Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

When I was practicing pronouncing Japanese, Dun reminded me of this CWCism about how he would describe characters as having a "Goku get'em attiude" I think as his autistic way of describing characters as go-getters. I mean, go-getter isn't the first thing I would describe Goku as, but I suppose maybe he is, though that is kind of required being a shonen protagonist because if the protagonist wasn't somewhat of a go-getter, there would not really be any story.

 

Good old random-access humor.

I nominate the 'Tom-tom' segment from the China page. In particular this line.

 

Not as funny when that bestial "Honor Roll" hunger led to him doing something that got him where he is now.

 

This from the archive of Sonichu's old TVTropes page:

 

"Why do you know this?" can be applied to a lot of TVTropes

 

Didn't they delete that page after the incest stuff happened?

 

Over on 1d4chan (the /tg/ wiki), the kind-of-joke page on "Chris Chan" was deleted and replaced with this:

 

I can already hear the line in Chris' voice, poorly aged as that particular line is. Also the fact the CWCki is back (at least at this moment) makes me hope the site can stay up with the new host.

While it is a shame that page got edited, I can not blame the administration there since Chris managed to cross a line no one wanted save for the weens.

Since the CWCki is back, I will say I like how someone took the stats for how many times Chris humped the PS3 while saying words like "fuck" and averaging the number of humps per second.

 

From the same exchange, there's BILLY MAYS's stunned and horrified:

which truly deserves to be heard in full-volume, BILLY MAYS all caps.

 

This drawing is one of my favorites. There is so much anger behind it, it's a true work of art. It demonstrates so much about Chris. He has a massive ego, thinking that his dumb housefire would make national news. Yet he fails to understand basic things, thinking that Cole lives in Carnegie Hall, which he misspells twice.

 

"A-Hole Monthly". "Money to Piss and Burn". "This Rug". It's Chris's last true masterpiece.

If there were another Sonichu animated series (something we STRONGLY discourage) I picture this version of Cole sounding and acting like Dr. Robotnik.

 

It came from an autistic literal interpretation of the phrase "living it up in Carnegie Hall", IIRC.

 

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Anime_Mid-Atlantic

 

They look a bit uncomfortable in that photo. Probably on account that Chris is in their presence.

 

Those guys are exactly how I imagine Sonic fans to be

 

Totally agreed. One of the last truly funny moments before the Idea Guys came and killed that all off.

It’s also typical Chris projection. He doesn’t have a job and ‘pisses and burns’ money that should go on bills, so why not assume Cole is doing the same and only too selfish to help his family?

Reminds me a little of the photos from Anna’s birthday. They look totally normal, just a girl enjoying time with her friends… and then Chris shows up. He stands out HARD.

 

The "hiatus" section on the attraction sign page is an old favorite of mine for obvious reasons.

 

I just remembered the fact Chris thought playing guitar hero while standing counted as exercise. I don't know how he got that idea, like, in what universe would that be considered exercise

 

I think it's because he sat down so much standing up and playing with a toy guitar felt like exercise
IIRC he said that in the Father Call and Matt said the other Chris could play a real guitar and went running with Kacey