Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.
What if Chris was trolling us this whole time?;
*rates self Optimistic*
If chris does nothing ,then how can he shit himself ?
what if chris was phone?
His skeleton would pop right the fuck out.
What if Chris stole @dormiebasne's ball?
He'd fucking die, m8.
what if chris went to gamestop and spread bobs ashes upon the xbox rack
What if @dormiebasne was Chris all along? I swear, I saw him wearing a striped, clown shirt just the other day and muttering about a "love quest" or something...
Any rumours of my being in any way, shape or form, related to Christian "Christine" Weston Chandler and his/her/its life are greatly exaggerated and, to make use of the vernacular, fucking bullshit.
If he exerted no effort whatsoever, any food waste in his system might still pass through given enough time. We need @Strewth for a fancified medical opinion on this one.
What if Chris was someone else?
As part of the autonomic nervous system, the muscles of the GI tract would still - in theory - continue to work even during periods of extreme bodily inactivity.
However, gastropariesis of varying severity is common amongst people with type 1 or 2 diabetes, and given the poor state of Chris' diet and health it can only be a matter of time before even shitting himself becomes difficult.
What if the duck is no longer bent?
What if Chris was dead?
We would be all really sad and come to his funeral
chris died yesterday. he was so broken up over barb's passing.
I didn't want to believe that it was true, until I read this on the CWCki this morning. I'm so sad. I don't want to believe.
Never figured auto-erotic asphyxiation would've been what got Barb. Someone needs to make PSAs for television about the dangers of it.
What if Chris got Barb pregnant?
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