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  1. RetardBus
    RetardBus Ore Rosechu
    Happy birthday, gangsta.
  2. The Fool
    The Fool
    100% certified circumcised
    1. Kong and Ms. Mowz like this.
    2. Ms. Mowz
      Ms. Mowz
      Me too.
      Mar 24, 2026
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    3. Kong
      Kong
      getting circumcised and telling girls (guys) it's small because they took off a lot more than the tip
      May 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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  3. Galhox Ladyankles
    Galhox Ladyankles ToroidalBoat
    flote bote mote gote
    1. ToroidalBoat likes this.
  4. Aesthetic
    Aesthetic
    being the 112th member joined anywhere is really aesthetic of me.
    1. RetardBus and The Fool like this.
    2. The Fool
      The Fool
      Being the 1366th member joined anywhere makes me want to fucking kill myself out of overwhelming shame and inferiority.
      Mar 21, 2026
    3. Aesthetic
      Aesthetic
      shoulda tried for the 1337th spot, big dog
      Mar 22, 2026
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    4. The Fool
      The Fool
      STOP TORMENTING ME
      Mar 22, 2026
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  5. Galhox Ladyankles
    Galhox Ladyankles Ms. Mowz
    I had to age verify to post here
    1. Ms. Mowz likes this.
    2. Ms. Mowz
      Ms. Mowz
      Apparently, the augh yeah thread that I twisted into my magical realm is enough to make my very presence an automatic age restriction. Neat.
      Mar 17, 2026
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    3. Galhox Ladyankles
      Galhox Ladyankles
      no no, just to post on your profile
      Mar 20, 2026
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    4. Ms. Mowz
      Ms. Mowz
      I AM THE AGE RESTRICTION!
      Mar 20, 2026
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  6. Count Olaf
    Count Olaf
    I think they're gone... are they gone? Wait, the Fat One still think he's God? ...Who the fuck is Flutter!? WHAT DID I MISS?
    1. RetardBus, ToroidalBoat and Ms. Mowz like this.
    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      quite a lot
      Feb 19, 2026
  7. Cirno
    Cirno
    discord is self destructing lmao
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    3. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      Hopefully any developer teams that replaced mailing lists with that "Discord" BS go back to mailing lists. I got banned from there after I made a single post about technical issues with some software (with the claim that I was doing "spamming or platform abuse" IIRC).
      Feb 10, 2026
    4. Cirno
      Cirno
      they want people to give them their government IDs/take a selfie to prove that they're adults
      Feb 11, 2026
    5. Cirno
      Cirno
      I refuse to give them shit, so I'm in the process of leaving discord lol
      Feb 11, 2026
  8. c-no
    c-no Ore Rosechu
    Pingas Pingas Pingas Pingas.


    Serious note: that's all I'll ever know Robotnik for and I imagine he's shouting that to the green hedgehog.
    1. The Fool
      The Fool
      Well that's a shame, Robotnik is known for so many other things, like saying PINESS and PIENDISH. He's done so much more than just say PINGAS.
      Jan 2, 2026
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    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      I like how this was the first status of 2026 lol
      Jan 6, 2026
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  9. PigaDgrifm
    PigaDgrifm
    It’s Fraggle Rock, Fadder.
    1. The Fool, ToroidalBoat and Ms. Mowz like this.
    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      oh hey were'd you go
      Feb 9, 2026
  10. Aesthetic
    Aesthetic
    fun fact: i've kept this exact fuckass pfp on this account since I made it. Unlike other places where i went through plenty of changes.
    1. ToroidalBoat and RetardBus like this.
    2. Aesthetic
      Aesthetic
      imma just keep it for the tenth anniversary of my join date lmao.
      Dec 24, 2025
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  11. The Fool
    The Fool
    i hav- i have- i- i have autism...
    1. ToroidalBoat and Ms. Mowz like this.
    2. Ms. Mowz
      Ms. Mowz
      But are you a furry like me?
      Dec 21, 2025
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  12. Ms. Mowz
    Ms. Mowz Trolling Stupid
    You were the stupidest ween I've ever personally encountered this year.
    Never come back.
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    2. The Fool
      The Fool
      >Trolling Stupid
      >looks inside
      >stupid
      Dec 20, 2025
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    3. Trolling Stupid
      Trolling Stupid
      hey, whats the big idea?!?
      Jan 18, 2026
  13. Galhox Ladyankles
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    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      AKIRA, MY DOG

      (basically a san andreas cutscene lol)
      Dec 23, 2025
  14. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat The Fool
    ...

    PFP: ?

    a cat?

    a dog?
  15. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat Cirno
    on older Firefox (below 50) on an old toaster the rainbow name just appears as this rainbow rectangle

    thought you should know in case you were curious
    1. Cirno likes this.
    2. The Fool
      The Fool
      waou the website isn't compatible with a decade-old version of a web browser that has 2-6% market share. someone petition the EU to outlaw this.
      Nov 27, 2025
      Cirno and ToroidalBoat like this.
    3. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      nah :smug:
      Nov 27, 2025
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  16. Aesthetic
    Aesthetic The Fool
    third comment on this page
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  17. Aesthetic
    Aesthetic
    still truckin
    1. ToroidalBoat and RetardBus like this.
    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      We're really in our late 20s now, huh? Doesn't feel real to me. I miss the mid 2010s, honestly. I wish I spent them better and cherished them.
      Nov 16, 2025
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    3. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      What if one is older than their 20s and can still recall the 1990s, if not maybe even still earlier?

      :thinking:
      Nov 17, 2025
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  18. ToroidalBoat
  19. Cirno
    Cirno
    what's new, gang?
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    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      Not much it seems, gangsta
      Oct 29, 2025
      Ms. Mowz, Cirno and ToroidalBoat like this.
    3. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      This...

      site...

      very...

      slow...

      lately.
      Nov 5, 2025
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  20. The Fool
    The Fool
    dark souls is the penis of balls
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