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  1. RetardBus
    RetardBus cumrobbery
    COME BACK TO US FRATELLO
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    2. cumrobbery
      cumrobbery
      I'M WORKING ON IT
      Apr 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
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    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      sportsshape
      Apr 6, 2024
    3. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      GameSphere
      Apr 7, 2024
  3. RetardBus
    RetardBus Deadpool
    Rest in peace. There's a heaven for a G.
    1. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      I posted this message on his profile because yes, sadly the user Deadpool is actually deceased. He passed away in 2021. This is not a joke, I wouldn't joke about something like this.
      Apr 5, 2024
    2. Fialovy
      Fialovy
      Same with Smokedaddy and DykesDykesChina....
      Apr 8, 2024
      RetardBus likes this.
    3. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      Apr 9, 2024
  4. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat RetardBus
    looks like most of the 53 people you follow aren't active on here anymore

    (club sure has slowed down)
    1. RetardBus likes this.
    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      I just did that as a sentimental thing for a lot of my oldfag friends from back in the day I recognized here. Just in case some of them come back out of nowhere, which does happen sometimes.
      Apr 5, 2024
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  5. RetardBus
    RetardBus
    This band played at FreeFest. About 2,000 people watched the show.
    1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 likes this.
    2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
      Apr 3, 2024
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    3. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      Throwing Wesley Willis out of church is an act of blasphemy.
      Apr 4, 2024
    4. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      "Shut up, Wesley!" - that church to Willis?

      (a Star Trek TNG thing)
      Apr 5, 2024
  6. RetardBus
    RetardBus Kong
    Hey little cuz, I'm not sure if you should be throwing barrels at Italian construction workers, riding atop the backs of jungle critters, or scaling the Empire State building and angering the American government. Or maybe, you're a long way from home in a Chinese city state.

    All depends on the kind of Kong you are.
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    2. Kong
      Kong
      tbh i don't even remember why i used this as a username
      Apr 1, 2024
      ToroidalBoat and RetardBus like this.
  7. RetardBus
    RetardBus cumrobbery
    Hey little cuz. I heard you missed me! Well, aloha. I'm sorry I kept this secret from you for so long, but I'm glad I can be honest about who I really was the whole time now.
  8. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat RetardBus
    story behind username?
    1. c-no and RetardBus like this.
    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      I told this in one of my introduction posts right after I joined, but you probably missed it. It's the name of a funny Wesley Willis song I've heard growing up since the 2000s, especially on the internet.
      Apr 1, 2024
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    3. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      I signed up to the CWCki Forums as "The Hoard Drone" on December 27th, 2013, but like 3 weeks in back in mid January 2014 I changed it to "RetardBus". I thought it would be fitting for a CWC forum and for discussing lolcows in general, given the stupidity and insanity of it all. I joined literally 11 days after I turned 15 lol, god that was ages ago.
      Apr 1, 2024
      c-no and ToroidalBoat like this.
  9. RetardBus
    RetardBus
    Chris burned his house down again today. He microwaved a 6 pack of Jack Daniel's Lynchburg Lemonade and it fucking exploded.
    1. ToroidalBoat likes this.
    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      quite the foolish thing to do in April...
      Apr 2, 2024
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  10. RetardBus
    RetardBus
    PYONG PYONG PYONG
    1. ToroidalBoat, Ms. Mowz and Kong like this.
  11. NAITCHA BAH
    NAITCHA BAH Ore Rosechu
    I love how you've become a thread necromancer, reviving the husks of these dead threads to life again lol.
    1. RetardBus likes this.
  12. RetardBus
    RetardBus
    I'll go back to my Jacket rooster mask avatars of 2014 and 2015 eventually. I just had to return to my other bread and butter first.
    1. Kong and Ms. Mowz like this.
  13. Kong
    Kong RetardBus
    john yakuza
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    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      Rolling eyes fall
      Mar 28, 2024
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  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 ToroidalBoat
    the world of ack no
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    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      thanks for the follow BTW
      Mar 18, 2024
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    3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
      Mar 18, 2024
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  15. Ms. Mowz
    Ms. Mowz cumrobbery
    Oh hai, Johnny, I didn't know it was you.
  16. ToroidalBoat
  17. Cirno
  18. cumrobbery
    1. Kong, ToroidalBoat and RetardBus like this.
    2. RetardBus
      RetardBus
      If Davy Crockett played Team Fortress 2, I wonder if he'd fire crockets
      Mar 15, 2024
    3. cumrobbery
  19. Fialovy
    Fialovy Wolf
    Awooooooo
  20. RetardBus
    RetardBus
    Chris gives "bang, zoom, straight to the moon" a whole new meaning.
    1. cumrobbery, Ms. Mowz and ToroidalBoat like this.