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Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 29, 2023.

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Chris is out.

  1. Ew.

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  2. Thanks, but we already know.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Seems the weens think the lolcow is still as he was in the '00s, or at least that they can bring back a "golden age" of trolling him just like in the '00s.
     
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  2. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Can you imagine actually camping in public for several days just to snap a photo of an infamous, increasingly irrelevant sex criminal because of an obsession with decade-old internet memes?

    Is it worse to touch grass for pathetic reasons, or to never touch grass at all?
     
  3. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    This is a depressingly large amount of people who use chris chan as a measuring tool so they can be like "lol, at least i'm not as bad as chris chan".
     
  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I remember back in the day there was the whole mysterious "Top Secret Inner Circle" that ended up being nothing in the end.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Being better off than "Chris Chan" isn't that hard to achieve.
     
  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    yeah, comparisons are rarely good to make to other people. If Chris is your standard, then you have abysmal standards
     
  7. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    If you need to compare yourself to a person who believes in cartoon worlds, drinks their own cum, and literally fucked their own mother, to look good then you are not a good person.
     
  8. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    I'm picturing a ween sitting around with an attraction sign meant to lure Chris, so that the saga finally comes full-circle.
     
  9. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    That poor manager of the store having to tell them to get the fuck out. They don't know who they are dealing with.
     
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  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I would like to think there are enough people around the area Chris lives in to know who he is, but most people are unaware and just see him as a goofy person they should keep their distance from
     
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  11. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, from what I have heard, he is sort of viewed as the village idiot
     
  12. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Just wait for them to say how they aren't as bad as Chris because they didn't rape an old lady or have a job or some shit. True as any of that shit can be, it's all invalidated simply by someone choosing to be a jackass in wanting to troll someone whose trolling hasn't been funny for years to most that laughed at what happened previously.

    All while failing to realize that it's not being as bad as Chris is a default for most people until any shit they have gets digged up such as A-Log and his bad writing.

    At the very least, it's all telling in letting one know someone is as much of a jackass as the person that believes in cartoon worlds and drinking their own cum. Only ones to probably match that was a group of DSP weens who made a donation to an African well just to say how they were better than a guy whose only infamy was just being shit at video games and is likely cashing in on all the hate watching.
     
  13. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    The worst part is that I can actually see this happening, knowing the modern state of weens and alogs.

    I almost forgot about that... Weens really are pathetic.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    protip to weens: there isn't going to be "The Next Clyde Cash"
     
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  15. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Clyde was smart and left when he saw the writing on the wall. The fact that weens even try to out do or imitate him is flat out laughable and sad, like seriously the golden age is long over, there is no going back, especially after Chris committed incest and went to actual jail.
     
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  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Real life is doing a fine good job being the next Clyde Cash IMHO
     
  17. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    No one trolls Chris quite like Chris trolls himself.
     
  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris is really just trolling the weens at this point.
     
  19. gorenuts_freeballs

    gorenuts_freeballs Im the Pvt. Pyle of getting bitches

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    I can understand being intrigued with what Chris did/does but you have to be a huge no life faggot virgin to start stalking a 40 sum year old and to take random pics of them. i can understand if you meet Chris and get a pic with them but to spend time out of your day to document what they do all day and take pics from the bushes is just sad.
     
  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, by not showing up at the places they are looking for him in
     
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