revamped, the Longest Fanfiction Ever Made

Discussion in 'Internet Fiction/Fanfiction' started by Galhox Ladyankles, Aug 16, 2022.

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Was this a bad idea?

  1. Yes

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  2. Please tell me I'm funny

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  3. YOU DONE FUCKED UP

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  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    That's what is strange, especially the age gap between the author and that Drako guy. It is kind of creepy, especially if he is in regular contact with him, it kind of gives me bad vibes. What is a 35 year old manchild doing being friends with a teenager?
     
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  2. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    I think JD is part of the Loud House fandom and has made friends with a large crowd of like-minded individuals. Creepy, maybe, but I won't jump to conclusions unless I'm absolutely sure I know what's going on.
     
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  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Why, this of course
     
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  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Right, I will probably give the benefit of the doubt that JD isn't even aware of how socially inappropriate such an age gap is due to autism. A lot of autistic adults tend to gravitate towards making friends with children/teens if they have interests that appeal to kids and often don't realize how socially inappropriate it is even if they legitimately have no desire to exploit them, at least not intentionally.
     
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  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I hope you know I was being sarcastic.
     
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  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, sometimes I play around whenever people are being sarcastic and take everything seriously in response to mess with them
     
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  7. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    That's some 4D chess right there.
     
  8. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    And that's fair. Having read his "work," JD is in fact, very much in it for the creation of this. He's got some weird fetishes somewhere intermixed between it all (quicksand anime damsels especially lately). He seems to only be intent on creating this fanfic. And also happens to have people who want to help. I'll chalk it up to teens just really like the Loud House.
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    physically 35

    [rates Informative]
     
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  10. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    The fact that this is one of, if not the longest pieces of English literature ever created makes me want to write a longer story out of spite.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "The Happy Days of The The Scrunkly"
     
  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    didn't Henry Darger write some absurdly long stories?
    he even had artwork
     
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  13. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    The biggest crime about this fact is that the longest literature ever written isn't some Aqua Teen Hunger Force rapefic involving Carl and Handbanana in sort of way to troll the writing world by its very existence.
     
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  14. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    What would it be about? You would need a topic you are really, really, really interested in like JD that you can write about every day of your live for years and years
     
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  15. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    I question if this is the longest written document because from what I've been shown is that JD will just copy whole wiki articles. Now, it's still a very sizable fanfic, but with that in mind, is it the longest written document ever? I don't know. And I'm not willing to scour it to add up all of the words that are not plagiarized. So for my sanity, we'll assume it still is the longest ever.
     
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    How big is this thing in MB? o_O

    Could it fit on a CD? DVD? Several DVDs?
     
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  17. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Why would you do that when thumb drives exist?
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What about floppies? How many floppy disks would be needed to store that monstrosity?
     
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  19. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Even with how edgy it is with a man getting raped by a dog and how tasteless rape jokes can be, it'd be infinitely better than a fan fic of a kids show with over a million words.

    The typical floppy disc holds 1.4 megabytes and that's a 3.5 floppy disc. Assuming what I tried to find through Google in that led me to a Quora post where a user said the Bible in its entirety of consisted of 2 megabytes and Google telling me the Bible has 783,137 words based of the King James version, it would take from a rough guesstimate of 10 or 11 floppy disc. Now if you went with the older 5.25 floppy disc, that one holds 1.2 megabytes. Go further back with the 8 inch floppy disc and you'd have 80 kilobytes. If you wondered how many 8 inch floppy disc would be needed, I'd just say fuck it, you'd need a shit ton of them and hope they don't crap out in recording this entire fucking fan fiction.
     
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    As someone who comes from a Railroading Family and owns a large mass of scale trains, that fucking hurts me. Fuck this fic