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Meta Would Chris survive Vietnam part 2

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by flowers for sonichu, Sep 25, 2018.

  1. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    Last year, I wrote a thread that tested the hypothesis set forth by Fuzzy Wuzzy that Chris would not be able to survive in Vietnam. You can read it in its entirety here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/would-chris-survive-vietnam-a-comprehensive-analysis.35615/

    If you're banned from there or somehow unable to read it, the main part is here:

    I realized I fucked up in a couple ways when I did my preliminary investigation. #1 I went to only South Vietnam. If you paid attention, South Vietnam was the side that the Americans took during their civil war. It's much wealthier than the North and they have a better attitude towards the Americans because they're still real butt hurt they lost the war. On the other hand, North Vietnam is much poorer and shittier than South Vietnam and they have a more negative attitude toward Americans and foreigners in general.

    Next week, I will be returning to Vietnam, specifically North Vietnam to investigate this matter further. I will go to the place where John McCain got bamboo shoots shoved up his urethra while imagining how awesome that would be if it happened to Chris. I will also sample the local food and gauge whether it would cause Chris to shit his pants more often than his daily burger king. If there is anything you felt that I missed in my original investigation, please let me know. This shit isn't cheap, especially that five star luxury cruise I'm taking to compare that with Golden Corral. Any donations would be appreciated to defray these costs.

    Null fucking banned me from making threads in disco because I kept on making posts about Snoopy and Clover so part two of my investigation will be exclusive to the cwcki club.
     
    flowers for sonichu, Sep 25, 2018
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  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Ah, part 2 of the club's most autistic greatest thread.
     
    One Too Many, Sep 25, 2018
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  3. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    go to Singapore or wherever null lived as a pig farmer and hold kiwicont
    there
     
    king koi, Sep 25, 2018
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  4. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    Null lived in the Philippines. Chris ate a pot brownie once so he’d be executed on sight if he ever went there.
     
    flowers for sonichu, Sep 25, 2018
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  5. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Kong, Sep 25, 2018
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  6. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm always confused by the premise of these threads, would he survive contemporary 'Nam? (Sure, they love US reserve currency more than they hate transsexuals and autism.) Would he survive a deployment in the police action during the civil war there? (lol no)

    How does the legend of OPL even get to the south China sea in the first place is the real mystery anyway, but best of luck to you OP, I look forward to your report on the best place to get pho that is incoming.
     
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  7. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Third world countries don’t have time or pity for people who cry about gender confusion, autism, cyber bullying, not having money for a con, etc. During the war he would’ve had to give that man-lady ass up to a horny squad of VietCong to survive. Today he’d probably have to work in a sweatshop. We know his aversion to actual work. Can you imagine him assembling Nikes and getting paid pennies?
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Sep 25, 2018
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  8. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    That's easy. He gets carried there in Bob's balls.
     
    Alan Smithee, Sep 26, 2018
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  9. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    If you go read the OP on kiwi it’s because there was an Vietnamese alog who ranted about how Chris would die if he grew up in Vietnam instead of the US so I as a citizen journalist took it into my hands to discover the truth

    PLZ DONATE TO MY PATREON THOSE ALL U CAN EAT BUFFETS DONT PAY FOR THEMSELVES
     
    flowers for sonichu, Sep 27, 2018
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  10. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    • User's been warned previously for backseat modding. Knock it off and use the Report function.
    Would this thread survive in "Oh Hai Mark", where it belongs?
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Oct 7, 2018
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  11. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    I’ll return from there tomorrow and I’ve come to a number of critical conclusions from this.
     
    flowers for sonichu, Oct 8, 2018
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