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Twitter Twitter 10/08/2018 - Chris Refuses To Get a Job Because Delusions

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by TheSullenCrow, Oct 8, 2018.

  1. TheSullenCrow

    TheSullenCrow figuring my purpose in life since 1998

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    TL;DR: In Chris's world, jobs are meaningless and everyone in CWCville is now like them now...

    But seriously, Chris is starting to worry me...
     
  2. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    What the fuck? I'm not surprised at this point.

    Guess nobody needs to work in CWCville... Money? Taxes? Bills? Bah! The homeless hotels will house them all.
     
  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Welp. Homeless saga confirmed. Coming soon to a manchild near you.

    Rated R for Retarded.
     
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  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Man, he’s totally incomprehensible now.
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Nobody has to work, except the ones that pay Chris’s tugboat and buy his crap on eBay and fund his Patreon.
     
  6. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah guys, lay off him, Maybe you should spend your time and world in this dimension smarter then bullying a great mind on getting a job
     
  7. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    He'll never get a girlfriend this way, or anyway.

    I'm surprised he's so willing to confront the at best numbered days he has remaining but maybe all that physical exercise he's been getting is making him feel spry again?
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris seems to be convinced he'll "go to CWCville" one day. In another tweet he promises reimbursements to people who give him money -- in CWCville.
     
  9. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris is becoming Trump... of CWCVille.

    We’re reaching into deeper and darker levels of self-immolating irony.
     
  10. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    What a clown. It'd be one thing if he said he was too anxious/afraid to work (either due to his autism or weens) but this is just pure lunacy.
    We're at the cusp of the Homelesschu Saga
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I just had a thought about this, what if someone convinces chris that he will get to CWCville upon his death and he pulls a heavens gate cult exit?
     
  12. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Well, Homelesschu Saga or the Null's Couch Saga.

    Seriously, I'm waiting to see if living in his car finally gets chris to drop this ridiculous 'alternate dimension tranny magical girl sonichu' shit. I hear starving can cure a lot of childish behavioral problems.
     
  13. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Don’t give Idea Guy any ideas. Chris probably would be retarded enough to fall for it. I mean it’s technically more feasible than a world destroying moon laser.
     
  14. TheSullenCrow

    TheSullenCrow figuring my purpose in life since 1998

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    Screen Shot 2018-10-08 at 6.36.22 PM.png
    UPDATE: Chris posted this after. Homeless Saga deconfirmed, y'all...for now...
     
  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Darn. I guess this means chris is still a pokemon sailor scout and not just a weird little man in a dress.
     
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  16. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I’M SO SMART I DON’T NEED TO WORK! FEED ME I AM BRAIN BABY!
    -retraction-
    People have to go to work to function in society BUT I DON’T! FEED ME I AM BRAIN BABY!
     
  17. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I was just listening to the Kacey calls, you can really hear how stupid Chris is. I mean I question if he’s autistic at all and actually just really, really dumb. Also “our time is limited” and has literally wasted his entire life.
     
  18. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    It's like the idea cunts wipe out what little sanity Chris had left.
     
  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    The consensus seems to be that this is Idea Guys Ver 2.0 (or is it 3.0 now?)

    Have Null and company looked into this yet?
     
  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Hm, I hadn't expected this to be Idea guy 3.0, I just believed this was just the fallout from that mindfuck.

    If this is true, chris might side with Null and Co, or turn on them and clutch to this new troll if he whispers enough sweet things into chris's ear, which is likely since chris has to know Null's a member of kiwi farms.

    Or... a darker thought: Null or one of the other caretakers didn't take the nanny job to take care of chris but to position themselves so they could take idea guy's place.
     
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