Meta What If?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    What if someone punched Chris really hard in the stomach?
     
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  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    The hand that did the punching would get stuck, the offender would be covered in chris vomit and tears. And then the farms would go ballistic and shut down for a few weeks.
     
  3. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I was thinking he would crap himself as this little tidbit is why I wanted to ask that "what if"
     
  4. The Red Baron

    The Red Baron Knower of random subjects and Owner of Megatron

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    depends on which era Chris we are talking about, for the sake of simplicity and branching what if scenarios we will use current Chris, context is also important like is this someone squaring off with Chris or someone just walking up and punching him? maybe I'm looking too much into this and will assume its current Chris with someone just walking up and punching him. It would definitely hurt like hell and Chris would likely double over and most likely Shit himself while also definitely breaking down into tears with possible vomit depending on how hard the punch was and if he had just eaten and etc. there's also the very very very unlikely but not entirely possible option where that punch is the final breaking point and then a fight breaks out with him releasing tard rage, but that's all theory and likely an unrealistic outcome
     
  5. Nairu

    Nairu New Member

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    Since bob and barb were ancient, chris never had grandparents...
    I wonder what that would have been like.
     
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  6. Coleslaw

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    What if Chris lived in North Carolina?
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I doubt much would change.
     
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  8. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    How 'bout St. Louis?
     
  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    About the same. No matter where chris is, the lack of social skills and the 'tisum will keep chris, chris.
     
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  10. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    Don't know if this's been wondered before, but what if Chris was a cis/cishet chick? Do you think she'd still turn out a femcel? And autistic? Not that girls can't be – but they say there's a lower percentage in gals than guys.
     
  11. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    What if Chris actually went through with his blackmail attempt, and actually "reveal" Nesshelper / MasterKnightDH as BlueSpike (in his head).
    And would Nesshelper have responded like ADF and :fatman:?
     
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  12. Coleslaw

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    What if Chris rode Amtrak?
     
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  13. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    what Chris?
     
  14. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    What if all the Idea Cunts like Josh (un)Wise, the Teen Troon Squad, and Sockness comitted mass suicide as part of their obnoxious cult?
    The world would be a better place *hi A-Log!*
     
  15. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    cross county?
     
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