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  1. Aesthetic
    Aesthetic c-no
    get #tyced
    1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 and c-no like this.
    2. c-no
      c-no
      Do not disrespect ex future marine.
      Oct 11, 2024 at 2:22 AM
  2. RetardBus
    RetardBus Aesthetic
    Happy birthday gangsta. Also do I know you from back in the day? You seem very familiar.
    1. Ms. Mowz likes this.
  3. Aesthetic
    Aesthetic
    I'm... back?
    1. Cirno
      Cirno
      Hello
      Oct 7, 2024 at 12:08 PM
      RetardBus, ToroidalBoat and Ms. Mowz like this.
  4. Fialovy
    Fialovy
    If I am not on here very much, it is because I am taking another break from the internet and it will probably a bit longer than last time
    1. RetardBus likes this.
  5. Ms. Mowz
    Ms. Mowz Regular Collie
    I miss you, Super Collie.
    1. RetardBus likes this.
  6. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat Cirno
    Happy Cirno Day!
    1. Cirno likes this.
  7. SporksForEvil
    SporksForEvil
    Dying in a house fire.
  8. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    Over one year sober
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    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      Good job man. You have better impulse control than I do, that's for sure lol. Seriously though, keep it up and great work. That's a huge achievement to kick that kind of habit.
      Aug 12, 2024
    3. Congratulations
      Congratulations
      Great job buddy, here's to one more year
      Aug 13, 2024
    4. CWCki Jeff
      CWCki Jeff
      That's great to hear.
      Aug 24, 2024
  9. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    I lived bitch
    1. RetardBus and ToroidalBoat like this.
    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      oh hey your'e back here
      Aug 10, 2024
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  10. RetardBus
    RetardBus ToroidalBoat
    Happy birthday paisano. Sorry I wasn't really browsing yesterday and said so late this year lol
    1. CWCki Jeff and ToroidalBoat like this.
    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      my real b'day is somewhere around here

      (don't wanna post my actual b'day online)

      (still live the '90s way of "don't dox yourself")
      Aug 2, 2024
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    3. CWCki Jeff
      CWCki Jeff
      Wish I was that smart when I made both of my accounts. I still remember a kf thread Null made saying "This is why you don't use your real birthday" ON my birthday. All I could comment was "Whoops."
      Aug 2, 2024
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    4. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      I did use my real birthday here, but mostly to prove that I wasn't a minor, even if obviously I couldn't be now if I was 15 for most of 2014 and 16 for most of 2015. To be fair, I don't really care though. I doubt anybody gives enough of a shit about me in particular to bother trying to dox me, I think. I'm not that important lol
      Aug 2, 2024
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  11. Cirno
    Cirno ToroidalBoat
    Oh hey, happy birthday dude!
  12. CWCki Jeff
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 ToroidalBoat
    happy cake day, Torbie-san
    1. CWCki Jeff and ToroidalBoat like this.
    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      the time shall come or has passed for the feast of the "augh yeah" pastry
      Aug 1, 2024
  14. John_doe26
    John_doe26
    Sorry if I don't post or respond often, my life has gotten busy.
    1. RetardBus, CWCki Jeff and Ms. Mowz like this.
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    3. Congratulations
      Congratulations
      Chris hasn't done much lately anyway
      Jul 30, 2024
    4. CWCki Jeff
      CWCki Jeff
      It happens.
      Jul 31, 2024
      RetardBus and ToroidalBoat like this.
    5. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      There's some more somewhat interesting Chris shit I've felt like chronicling lately this summer, but yeah, because of what Congrats said I've mostly been occasionally lurking every few days more than I have been posting.
      Aug 2, 2024
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  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 ToroidalBoat
    Join me, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai!
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    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      You dare bring light to my lair?! YOU MUST DIE!
      Jul 28, 2024
    3. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      [something about scrubbing all the floors]
      Jul 28, 2024
    4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
      ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
      No! Not into the Pit! It BURNS!!!
      Jul 28, 2024
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  16. RetardBus
    RetardBus CWCki Jeff
    Great to see you come back man. Remember me? Pretty sure I was in my teens the last time we interacted in the 2010s lol
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    3. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      Nah. I was always called RetardBus. I joined in the last few days of 2013, but I was most active in 2014 and 2015 especially. I was sporadically active in 2016, and left for good in early 2017. I went by "Jacket" in Skype groups though, especially in 2015.

      I definitely remember you. Hope I jotted your memory a bit lol
      Jul 17, 2024
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    4. CWCki Jeff
      CWCki Jeff
      I think it's slowly coming back to me.
      Jul 17, 2024
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    5. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      Fun fact: Despite it being the name I had for the majority of my tenure at CWCki Forums/Kiwi Farms, it wasn't the name I signed up with. I signed up as "The Hoard Drone" on December 27th, 2013 and had it changed to "RetardBus" 3 weeks in, taking my name from a Wesley Willis song. That was in mid January 2014 10 years ago.
      Jul 18, 2024
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  17. CWCki Jeff
    CWCki Jeff cumrobbery
    The first bug man to be discovered in the world
    1. cumrobbery
  18. CWCki Jeff
    CWCki Jeff Cirno
    +rep this guy is cool
    1. Cirno, RetardBus and ToroidalBoat like this.
    2. Cirno
      Cirno
      I remember you
      Jul 19, 2024
      ToroidalBoat and CWCki Jeff like this.
  19. CWCki Jeff
    CWCki Jeff Bones
    Hi. I sometimes think about the things that happened at kf, and I feel really bad about it, so I wanted to apologize. I'm sorry for menacing your notifications, and I'm sorry for calling you a race traitor when you changed your avatar to something that wasn't a skeleton.
  20. CWCki Jeff
    1. Cirno, RetardBus and ToroidalBoat like this.
    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      "Title Screen/Crazy Bus [Music Box]"

      possibly :thinking:

      (also good to see you're back)
      Jul 16, 2024
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