YT 4/7 - Sonic Totem and More

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  1. Galilean

    Galilean The CWCki is the bread of life.

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    This has to be the most self-aware move Chris has ever made.

    I'd give him a quarter for it.
     
  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Anything for lego money.

    Geez, what the fuck is he wearing?!
     
  3. Windows OS

    Windows OS Guy with the dorkiest account name ever

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    He's selling the Sonic Totem for $1,500.
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    I wonder which poor, helpless ween would pay that much for this thing. Sure, it's a relic of fail, but not worth over a THOUSAND FUCKING BUCKS.
     
  4. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Meh, I'm sure if any ween *does* say they'll buy it, it'll end in the most stereotypical way:

    Ween: HUR DUR, I'M NOT GONNA PAY CHRIS ANY MONIES! LOLZ, TROLL'D!
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    Maybe this will inspire him to mass produce Sonic totems
     
  6. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    So $800 for Barb and $700 for Chris to have fun with. Seems fair to me lol.
     
  7. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Actually, I was lurking at Kiwi Farms the other day, and guess why he's now selling it for $1500.

    What happened (from what I saw anyways) is that some guy offered Chris $1000 for the totem, then basically said "HUR DUR, I'M NOT GONNA PAY CHRIS ANY MONIES! LOLZ, TROLL'D!"

    It's something we've seen before, but it somehow convinced Chris that he could possibly sell it for more money, and that somebody would eventually pay for it, or something close to it at least.
     
  8. Nobody

    Nobody Shitposter Staff Member

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    That totem has seen some shit in its days.

    You can see it in its eyes. It asks for far less money.
     
  9. TheKnightoftheRustyHelm

    TheKnightoftheRustyHelm A Jerk and Everybody Loves Me!

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    Is it the table or the totem the one making the noises each time Chris touches it. Because if I was thinking about buying this thing for 1500 DOLLARS, I sure as hell wouldn't want it to have any scratches made during the video introducing it!

    Like damn Chris, if you really believe this thing is worth that much, maybe you should threat it a little better, I would be more than a little preoccupied about it surviving the mailing process with how weak it looks.
     
  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I guess it comes to something when Chris is willing to sell his most famous possessions for lego money. When will it end?
     
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  11. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    PLEASE don't tell me this is Chris' feminine voice!
     
  12. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    That thing is a 20 year old paper mache art project from a child.
    It won't survive shipping.
    I'm surprised Chris didn't crush it when he slapped the top.
     
  13. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Well shit, might as well put that ween in the Troll Hall of Fame. Like, first ballot.

    But yeah, in a warped way, it *does* have the residual effect of Chris going "Hm, yeah.....if one person was gonna pay 1000, I bet someone will pay 1500 for it!"
     
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  14. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Chris's skirt looks like it has seen better days.
     
  15. Cyan

    Cyan #006666

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    So what if this totem is what cursed Chris to be what he is, and the next person to own it becomes the new face of lolcows?
     
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  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I died of laughter when I saw that price.
     
  17. Windows OS

    Windows OS Guy with the dorkiest account name ever

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    Yeah. Apparently Buck Mullet on the Farms texted Chris saying that he'll buy the Sonic Totem for $1,000. Still fucking ridiculous, but it must've caused Chris to then put it on eBay.

    I bet 100 W-Quarters that a ween will buy it, 1,000 W-Quarters that a ween would not pay for it.
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    chris has seen better days.
     
  19. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Okay, so I just finished watching the video, and my god, Chris is turning into Barb.
     
  20. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Like mother, like daughter. :yawn: