Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Galilean, Apr 7, 2017.
This has to be the most self-aware move Chris has ever made.
I'd give him a quarter for it.
Anything for lego money.
Geez, what the fuck is he wearing?!
He's selling the Sonic Totem for $1,500.
I wonder which poor, helpless ween would pay that much for this thing. Sure, it's a relic of fail, but not worth over a THOUSAND FUCKING BUCKS.
Meh, I'm sure if any ween *does* say they'll buy it, it'll end in the most stereotypical way:
Ween: HUR DUR, I'M NOT GONNA PAY CHRIS ANY MONIES! LOLZ, TROLL'D!
Maybe this will inspire him to mass produce Sonic totems
So $800 for Barb and $700 for Chris to have fun with. Seems fair to me lol.
Actually, I was lurking at Kiwi Farms the other day, and guess why he's now selling it for $1500.
What happened (from what I saw anyways) is that some guy offered Chris $1000 for the totem, then basically said "HUR DUR, I'M NOT GONNA PAY CHRIS ANY MONIES! LOLZ, TROLL'D!"
It's something we've seen before, but it somehow convinced Chris that he could possibly sell it for more money, and that somebody would eventually pay for it, or something close to it at least.
That totem has seen some shit in its days.
You can see it in its eyes. It asks for far less money.
Is it the table or the totem the one making the noises each time Chris touches it. Because if I was thinking about buying this thing for 1500 DOLLARS, I sure as hell wouldn't want it to have any scratches made during the video introducing it!
Like damn Chris, if you really believe this thing is worth that much, maybe you should threat it a little better, I would be more than a little preoccupied about it surviving the mailing process with how weak it looks.
I guess it comes to something when Chris is willing to sell his most famous possessions for lego money. When will it end?
PLEASE don't tell me this is Chris' feminine voice!
That thing is a 20 year old paper mache art project from a child.
It won't survive shipping.
I'm surprised Chris didn't crush it when he slapped the top.
Well shit, might as well put that ween in the Troll Hall of Fame. Like, first ballot.
But yeah, in a warped way, it *does* have the residual effect of Chris going "Hm, yeah.....if one person was gonna pay 1000, I bet someone will pay 1500 for it!"
Chris's skirt looks like it has seen better days.
So what if this totem is what cursed Chris to be what he is, and the next person to own it becomes the new face of lolcows?
I died of laughter when I saw that price.
Yeah. Apparently Buck Mullet on the Farms texted Chris saying that he'll buy the Sonic Totem for $1,000. Still fucking ridiculous, but it must've caused Chris to then put it on eBay.
I bet 100 W-Quarters that a ween will buy it, 1,000 W-Quarters that a ween would not pay for it.
chris has seen better days.
Okay, so I just finished watching the video, and my god, Chris is turning into Barb.
Like mother, like daughter.
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