Twitter 3/26 Sweetheart search over

Money.
Think of all the Halloween costumes they can sell. And all the body pillows

 

LoveYouLongTime saw Chris at the Sailor Moon musical with two people who may or may not be his sweethearts.

"So he may very well have two real life sweethearts.

I don't really follow Chris much nowadays, but as luck would have it, I do occasionally run into him in town.

I went to the Sailor Moon musical with a friend and of course, he was there. Sighing and waiting for someone. Well, two exceptional looking girls did show up and off they went to go find their seats. So maybe Chris has finally found his true loves who he can trib with or whatever it is he thinks lesbians do.

Also, he carrys a bat in his backpack. Idk why."

"They hugged and seemed to be as well acquainted as normal friends would be. And if you have to ask if they were hambeasts then I'm sure you know the answer. "

 

So from my findings, Chris changed his status to "In a relationship" over "Its complicated" in early March...I think it was March 2?3?

Knowing Chris, he wlll write them into Sonichu- possibly 16 despite dating Jess's character in 15, or push them into 14- but we know Chris doesn't care about continuity.

 

idk this was funnier in my head

 

Maybe he carries a bat in his backpack for the same reason that Banjo does.

 

They have those in America?

 

It was more a live-action movie- not a live performance.

 

Where I live people walk to and fro with a bat, board or large stick, due to the fact that the feral dog population is out of control and that carrying a firearm without a licence is going to get you shot.

 

Maybe he stopped carrying pepper spray after the incident, and thought "oh, so if pepper spray is illegal..maybe a bat is a better defense!" Even though using it can still get him charged with assault and Bat-tery.

I assume you've never heard of Hasbro and their Slogan:



Hasbro is known to make franchises/ spin offs of popular things to gain more profit. Ever notice how the smallest thing in MLP results in a toy line? Royal wedding, the Mary Sue's final form, the movie, the Equestria Girls plot line...

 

The biggest problem with Sonichu and Chris as a writer is probably putting the real life sweethearts in the comic. It’s fun to follow Sonichu by the phases of Chris’s life just to see how the one and only/destined by God sweetheart gets written out. What compounds this is the fact Chris just can’t have a girlfriend, it needs to be some magic Sailor Moon destiny bullshit, making their write offs even better.

With that out of the way, let’s discuss the latest ex, Jessica.

She technically doesn’t appear in the comic, her pony form, Diamond Melody does. DM is Night Star’s sweetheart, not Chris’s. There’s two Night Stars, one came from another to tell the other DM is her destined lesbian pony sweetheart. So we all know NS is basically Chris, and he told Jessica that DM is not her. So everything works, DM can stay with NS, and human Jessica never showed up.

This would only be a problem if Chris wanted to make ponies of the new sweethearts, and have them be with Nightstar, and that’s almost a certainty.

 

True, first there was Megan, while not a sweetheart, she was portrayed in the comics to like Chris-which IRL she did not. After she was written out came Ivy, who Chris cheats on with “Lovely Weather”, though God-Jesus gave Ivy a vision they were meant to be. panda was only briefly mentioned and two of her “characters” were shown. Blancas character was also shown with no sign of her. Then Katherine’s character was to date Robee, etc.

On the topic of ponies, Night Star is implied to be Chris. At one point Night Star 1 tellls Night Star 2 “Miss Christine Night Star Weston Chandler...” (or some combination). It appears ponies will only stick to 12 and 12-9, but who knows.

 

Chris is so superstitious he simply can't make an issue #13.

 

Thank you!

 

Yeah, umm, I would love to make Sonichu #13, but you see, it's an unlucky number so I just can't do it ya know.

 

Sonichu 13 would make a great Halloween Special

 

Fixed that for you.

I have to agree, but I have to wonder if Chris has ever been Trick-Or-Treating since I can't see Bob nor Barb taking him despite it being an opportunity to beg for free candy.

 

That is something to think about, whether Chris went trick or treating or not. If so, I bet those were boring times for his parents if they had to following him up and down Branchland Court.

 

You could argue that Chris's post Encyclopedia Dramatica discovery has been one long Halloween special.