What are your most Hated Movies?

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  1. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

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    Basically, what are the movies that drove you to ranting like AM from I Have no Mouth and Must Scream? The Green Lantern movie for me was a good example of this, since while I knew it was bad prior to watching it, it grew to really annoy the hell out of me the more I watched of it.
     
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  2. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    The Point Break remake. To this day it's the only movie that I paid full price for at the theatre and walked out before the end not because I didn't care, but because I didn't want to stay in the theatre and watch it.

    Point Break is one of my favourite movies from my childhood. It made me empathise with people who watched a terrible remake/reboot of something they loved in the past which is terrible.
     
  3. Cornholio

    Cornholio I need TP for my bunghole!

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    Dragonball Evolution was really awful, I thought I would have fun laughing at it but it just annoyed me. The worst film I've ever seen is probably Manos: Hands of Fate. Not even MST3K could save that one. It's incredibly boring, the beginning is just a bunch of driving in the middle of nowhere with nothing happening.
     
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  4. meatslab

    meatslab Magical, pansexual, non-threatening spokesthing

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    Sausage Party. Me and @wagglyplacebo watched it because we love bad movies, but we faintly chuckled only once at a food pun. It is the worst movie I have ever seen. There's no love put into it at all, the humor is outdated, and they say 'fuck' like 5 times in each sentence. An hour and a half of this felt like several hours.
     
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I actually liked Sausage Party, and my friends liked it as well. Although, I will admit that some parts were pretty bad. The fourth wall joke at the end was where it lost me, it just felt really try-hard.
     
  6. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    Two come to mind, the first is The Pest starring John Leguizamo (who I can't fucking stand anyway.) The first time I saw this I took the tape out of the VCR smashed it with a hammer and threw it out a window. The second is Battleship. I was able to sit through this one by pointing out all the dumb shit to annoy my friends cunt of a wife.
     
  7. Adderall Zombie

    Adderall Zombie Well-Known Member

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    The worst movie I've seen recently in theaters was definitely Suicide Squad. It's just so awfully written, I can't understand how anyone could enjoy it lol.
     
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  8. meatslab

    meatslab Magical, pansexual, non-threatening spokesthing

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    I honestly thought the entire thing was tryhard. I was like foaming at the mouth angry it got 8/10 on IMDB lmao.
     
  9. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    In the long long ago of 2010, I got dragged out to the movies with three of my friends, all girls. They wanted to watch the movie You Again.

    Worst piece of shit I've ever endured. I walked out about 20 minutes in and fucked around on my phone until it was over because there wasn't anything else playing that was worth checking out. If I hadn't had my phone I'd have rather just stared at the wallpaper in the lobby than watch one more minute of that film.
     
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    wagglyplacebo name too long

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    Sausage Party is only good when they do food puns so that should tell you the height of the writing on this dumpster fire.
     
  11. Cyan

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    I can't sit through the Twilight movies or a handful of Disney Sequels. Also back when I was a kid my mom would constantly have that Drew Barrymore Cinderella movie on and while I don't hate that movie per se, I think I can go the rest of my life without seeing it again.
     
  12. Jewhunter69

    Jewhunter69 I'm feeling edgy.

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    Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. The acting is so fucking bland, the actors are all unenthused, the script is terrible. The only good thing is the cgi and even that's dated.
     
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  13. Thomas Jerome Newton

    Thomas Jerome Newton That's right the Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous

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    It's a cliche, but any given Adam Sandler movie, except for maybe Happy Gilmore, though I haven't seen that one in a long time.

    Sorry to hear you feel that way. DB Evolution is one of my favourite so-bad-it's-you-know-how-this-saying-goes movies. My friends and I had more fun watching that than we did watching Resurrection F, one of the actual DB movies.
     
  14. The Mighty Shockwave

    The Mighty Shockwave Suspicious purple old guy

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    It's odd, my fiance and I used it for a movie night drinking game and we instead got plastered just to forget we even saw it. Not lying, we laughed a lot, but half the time we were bored because not-Bulma and not-Goku were driving around a desert for all of it and that's all I really remember.

    I can't think of the worst movie I've ever seen in all my life at the moment, but I do remember the worst movie theater experience I've had. I went to go see Dark Shadows with my parents and sister and I don't remember being so miserable and waiting for the movie to end so I could leave. Even with other movies, if I didn't like it I'd just forget about it and we'd all go get dinner, but this one we were embarrassed we had sat through something so bad.

    I still remember that one-liner from the werewolf girl. "I'm a werewolf now. Woof."

    :whiskey::crash:
     
  15. hm yeah

    hm yeah buh ayway

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    grrrr i hate that one movie that ran over my dog and raped my parents

    mac and me, i'm coming for you!!!
     
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I remember the song that killed my mother and raped my dog.

     
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    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

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    The Lobster.

    This movie had got built up like some magical tome that upon viewing would truly change your life.

    It was boring. The acting and dry humor seemed forced as shit. The ending was garbage and the musical score was weird as shit.
     
  18. Gerion

    Gerion Fat Binturong

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    Gotta be Sucker Punch. The cynicism coming off that piece of shit killed a house plant in my place, true story. As a runner-up I'd nominate the god-awful 2008 The Day the Earth Stood Still remake, starring Keanu Reeves. That one was time release bad. Leaving the theater I thought it was a solid 5/10. A week later I found myself unable to stop thinking about how much I hated it.
     
  19. The Mysterious Stranger

    The Mysterious Stranger An Angel named Satan

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    It honestly felt like they didn't know how to end the fucking movie.

    Anyway, for me, The Angry Birds movie . It was such a piece of unfunny garbage. Most animated films can give me the occasional chuckle, but there was absolutely nothing funny about this movie. My wife and I actually gave up about 40 minutes in. We were just so BORED by it. And for a film that is supposed to be an animated babysitter, that's a cardinal sin.


    Also, I'm sure this will piss some people off, but pretty much ANY Godzilla movie. Most Godzilla movies run for about 2 hours (usually a little under the 2 hour mark) and the majority of the film is people just fucking TALKING about the monster of the day. Actually, usually, they are speculating that whatever is going on is likely Godzilla's fault, but then come to find that it was actually this OTHER monster. It doesn't help that the people that dub those movies are basically phoning in the dialogue, so even the characters sound bored about their conversations.I legitimately have trouble watching a Godzilla movie without falling the fuck asleep
     
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  20. The Jumping Dwarf

    The Jumping Dwarf Kiwi Farms refugee

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    I usually try to forget the shit-tier movies that I've watched, but I remember watching that 2010 Alice in Wonderland movie at the cinema and holy shit, was that terrible. It was especially bad for me because the animated 1951 movie was a childhood favorite of mine and I couldn't help but compare it to the (much better, IMO) older version at every turn.
     
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