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Tylenol? Trust me, they're gonna need something stronger than that.

 

Did Chris really lose his virginity to Barb, or did one of the trolls hook up with him out of pity before?

 

Chris hired a hooker back when he hit Snider and was afraid he was going to prison or so he says. For a long time I didn't believe it myself but over time I've come to accept it; aside from the more obvious embellishments, for what was written in confidential to the person who informed Chris on how to hire a prostitute, Chris provides enough tertiary details to make his story believable. I'm no expert but it's not hard to imagine that prostitutes encounter their fair share of weirdos so it's not that hard to believe that Chris would be seen as just another "client".

 

"Honor Roll" didn't want to eat prison food, and would rather starve to death than eat it (which wouldn't have happened). So thinking he might die a "virgin with rage", he chose to take the degenerate path and saw a hooker. Also although he said he wouldn't reveal the filthy details of the encounter*, his ego and stupidity led him to confide in a troll, who of course leaked it.

*(except to "Lovely Weather" in the future who was expected to accept it)

 

I'm guessing you're new to Christory?

Anyway, like other people said, Chris had sex with a prostitute in 2012. As typical, he really thought there was some kind of emotional connection there, rather than, you know, Chris being a paying customer.

Trolls also sent a prostitute to his house a few years before, but nothing came of that. The trolls liked to mess with him, but they would always cut out before it got to the sexual stage, or admit 'this isn't working out, I just want to be friends'. I doubt any troll hated themselves enough that they would actually have sex with Chris.

 

Fun fact: prostitution "true love" is illegal in Virginia, so "Honor Roll" committed yet another crime then.

(ironically because he feared dying in prison after committing a crime)

 

He also believed it when she told him that he had a really big cock, and knew exactly what to do with it...

 

I found the CWCki back in 2011 I believe and read it for a couple of weeks, but haven’t been back since

 

Like The Simpsons?

 

Autism innit

I think it always was a tragedy, people were just too blind to see it.

 

Yeah, it is a tragedy, but also a cautionary tale for autistic people about the internet

 

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise "Chris Chan"?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi MSM would tell you.

Spoiler

(That's why I call it "The Life of Fail".)

 

First time I saw Chris was during the Solid/Liquid Saga.

Embarrassed to admit that I didn't really understand it even after I read it at first.

I guess I never really imagined that an adult could be like that; Chris, and his room of toys that otherworldly look, captivated me.

The idea that you didn't have to grow up when I was 18 or 19 was intoxicating.

And it's something I still hold dear to my heart; because I refuse to give in to most conventional adulthood.

But seeing the irony and the consequences that come with not growing up have always been a sort of hidden moral even within the chaotic fun.

And also the idea that no matter what happens to Chris he'll never give up his way of thinking.

The idea that Chris is privileged because of his disability even as he sits in a courtroom and they continue to reevaluate and give him special attention when he knows what he did was wrong but they can't really do what they need to do because by the way he acts and they have to decide if he's able to comprehend what he's done is wrong...

We all know that he knows and I think by now they know that he knows.

This is not moral ambiguity; this is the ambiguity of justice and if there really is justice for Frankenstein and what Frankenstein's monster has done to her.

In other words how can they punish someone who will never learn and at the same time how can they punish someone who legally they can't determine if he can be held responsible for his actions ultimately and receive the ultimate punishment...

Even though they know by now more than likely that Chris does comprehend his actions and is not stupid but because the law says otherwise can be treated as someone who's incompetent and therefore be afforded special privileges based on the very thing that was supposed to help him is now the thing that has defined him.

If any of that makes sense, I normally don't get too philosophical about Chris.

 

It’s a lot more complicated than just the traditional two-way Frankenstein question.
Who’s really at fault?
-Chris?
-The legal system?
-His parents?
-The education system?
-The trolls?
-All or some combination of the above?
The same perfect storm which made his life so fascinating also manufactured his downfall.

 

internal: "Honor Roll" stupidity, bent duck libido, bloated ego

external: school system, trolls, Borb

Life of Fail causes?

 

I've been re-watching Geno's series and I realized Chris is obsessed with saying "among which", he says it all the fucking time.

 

Yeah, he said it like ten times in the Count Dankula interview.

 

Repeating stuff is a 'tism symptom.

Also "Honor Roll" likes to sound smart.