Twitter 3/26 Sweetheart search over

Poor hygiene, looks and autism aside, he will have to find a woman who is a lesbian but is into men pretending to be women. I could maybe see if Chris was a male transgender who *looked* like a female, but he doesn’t. Not even an ugly woman. He looks like a balding, fat dude.

 

Until more information surfaces, I think chris is depressed and convinced himself that his comic-pony girlfriend is real like how he thinks sonichu and those vidya game goddesses are real. ... or he's officially dating his hand.

 

I dated my hand once, but then it betrayed me and I told it that if it betrayed me one more time I would get a restraining order against it and force it to move out of my place.

It betrayed me, and we got separated. I still have the knife I used during the separation.

 

Ready to start drinking again.

 

Still no proof.

 

I don't even know where to begin with this.
I guess we'll just have to wait and see, the prospect of Chris being in a poly relationship is hilarious.

 

chris breaks up with his imaginary girlfriends/harem in 3...2...1...

 

I’m more excited for Chris’s long-term relationship advice, like we got after 20 days into the relationship with JQ.

EDIT:
WAIT HOLD ON!!
You don’t think by “we three,” Chris means.....Hirself, the sweetheart, and...*gulp* Barb? Do you?

 

Chris, Barb and an elderly lesbian. 'Shudders'

Chris, Barb and a young girl who finds both of them attractive. 'Faints'

 

The three might refer to Christian, Christine and Crystal- the holy trinity.

 

Fixed

 

Hmmm...

 

Serious (off-topic) question: why are some mlp things made humanoid? Isn't the point of mlp that they are horses? Why make another franchise where they are human?

 

Because Mattel knows their fan base of little girls and creepy adult autists will buy it

 

I just cannot see the appeal of it. I wouldn't be all "FUCK YEAH, LION KING IN HUMAN FORM!" despite loving the cartoon

 

I suppose it was another case of 'CARTOONS ARE REAL!' with chris.

 

Simple, it's like that phase in the nineties with baby versions of characters (Jungle Cubs, for instance). Monster High was popular, so Hasbro decided to make Monster High, but with MLP characters.

 

God damn it. So what are we dealing with here, an 'Idea Guy' style ween feeding Chris' "cartoons are real" delusion or has he just finally snapped?

 

Don't give whoever's doing this too much credit. It's probably just another girlfriend saga.

 

Girlfriend sage >>>>>>>idea guy, though