Meta What If?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Jaundiced Regal

    Jaundiced Regal Active Member

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    What if Chris dresses like a woman and does his retarded lewd shit on cam so he can go back and fap to videos later? Since no real woman wants him and he's probably watched his "educational porn" to the point that it no longer does anything for him.
     
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  2. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    I predict a MyFreeCams account before 2017.
     
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  3. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    Will the username be "PristineChristine" or "Sonichu"?
     
  4. Weeb Shit

    Weeb Shit Nice weeb!

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    What will happen when Bob dies?
     
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  5. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    Peppy will buy his clothes.
     
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  6. Funky Kong

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    What if chris lactated?
     
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  7. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    He does. He's a woman now, and that's a thing women do.
     
  8. Lammergeier

    Lammergeier Professional Tumblrologist

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    What if Chris does not exist? Girls don't exist on the internet, therefore Chris' existence proves he is a man.
     
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  9. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    What if Chris had Girl on the Internet Syndrome? What if Chris did Gamergate?
     
  10. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Gudako has logged in.

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    What if Chris was actually Anita Sarkeesian
     
  11. bungholio

    bungholio deep, deep inside the mind

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    What if Chris was sassier?
     
  12. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    We should send him a pair of hoop earrings to see if we can knock out both of these at the same time.
     
  13. Yawning Sneasel

    Yawning Sneasel Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris was a gamergater?
     
  14. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    He would still be less autistic about it than Jamais.
     
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  15. Lammergeier

    Lammergeier Professional Tumblrologist

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    What if Chris summoned a demon and made it take on the form of Sonichu?
     
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  16. Yawning Sneasel

    Yawning Sneasel Well-Known Member

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    This needs to become fanfic
     
  17. Rolfe DeWolfe

    Rolfe DeWolfe Hit the Cymbal

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    What if Chris started to wear boxers instead of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS?
     
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  18. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    What if Christine was sold into sexual slavery to ISIS by Barb so that she could pay her court judgement?
     
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  19. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    If they paid by the pound she could buy her own Goodwill.
     
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  20. Weeb Shit

    Weeb Shit Nice weeb!

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    What if Chris wore 2 pairs of pants