Meta What If?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    The pants are not the issue, as much the briefs. What if Chris wore a skirt with many folds, and, when it shits itself, Chris just wipes its ass with one of the folds and tucks it in?
     
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  2. Weeb Shit

    Weeb Shit Nice weeb!

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    The fold will rub against Chris' underwear, allowing him to retain his dirty, crapped briefs even after wiping. It's genius, really.
     
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  3. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    What if Chris died.
     
  4. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    He's been dead inside for years.
     
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  5. Aesthetic

    Aesthetic v a p o r

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    What if Chris went to equestria and met the ponies but then the brony neckbeards thought he gave them a bad name and lynched him?
     
  6. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    More likely they'd try and have sex with him.
     
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  7. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    Lynching someone requires upper body strength and a willingness to go outside. He'd be safe.
     
  8. bungholio

    bungholio deep, deep inside the mind

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    Lucky for him he's too fat for the noose.
     
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  9. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    The tree would break and the wood nymphs would take bloody revengeance upon the entire village.
     
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  10. bungholio

    bungholio deep, deep inside the mind

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    What it Chris had club foot?
     
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  11. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Gudako has logged in.

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    He's already been in a club, tho-
    OH, you mean club FOOT.
     
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  12. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    DIRTY, CRAPPED LIMP
     
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  13. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    What if a knife wielding tranny turned up at chris's door ?
     
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  14. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    It would definitely be ADF.
     
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  15. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    But would he hide behind barb or shit himself in the bathroom and do nothing ?
     
  16. bungholio

    bungholio deep, deep inside the mind

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    What if Chris got a lobotomy?
     
  17. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    He might actually become smarter.
     
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  18. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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  19. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris was actually the one pulling all the strings on the demise of Kiwi Farms?
     
  20. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    Then the cows finally won.