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YT 4/2 - Son-Chu figure review

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    Since when has Chris demonstrated basic competence at anything except by accident? I doubt he'd have thought to do either of those things.

    Or rather, God has better things to do than prevent this.
     
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  2. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    I think so, since it's a way of advertising his stamp sales. Hilariously, he's set himself up to lose money - he's obligated to pay over $150 in prizes for his raffle so far, and he has $91 left in profits (assuming he didn't immediately waste that on toys as well).

    By the way, maybe Selling Out and Business should be merged? Whichever doesn't get used could be renamed to the other one. Maybe use both of the images for the saga graphic, like this? Untitled.png

    Yeah. Barb is the troll for Financhu Crisis.
     
  3. Galilean

    Galilean The CWCki is the bread of life.

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    I think you hit the nail on the head. I promote categorizing videos under specific sagas as a way of organizing them. Chris is still a grown man living in a little boy's world; nothing he does is really real, and his actions are still heavily influenced by the changing conditions in his life. There's less outside interference, which yields less pronounced 'misadventures', but I still think the differences are worth noting.

    Maybe not invincible, but he definitely uses it as a crutch like he did with his autism. I think Chris believes he deserves special treatment, and becoming a tranny has only reinforced that notion. Being a tranny is the only aspect of Chris's life other people will actively support, I don't think he will ever let that go.
     
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  4. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    And lo, chris spends money on more stupid crap that no one will truly pay him for. While Blob dies in the abyss slowly, he spends all their money on toys. I shouldnt even be surprised anymore...
     
  5. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    It's more of waiting for the inevitable.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Classic Chris" is never coming back, is he?
     
  7. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    48 mins? fuck that noise
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Over on KF, Pancake said that not only does Son-Chu have a girlfriend, but there's an entire crew of bots with him, like the "Chaotic Combo."

    So yeah @Trilby, it's pretty much confirmed CWC made up a boinkbot.

     
  9. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    shit.
     
  10. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Ok, so the description says Graduon's army is trying to take over the city and break up all loving relationships worldwide.
    ...it's now Graduon's fault that Chris doesn't have a sweetheart.
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Bear in mind this video of Chris fucking around with a crappy Transformers OC is longer than most TV series episodes. But it's good to see him actually create something for once rather than fuck around with lego all day. The comics will never return but this is the next best thing.
     
  12. TheEnderGecko

    TheEnderGecko True and Loyal Sonichu Fan

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    Um...Yeah. But maybe not because he's a tranny.
     
  13. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Who's going to go volunteer to retrieve him first? Yeah, exactly. He's done.

    So my only thing here is I find it unauthentic that an Autobot with that ugly of a repaint job would let a Decepticon of a woman with an even uglier of a repaint job get driven around in between pizza delivery missions. Don't they have an Australatina invasion force to fight off or something instead?
     
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  14. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I was thinking that the tranny thing gave him that perception since it is and has been talked about in the news about discrimination of transgenders and his autism led him to think that was another avenue for him to make excuses as to why he's a victim
     
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  15. TheEnderGecko

    TheEnderGecko True and Loyal Sonichu Fan

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    So how exactly did Chris make this Transformers thing? I haven't heard anyone talk about it or post a link to the site or anything.
     
  16. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    Guess he felt extremely sorry for Slaweel now.
     
  17. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    It's probably a repainted toy, perhaps with some clay parts added on.
     
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC AND ACRYLIC PAINT
     
  19. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    The Australatinan bicycle cavalry is having trouble getting across the ocean to attack CWCville. Casualties have been high, and to date the citizens of CWCville remain unaware of the conflict.
     
  20. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    MasterDisaster from KF did a transcript of the first 12 minutes:

    (Opens with stock special offer scene)


    Chris in a weird ass high pitched voice: (Stupid crap in table, stupid Skylander shit being used as a backdrop again.) This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's plam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
    There will be two available one for random drawing and one for the online winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop (gasp) that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get (reaches behind self) But thye also get the Skylander self figure(? Hard to hear) and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for leading consoles minus Nintendo Switch. (Removes figure and card) And now, on with our show.

    (Scene change)
    1:29
    Stupid custom autobot on display. Sonichu enters from left)
    Chris as Sonichu:Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.
    Rosechu enters from right.)
    Sonichu:Whaddya think of that, Rosie?
    Rosechu: I think he looks neat.
    Sonichu: Ah tell you one thing; I knew when he was an escort...and now he has a lot more 'Focus' on.
    Rosechu: Ford.

    (Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu. It's as autistic as the joke.)

    Sonichu: Automobile joke autobots rollout.
    (Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.)

    1:55
    (Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign; It say 'Not(underlined and the N is backwards) The Freakin Geek Reviews' with 'homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits (backwards k) and great reviews. This remains to be seen. Chris is providing his own background music.)

    (After a shitter Transition Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his 'custom car is front and center.)

    2:20
    Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.)

    Chris: Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again not Emgo316 and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world Autobot Som-Chu! So here we are dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look (brings backdrop forward) at thuh packaging see right here on the front (mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up) right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! (unintelligable autism) and on the side I have that same piece of artwork on the bottom WORDS~!(Annoying loud attempt to be 'funny') lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory photo shots you got this and that this and that WORDING~! DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the bear! (Autistic gibberish follows, robot is in there) Big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that (you can't its out of focus) he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later thats basically it FORE~! (Throws the backdrop out of shot.) (Cannot make out the next thing he say's; sounds something like pack is edgy, dunno.) He also come with a coollector card with that same piece of artwork (flips card) and tech specs Autob- Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card (Throws it across room.) Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty little cat. (Can't make it out something about art) Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! Itsa my joke the beginning more understandable if you get it.(Puls out sonichu pic) So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own autobot the place so that wsa the first Son-Chu autobot during the era of the Arhmada lookit that face LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later(flips picture over) (mumble) dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those and my car that's how we end up (Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu) with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu! And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there (point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu) becomes the shield and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later we got new robot mode because hicame Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus Escort Focus Focus Escort it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on (fake laughs at own joke.)

    (Bad cutaway)
    5:54

    Chris: And now we;ve got a beautiful mood(?) from helpishly(?) from Hasbro duh matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say bold(?) same mold or uh Rundown or Breakdown but you know what (Unintelligable higher pitch) but he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. (Shows cars ass) And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! (Flips it to the front end) Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back (stress sigh) Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera (Flips car to bottom) and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look the windows in the tinted (More autistic mumbling) he was originally Breakaway but he does come with a few pieces were gonna get into he includes his titan master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a custom painted face... painted his hands-lookhishands- (autism) Camera. Fix the camera Sony so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course (Has flipped the little robot into the head) Who has upside down face?

    Dumb Robot: I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

    Chris: (Autistic mumbling) Two Titan Masters becuase he's got one for go behind his shield get to that in a moment. Here is other titan master little tiny we call him arc 1 you'll get to see why in just a moment as usual (gibberish) they have the wibbly-wobbly head thier arms can either got partway or up and down and legs (makes dumb little robot dance) and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called (Bart)1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself (Knocks over the arc/bart1 bot)

    Son-Chi: I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. (Is then molested by Chris to 'sit')

    Chris: And you bend his legs you put him in the drivers seat and of course that's the only way (Points to raised windows) I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms open-part. And then we move onto the next part that's included (Annoying voice) DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black yellow leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 (molests robot) come on titan master put him in de back of his head (Inserts poor robot into lions head) get the lion there get the picture once more (Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture) Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here (Points to station wagon roof) its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep he shield so Hashbro thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison (introduces duplicate of toy) here he is with Sawback, the original TItan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...
    (autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is)
    Alright so what you want to do (gets to molesting the lion robot) is you wanna take these parts and move em forward (transforming) pull his legs forward, tilt head back (Transforming) I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. (Transformed) Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I have a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most(?), put the lion up there (Puts next to car) Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her (pantomines running buy slapping the lion against the table a few times, makes car sounds, more 'running' sounds) Or fun one I figgered out (stands lion on top of car) thank you spoilers lookit that. (Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth) Obviously he can't stay up there (Flips car, throws lion off) SOrry bout that.

    (Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.)
    11:26
    Lion:Hey 3D! -Growls-
    Chris: Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.
    Lion: (Autistic growling) I got a mission.
    Chris: You can go back. So moving right along (kill me) He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
    (Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.