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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    New (?) information
    We now have conformation that Chris is/was in jail as of at least 8/25 based on these pieces of jail art found on etsy:

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    I don't believe these have been documented yet, I should have checked prator's etsy earlier, might have missed some, oh yeah almost forgot, each of these are being sold for $175

     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What kind of "goddess" has giant corporate logos for wings?

    Also Chris is still fixated on making hearts of "2022" because he still thinks he's a "girly" "goddess"?

    that may be kind of overpriced o_O
     
  4. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I'm guessing the reason we haven't heard from Chris is because he's given up on communicating though Kegel and co and for the matter the outside world in general, at least for the time being that is. I'm sure Chris has been told about KF going down so it's a matter of time before he writes an open letter to someone he still trusts (namely praetor). The more I think about it this doesn't necessarily prove he's still in jail as he could have drawn them in a group home but on the esty is does say these drawings were drawn in jail, so take that for what it's worth.
     
  5. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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    Would be funny to see which sucker is willing to pay this much for Chris' comic pages.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Possibly Kengle?
     
  7. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    For years we wanted Chris to make more comics. All it took was a year in jail.

    EDIT: It's a little weird seeing Chris talk about current events, but not so weird seeing him tie it into the "continuity" of his hedgehog cartoon.
     
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  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    The comics will show his further progression into madness. By the end of it it's just going to be random scribbles (and the weens are going to be asking for twice that amount).
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    No more Crayola marker color either.
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Do you remember that paper mache abomination :totem: being sold for $1,500.00
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

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    Reminds me of the "modern art" scene.
     
  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    The totem being sold for that much money and then making a lot of weens upset about it was a good thing don't @me
     
  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Six new jail drawings:
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    Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."
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    Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan.
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    A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."
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    Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."
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    A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."
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    Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

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    some observations of the new drawings:

    1: his drawing skill hasn't improved
    2: no one has taught Chris "hatching" or other regular shading techniques
    3: he has a fixation on making a heart out of "22"
     
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    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    4: He has this committed to memory
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris really is like a colorful, loud, angry, horny, unhygienic, "Honor Roll" parrot who got too fat to fly.
     
  18. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    After all these long years I finally managed to completely forget about that thing. And now its back to haunt my dreams. Thanks lol
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris kind of sucks at drawing eyes in a not freakish way.
     
  20. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Why does every sonichu have a camel toe in their mutant polyphemus uni-eye?

    It seems Chris has a weird obsession with coffee now, he did a couple drawings before these where his characters blabber on and on while drinking coffee or tea. Perhaps he isn't allowed caffeine in jail, then again, maybe the opposite.