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Meta Would Chris survive prison?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Aug 11, 2021.

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Would Chris survive prison?

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  2. No

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    This is the longest Chris has had the internet cut down because jail. I imagine that if he were somehow released early, he'd post a tl;dr, word-salady, stilted, and awkward retelling of the whole time that paints him as the victim. Just like after the 2014 incident, except with more "dimensional merge".
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    he's going to be in jail for at least another month
    he's only been in the pokey for two weeks tomorrow :story:
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Would Chris being cut off from the internet deflate his morbidly obese ego that's been inflating since at least the time he "just won" the sweepstakes?
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    That's assuming Chris is rational. He seems pretty far gone right now, thinking he's the goddess of the mushroom people or whatever. He probably thinks the merge or Magichan will save him.
     
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  5. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Not having the internet is seriously the best thing for Chris.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    fun fact: There's this thing called "Like", which is next to "+Quote" and "Reply".

    It can be a time-saver. :confused:

    Chris is likely segregated from the rest, like Nick Bate (IIRC).

    If so, who knows what the isolation is doing to him.
     
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  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    IIRC Nick Bate is in a prison specifically for sex offenders (yes, those exist)
     
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    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Are they legally required to do the sex offender shuffle?
     
  9. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Come on now, leave Luka alone, the poor boy needs to hit his "Yep" quota.
     
  10. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    agreed
     
  11. Kindred

    Kindred Your sins always comeback!

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    The other convicts are gonna eat Chris alive if he ends up in the general population.
     
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I wonder how Nick Bate is doing these days.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    He was sentenced to 40 years in prison a few years ago. IDK if his thread is still getting updated.
    He's forced to cut his hair and have basic hygiene, so he looks like a normal 30-something when I saw his pic a few years ago.
     
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  14. Lucas Blakeman

    Lucas Blakeman Brave Lieutenant

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    How is this related to food?
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    After all the shankings and rapings that happen to them, it's surprising they took so long to be a thing?

    (Although some people are truly scummy, even then I don't believe in torture as a penalty. "Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.")
     
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  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    Some prisoners are allowed to use computers and the internet. The prisons can restrict what websites the inmates see, so I don't know if they could see KF or the CWCki on prison internet, but it's possible.
     
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  17. Lucas Blakeman

    Lucas Blakeman Brave Lieutenant

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    That is true
     
  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    What great insight you have Luka.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    So there may be a small chance that Chris won't be "radio silent" during any Prison Saga.

    Can you imagine the kind of stuff Chris would post then?
     
  20. Lucas Blakeman

    Lucas Blakeman Brave Lieutenant

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    Yeah