Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.
What if someone punched Chris really hard in the stomach?
The hand that did the punching would get stuck, the offender would be covered in chris vomit and tears. And then the farms would go ballistic and shut down for a few weeks.
I was thinking he would crap himself as this little tidbit is why I wanted to ask that "what if"
depends on which era Chris we are talking about, for the sake of simplicity and branching what if scenarios we will use current Chris, context is also important like is this someone squaring off with Chris or someone just walking up and punching him? maybe I'm looking too much into this and will assume its current Chris with someone just walking up and punching him. It would definitely hurt like hell and Chris would likely double over and most likely Shit himself while also definitely breaking down into tears with possible vomit depending on how hard the punch was and if he had just eaten and etc. there's also the very very very unlikely but not entirely possible option where that punch is the final breaking point and then a fight breaks out with him releasing tard rage, but that's all theory and likely an unrealistic outcome
Since bob and barb were ancient, chris never had grandparents...
I wonder what that would have been like.
What if Chris lived in North Carolina?
I doubt much would change.
How 'bout St. Louis?
About the same. No matter where chris is, the lack of social skills and the 'tisum will keep chris, chris.
Don't know if this's been wondered before, but what if Chris was a cis/cishet chick? Do you think she'd still turn out a femcel? And autistic? Not that girls can't be – but they say there's a lower percentage in gals than guys.
What if Chris actually went through with his blackmail attempt, and actually "reveal" Nesshelper / MasterKnightDH as BlueSpike (in his head).
Spoiler: Chris once thought this guy was BlueSpike
And would Nesshelper have responded like ADF and ?
What if Chris rode Amtrak?
What if all the Idea Cunts like Josh (un)Wise, the Teen Troon Squad, and Sockness comitted mass suicide as part of their obnoxious cult?
The world would be a better place *hi A-Log!*
What would the event horizon diameter of a 1 CWC mass black hole be?
Probably the size of his mouth, ass hole, self made vagina
Where would d Chris be now if his life hadn't been turned into the Truman show of trolling? Would he still be the stripe-shirted, pedoglass-wearing True and Honest cis-manlet we know and obsess over?
Chances are Chris would be in more trouble with the law. You could make the argument that the online stuff preoccupied Chris (somewhat) from doing stupid stuff IRL. Consider the fact that every time Chris broke the law he did it for reasons outside the trolls. Chris's history of loitering, soliciting, and creeping on girls predated his discovery by the internet and the trespassing and assault that followed were because of those bans. One could argue that macing the Gamestop employee was catalyzed by the environment of trolling but I could easily see it happening despite that, honestly the house fire that happened at the beginning of that year and the lingering memory of his father's death are probably more responsible for Chris's strong reaction then anything. With Chris's obsessive thought patterns, lack of remorse, and poor upbringing it's safe to say Chris is the prone outbursts, stalking, and petty to possibly more serious crimes.
Lets conciser the hypothetical scenario that Chris was never discovered by the internet. Chris's relationship with Megan falling apart somewhat coincides with his discovery. Had Chris not drawn shecameforcwc.jpg I still think things would have fallen apart eventually, Megan had after all complained in emails about Chris always touching her. It the relationship was allowed to continue on Chris would more then likely do something worse then drawing the rule 34 such as grope her or stalk her or try some bizarre show of affection, as he's been known to do.
Do you think he'd still hate the homos and think of himself as male?
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