Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Corypheus, Feb 1, 2017.
"Mary Lee Walsh threatens Chris and Sonichu with a "Hee Hee" attack, which most military analysts seem to agree is not a particularly potent or spine-chilling threat. Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, however, is widely believed to destroy everything."
"A Niggo harvests some Tobacky"
IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES
The part with the cases of soda makes me laugh since my 6 year old nephew can bench press two soda cases at once.
Classic. I like when he's curling the sodas and one of them falls out
To this day, I've never understood what made Chris believe that curling two soda cases was an impressive feat of strength.
That was probably the heaviest things he could find and lift.
I still love the Father Call afterwards. I think Chris believes in a simple formula.
Number of times you say "strong" in a phone call x How long you hold the word "strong" out for = How strong you are.
I think some of Chris's least-appreciated moments are his incredible athletic feats, like when he picked up a swivel chair with a bunch of books stacked on top of it.
BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!
Chris's current hair is less that of a transitioning female, and more of a Doc Brown mixed with seaweed.
I actually missed that section of the cwcki. Funniest part of those videos is the complete lack of self awareness. The goofy voice, the comical weak man doing feats of strength that no one could take seriously. It feels like a comedy sketch, and admittedly I would assume that it was a comedy sketch if I didn't know anything about CWC.
The audio on there of him crying after Bob died is pretty funny stuff. Cracks me up every time.
Wow. Even if you lose, you win.
Can't be any worse then having your dad pay a bunch of girls in your school to be your friend when they didn't want to...
From "Bob Walks In" -
(faps even harder, colliding into objects)
Also, everything about Christian & the Hedgehog Boys -
"The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including drug abuse, unwanted pregnancies, regicide and general debauchery."
"the album failed to chart in most countries" - No duh.
"For 21 minutes and 26 seconds, you can take a thrilling journey from the depths of lonely despair to the exciting joys of zapping to the extreme. Get your copy today!"
On COMEBACK! - "Notable also is the replacement of Wild Sonichu for Sonic on bass and Punchy Sonichu for Shadow on drums. While a newfag would think that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to artistic differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while Shadow died of a cocaine overdose."
Not to mention any picture on any of the pages, especially the Sgt. Pepper's parody that just says "TARD" at the bottom.
Unrelated but I don't want to triple post - They took this image down from the MLP page to make room for the stuff about Night Star (boo!) but I love this image - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Mane6_Chaotic_Combo.png
I found a typo on the Sonichu 11 page and it's so great I almost don't want to correct it.
"A nunwarranted author's note informs the reader that all Sonichus and Rosechus drive hybrids." (piping mine, I think we should keep it.)
Separate names with a comma.