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YouTube YT 8/13 - Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Aug 13, 2018.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. Galilean

    Galilean The CWCki is the bread of life.

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    The lore is very convoluted here. Chris addresses Earth 1218 (which he thinks is us), to warn us about a future where MLP is replaced with a new show. He demands Hasbro to not do this. Simultaneously, this video is a warning to the characters of MLP to prevent this future from happening.

    Does Chris believe other realities watch his YouTube channel? I vaguely recall him once stating that they could, but I can't for the life of me remember which video it was.
     
  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    .... Yes. He also believes world leaders, CEOs, law enforcement, and legions of fans watch his videoes, and view counts and like/dislike ratios are just trolls hacking youtube to make him look like a crazy manchild.

    Meanwhile in reality I'm surprised its been nearly 9 years of bronys. Hasbro's probably thinking; 'we've hit peak saturation, and everybody's seen the episodes of the cartoon we made. Sooo time to reboot the series and start cranking out more toys for little girls. Maybe we'll get lucky and those hapless retards will buy our merch like the previous generation. Our profits were awesome.'

    Chris would prefer if the series went on and on into creative rot like the simpsons, utilizing the same 7 characters and 4 locations over and over again.
     
  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Wow, that pile junk in the corner is between the top of the door and just below the ceiling. Hoarding is back in style at 14BC, if it ever left.

    Next, going to give full credit here, Chris looks like he's got a little sun, those walks to the post office and trips to the gym are paying dividends, good for him.

    Finally, a 36 year old man issuing an urgent address to an animated horse cartoon's creators and exhibitors, this is who the minority party in Congress is hoping will form the backbone of the voting bloc that will sweep them back into power in the upcoming elections in the fall...sad!
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Oh good lord what is this?
    It must be weird to go through life being obsessed with the most inconsequential shit but totally ignore major things.
     
  6. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    Chris is actually the sort of voter they want to get to the polls: A blind partisan who cares only about wedge issues along with a searing hatred of that dang dirty Grognard Grumpf. Can't exactly care about the economy regardless of the state of said economy if you don't apply for work, after all.

    Aside from that, Chris has been doing this for a long time. Why look at ratings, sales and any other indication that bronies are a dead horse when you can just ree?
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris claimed that "Night Star" can open portals to view the internet, and Chris thinks Night Star is real and in the totally real ponyland, so that's a yes.

    It starts with an "A."
     
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    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    It's moments like this that convince me that chris is actually a super genius at the head of a decades long scheme to make us believe he's an autistic weirdo, when actually he's laughing at us and we were actually the lolcows all along.
     
  9. Samachu

    Samachu Cross stitcher

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    If the 0.1% chance of Hasbro not listening to Chris happens, does that finally spell the end of brony Sonichu stuff?
     
  10. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I wonder if pandering to adult weirdos and deviants is no longer proving profitable for Hasbro so they’re going back to making a little girls cartoon for little girls.
     
  11. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    I don't follow MLP, I'm guessing 'G5' is a reboot?
    Better question: Is this the start of Blue Arms 2: Brony Boogaloo?
     
  12. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    From what I understand; its using a lot of the same characters but they're different kinds of ponies. ... although chris probably doesn't know MLP's apparently done this every single generation of MLP. So it really is a 'sonic's arms aren't blue' thing.

    The odds for that are about the same as chris abandoning this whole alternate universe shit.
     
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It would be very shattering to Chris if he could somehow see that alternate universes are unquestionably impossible.
     
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  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    This is chris, NO SHIT IS TO MINOR!
     
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    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    Chris never lets anything go. So, no.
     
  16. HumanityIsDoomed

    HumanityIsDoomed Active Member

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    Yet here we are.
     
  17. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    transcript when?
     
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  18. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    G5 apparently isn’t starting until 2020.
    If this is anything like Equestra Girls, Chris will hate the idea, protest it, watch it, and it will become his favorite thing.
     
  19. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Wonder what chris' reaction will be when the whole thing ends?