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YT/FB 1/20/2017 - USA has no president

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jan 20, 2017.

  1. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

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    Well, he's used that same figure as a stand-in for Trump before, so...maybe?
     
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  2. Suicidal Emo Panda

    Suicidal Emo Panda I love china, trust me.

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    Chris' limitations to coope with reality is by using toys and cartoons to portray his feelings. Regarding his autism: get used to it.
     
  3. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    According to Chris, that Decepticon is known for being "crazy in the head." That apparently makes it a good stand-in for Pmurt. Along with the fact that its face is fuckin' orange.
     
  4. Windows OS

    Windows OS Well-Known Member

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    And the fact that the Decepticons are the enemies in the Transformers franchise. So, Pmurt = Enemy = Decepticon
     
  5. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    I think we all know what this is truly all about. Chris sees Obama as a pawn that will give him money and go away, while Trump is his metaphorical white daddy that will make him brush his teeth and bathe before bedtime. Although no one genuinely cares about Chris' well being or opinions, he thinks he is the true and honest white daddy, who runs things in America. (lol).
     
  6. Windows OS

    Windows OS Well-Known Member

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    That is one possibility. IMO, it is a combination of your "white daddy" concept and his Tomgirl conversion leading him to fringe liberal sites that pretty much features "Trump is Hitler, Somebody Kill Him!" crap regularly.

    If this was pre-Tomgirl, however, I think Chris wouldn't really care. I mean, he didn't care in the past elections before Tomgirl.
     
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  7. Suicidal Emo Panda

    Suicidal Emo Panda I love china, trust me.

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    In Chris' universe President Trump would be known as Galvatrump
     
  8. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Stage 1 of grief: Denial. Stay tuned for the anger, but he may never make it past stage 4.
     
  9. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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    Too late to say that because he already unleashed his anger at Trump via his Lego Collection.
     
  10. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Oh god now I have to imagine Hillary as an autobot :crash:
     
  11. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    It should not be that difficult. People have a difficult time imagining her as human.
     
  12. heroofvirginity

    heroofvirginity Member

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    Why does Chris care so much?
     
  13. TazmamzaT

    TazmamzaT I have no ass, and I must fart

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    Virtue signalling for china. He thinks he's a part of a community and he has to wave the flag and maybe a chick will dig it.
     
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  14. Windows OS

    Windows OS Well-Known Member

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    Ugh. Just imagine Trigglypuff x Chris Chan... Sorry if I horrified anyone.
     
  15. Smol_pupper

    Smol_pupper y r u so smol?

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    Considering all the death threats Chris keeps making against President Trump, I think the jerkops haven't bothered to arrest him because they won't take some fat autistic transfag's empty threats as being an actual danger to the President's life.

    However, Chris does have a history of violence (the Game Place and Gamestop indicents) that could play against him, not that either of those posed an actual threat to anyone's life.

    But let's say, in a flurry of autistic misjudgment, Chris does decide to go after Trump. After all, Chris was willing to drive over 800 miles to Cleveland for a girlfriend that didn't exist, so who's to say he won't drive 2 hours to go to Washington? Of course, even in arm's range of our dear President, our old autistic friend couldn't pose any danger to him, and will likely just mumble to himself about Trump and shit his pants.

    But I would love to see that shit happen.
     
  16. Windows OS

    Windows OS Well-Known Member

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    He'll probably just end up throwing a bunch of Transformers toys at him. Either way, it would definitely be lulzy to see.
     
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  17. heroofvirginity

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    He wouldn't be able to get anywhere near him.
     
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  18. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Trump would build his wall and do nothing.
     
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  19. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

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    Also, suppose Chris does manage to get to DC, and manages to get to the White House. If he came within 10 feet of Trump, he'd have five different Secret Service Agents reliving their high school football days on his spine before he could do anything. Keep in mind, as far as we know, the closest thing to a gun Chris owns is a Megatron toy that transforms into a gun. Now, I'm not sure how strict Viginia's gun laws are, but I'm fairly certain Chris would not pass the background checks necessary to get one. Even if he did, they would check you for a gun. And even if he managed to sneak in a gun, the second he pulled it out, he would likely have Secret Service Agents reliving their high school football days on his spine before he could get off a shot.

    TD;LR: Chris couldn't kill Trump even if he did go to DC.
     
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  20. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    both are fucking children.
     
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