Meta What If?

"Song of Christian" shows that Manchester HS wasn't really the El Dorado he remembered it as later.

 

What if Chris made it to his high school reunion?

 

"Bann has happened again."

 

The illusion Chris loved of high school shatters as everyone could end up giving him a piece of their actual mind.

 

I bet they'll be shattering more than just his illusion.

 

Chris' "Heart Level" could be shattered to 15% or lower.

 

Seeing his galpals with significant others would unleash the tard rage.

 

What if Chris still has "noviophobia"?

 

I'm sure. I think he was talking about it as recently as the Doopie saga.

 

What if chris was selected for a death battle on YouTube.

 

I still like that he took that shit Sprung visual novel seriously and viewed it as helping his noviophobia. I only know about Sprung even exists because of Chris

 

Same here.

 

Those 'things' require hard work which Chris is not really interested in doing.

 

IMO a more intelligent Chris would be like the main character from "A Confederacy of Dunces"
he'd still be living with his mom and be a lolcow, but he'd have some short-lived jobs and a girlfriend

if Chris actually had skills maybe he'd be more like Terry Davis and some of his fans would have legit affection for him

 

I knew about it before then, I was subscribed to various gaming magazines during the launch and early years of the DS, and Sprung was one of the earliest titles for the system(the early DS library was... rough). I'm pretty certain I have the Nintendo Power issue Chris appeared in, most likely in the basement of my parent's house with all of my old magazines(last time I was there they were not thrown away)

Anyways, while not a what if question in itself, I remember when the cwcki forums had its own What-if subforum. It was pretty awful. Most threads were "what if Chris was X race/X nationality/rich/a woman/handsome/ect", all with multiple replies of "He'd shit himself and do nothing" but one of the worst threads that is seared in my mind was "What if Chris could fly by farting?"

The What If subforum was the place to go if you felt like you had an overabundance of brain cells and needed to fix that fast.

 

I remember back then someone asked "What if Chris's house burned down?" and like, a few months later the house fire happened. I guess they now know what happened.

 

Did that person also ask 'What if Chris had relations with his own mother?'

Better not ask any more questions.

 

I wonder what would have happened if he studied marketing instead of CADD
IDK what you'd do with a associate's in marketing, because an associate's in management or accounting would allow you to do low level management and accounting jobs (LOL @ Chris being a supervisor)
I guess he'd have more ideas about how to promote Sonichu

 

He'd get in trouble for copyright infringement, that's what.