Twitter Twitter 11-23-2018: Chris is thankful for being completely insane.

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  1. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Sadly barb kind of looks stroked out in that picture. She doesn't look too happy to have that kitten sitting on her.

    As terrible as it may sound, I now have this mental illness of Sylvia eating Barb's corpse while Chris (unaware that Barb has passed onto the big hoard in the sky) looks on saying "Oh Sylvia you so silly!"
     
  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    She's looked stroked out for a few years now. NOW she looks like one of those comatose dementia patients at the nursing home.
     
  3. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    I have that exact same fan...
     
  5. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    I'm thankful Chris is able to be happy and filling us with content of late, even if it's nothing more than saddening.

    Also it gives us this place.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    What does Barb think of all this "dimensional merge" stuff?

    Imagine what Bob would've thought about it.
     
  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    That implies Barb thinks much of anything these days.

    And Bob would be having none of this shit. He might have even thrown chris out on the street or cut down the internet for good.
     
  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    He would have cut down those portals and saved the multiverse from the autistic cataclysm.
     
  9. Equinox

    Equinox This Party's Getting Crazy!

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    *Implying the bob will still have it in him to care after decades of this shit*
     
  10. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Listing all the things Bob would have none of in the past decade would take up too much of my spare time.

    RIP Internet Lumberjack. You left us too soon.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    It may be morbid, but Chris could've been better off if Barb had passed away instead:

    - Probably no hoard (Bob could've cleaned it out without Barb threatening to kill herself if any of it was thrown out).

    - The "Hit and Run Incident" may not have happened, or at least it probably wouldn't have consumed Bob's money.

    - The Keurig Fire probably wouldn't have happened. Which means probably no e-begging.

    - Possibly a better diet (Barb ragequit cooking over the "Spaghetti Incident").

    - No reverse mortgage on 14BLC.

    - No pet hoarding.

    - "Tomgirl" wouldn't have gone as far as it has -- like the taint piercing.

    - CWC would never have had to give up his old room to spoon with Bob.

    - No Financhu Crisis, or at least not as bad as it is.

    - Probably none of this Dimensional Merge and Idea Guy crap (unless Bob was too apathetic or clueless to stop it).

    On the other hand, Chris may have been trolled more, which would've meant more weens like Hirtes trying to be "the next Clyde Cash."
     
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  12. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Chris' internet would've been burned down by Bob the Lumberjack quicker than California currently is. And that's pretty goddamn quick.
     
  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I dunno. I think after a while Bob would have chopped down the internet. He grew up before it so he'd be okay without it, meaning chris would be forced to either pay for it himself or be effectively cut off from the internet until he got a smart phone. That interim period would have drastically cut down the potential weening he'd have gotten.

    In regard to the other thread I made about chris's christmas wishlist just so we can get back on topic: Strange how he thinks his other self has all this money that'll pay all his debt but he has to beg for christmas presents because he's not going to get anything otherwise. Makes me wonder if chris really believes this universe merger shit. If he was full in on it, then why beg for presents?
     
  14. SoiledUndiesPessimist

    SoiledUndiesPessimist Goes down salty. And sour.

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    "I'm still alive, healthy, positive and optimistic."
    See? The only thing that's kept Christine so optimistic is his ginormous video game stash, which could fill up the shelves of a local library's video game unit. Also, how can he be healthy if he lives on processed garbage (like TV dinners, burgers and pizza) that's giving him heart problems and extreme lethargy?