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  1. c-no
    c-no Ms. Mowz
    Never forget we could of had a sequel to Conker where Berri is the bad guy because of some reason. Also Seavor making an alteration to the ending where Conker's new GF becomes a zombie because I don't know if that's meant to reference a movie or something else.
    1. Ms. Mowz likes this.
    2. Ms. Mowz
      Ms. Mowz
      Man, I would love to see that sequel get revived someday. Preferably with Chris Seavor at the helm, considering Microsoft is letting other companies work on Rare's old IPs.
      Jan 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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  2. Ms. Mowz
    Ms. Mowz
    Am I the big gay now?
    1. One Too Many and c-no like this.
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    3. c-no
      c-no
      BIG FURRY HOMO MOUSE
      Jan 27, 2023
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    4. Cirno
      Cirno
      we are all big gay
      Jan 29, 2023 at 10:19 AM
      c-no and Ms. Mowz like this.
    5. Ms. Mowz
      Jan 29, 2023 at 11:34 PM
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  3. Cyan
    Cyan kate
    spade
  4. ToroidalBoat
    1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 likes this.
    2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
      ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
      I've posted that before, LOL
      Jan 22, 2023
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  5. One Too Many
    One Too Many Skeletor
    Came back from five years laying and stayed the same
    Saying, electromagnetic field it blocks all logic, Spock
    And G-Shocks her biological clock
    When I hit it, slid into the shitter, thought I killed her goose
    Her Power U's was pure Brita water filter juice
    1. ToroidalBoat likes this.
  6. Congratulations
  7. c-no
    c-no ToroidalBoat
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  8. c-no
    c-no Ms. Mowz
    Hey feminist, I'm eating a sandwich with spread. Are you offended? Do you want to see me eat more sandwiches as I become more moist?
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    3. c-no
      c-no
      Honestly, if she somehow appeared as a sexy thing in his eyes, I wouldn't doubt it. And I'm still laughing my ass off at the last moist post.
      Jan 18, 2023
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    4. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      I remember Homer would always end Twitter posts with "#GamerGate" back in the day.

      Seems kinda recent, but that was almost a decade ago now.
      Jan 19, 2023
      c-no and Ms. Mowz like this.
    5. c-no
      c-no
      2 years and it'll be 10 years ago, a great moment of internet autism and regardless of what one says about harassment and ethics, it was all fucking stupid since the ranting nerds and hipsters, why would a normie need to care about gamergate? The only good was Vivian James but INB4 someone goes on a rant about how that was used as some kind of shield or some shit and not being some mascot.
      Jan 19, 2023
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  9. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat PRR6755
    this is the club

    it's an OK place
  10. c-no
    c-no
    That makes me moist.
    1. ToroidalBoat
      Jan 18, 2023
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    2. c-no
      c-no
      To kill moist, be feminist. Are you feminist?
      Jan 18, 2023
    3. ToroidalBoat
      Jan 19, 2023
      c-no likes this.
  11. Cirno
    Cirno PsychoNerd
    happy birthday!
    1. PsychoNerd likes this.
  12. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat PsychoNerd
    happy birthday PN!
    1. PsychoNerd likes this.
  13. Anya
    Anya PsychoNerd
    P is for Psychonerd whose birthday is today.
    1. PsychoNerd and ToroidalBoat like this.
  14. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat Judgesaturn507
    "Nobody should touch you without your permission"

    "Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!"
    1. Fialovy
      Fialovy
      It's your body, nobody has the right to touch you if you don't want them to.
      Jan 13, 2023
    2. Judgesaturn507
      Judgesaturn507
      Of course, since Chris lacks any kind of self-awareness, he never figured out that means touching other people without THEIR permission is wrong.

      30 years later and you have the Jail of Fail.
      Jan 13, 2023
  15. Judgesaturn507
    Judgesaturn507
    changed it back, looking at a gif got tiring quickly
    1. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      looked like a circular saw with that logo on it
      Jan 10, 2023
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  16. Fialovy
    Fialovy Skeletor
    Happy Birthday! (Are you really born on New Year's?)
    1. Cyan
      Cyan
      You aren't happy with having birthdays set to Jan 1 are you?
      Jan 2, 2023
    2. Fialovy
      Fialovy
      I don't know, I know someone personally born on January 1st so I can't simply assume. They might legitimately be born on January 1st.
      Jan 2, 2023
  17. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat Skeletor
    oh hey Skeletor

    Happy New Year's Day!

    (and _possibly_ IRL birthday)
  18. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
  19. Anya
    Anya The Scrunkly
    Happy birthday!
  20. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat The Scrunkly
    oh hey the scrunkly

    daybirth happy