Meta What If?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Alice Margatroid

    Alice Margatroid Seven-Colored Puppeteer

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    What if Chris was trolling us this whole time?;

    *rates self Optimistic*
     
  2. Yawning Sneasel

    Yawning Sneasel Well-Known Member

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  3. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    If chris does nothing ,then how can he shit himself ?
     
  4. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    what if chris was phone?
     
  5. Arcanine

    Arcanine Best Fire Dog Mon

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    His skeleton would pop right the fuck out.
     
  6. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member

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  7. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    He'd fucking die, m8.
     
  8. broke dick dog

    broke dick dog Moderator Staff Member

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    what if chris went to gamestop and spread bobs ashes upon the xbox rack
     
  9. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member

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    What if @dormiebasne was Chris all along? I swear, I saw him wearing a striped, clown shirt just the other day and muttering about a "love quest" or something...
     
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  10. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    Any rumours of my being in any way, shape or form, related to Christian "Christine" Weston Chandler and his/her/its life are greatly exaggerated and, to make use of the vernacular, fucking bullshit.
     
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  11. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    If he exerted no effort whatsoever, any food waste in his system might still pass through given enough time. We need @Strewth for a fancified medical opinion on this one.
     
  12. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    What if Chris was someone else?
     
  13. Strewth

    Strewth The Macho King

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    As part of the autonomic nervous system, the muscles of the GI tract would still - in theory - continue to work even during periods of extreme bodily inactivity.
    However, gastropariesis of varying severity is common amongst people with type 1 or 2 diabetes, and given the poor state of Chris' diet and health it can only be a matter of time before even shitting himself becomes difficult.
     
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  14. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    What if the duck is no longer bent?
     
  15. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member

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    What if Chris was dead?
     
  16. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

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    We would be all really sad and come to his funeral
     
  17. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    chris died yesterday. he was so broken up over barb's passing.
     
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  18. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member

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    I didn't want to believe that it was true, until I read this on the CWCki this morning. I'm so sad. I don't want to believe.
     
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  19. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    Never figured auto-erotic asphyxiation would've been what got Barb. Someone needs to make PSAs for television about the dangers of it.
     
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  20. bungholio

    bungholio deep, deep inside the mind

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    What if Chris got Barb pregnant?
     
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