Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

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  1. Cloister the Stupid

    Cloister the Stupid will lead us all to Fuchal

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    He was making this face the whole time

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    No sir, He didn't like it.
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 Rekieta fanboy

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    yeah, he looked like he was going to cry before he started to sing
     
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  3. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    I think it was edited out but when Bob accused the game place of ruining Chris's credit by taking out a best buy card and racking up debt. The cwcki listed three possibilities
    1.) Some scam randomly hit Chris
    2.) Some troll ultimately fucked Chris and told/bragged to noone
    3.) Chris got the card behind dad's back, treated it like free money, got fucked, and covered it up by lying when dad had to take care of it.
    The cwcki listed these as "Least to most likely." I always found that funny.
     
  4. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    The image of Desi Chandler curled up with the Snorlax on the "Chandler Cats" page. His expression combined with the caption "OH ED YOU LOL ME SO MUCH" cracks me up every time.

    "Okay to be gay, it is. Rejoice with the boys in the gay way, let us."
     
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  5. Cyan

    Cyan #006666

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    I think I lost it when the Cwcki pointed out that Chris was guilty of all seven of the deadly sins.
     
  6. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    As a self-proclaimed writer, I adore the section in Chris and English that talks about his grammar mistakes and choice of words. Even as a 14 year old who didn't know what a semi colon was, I never wrote anything as bad as chris has.
     
  7. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    On the note of writing and Chris's high school years, even though this is something Chris himself did and not the CWCki, I find "Song of Christian" to be somewhat funny. It starts like it might actually be a poem, but then quickly degrades into "THE SAWNIC SAAAAAAAWNG. MAH PARENTS SAAAAAAAWNG. THE TEENAGERS SAAAAAAWNG. THE NINTENDO SAAAAAAAWNG. THE POKEMON SAAAAAAWNG. THE SINGING SAAAAAAWNG."
     
  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GAWT TUH BE KIDDING ME!
     
  9. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I know, right? It's almost as if he sucks or something.
     
  10. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Not sure if sarcastically defending Chris or poorly A-Logging.

    Dammit, have I become as bad as Chris at reading sarcasm?
     
  11. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Not quite sure myself. Let's go with poorly A-Logging, that way I can be discouraged from doing it in earnest.
     
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  12. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    You're not alone, sarcasm can be hard for me too on the internet
     
  13. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    To switch gears a little bit, there's actually something that was funny about Chris that the CWCki made unfunny for me. I was disappointed when I actually read the CWCki coverage of Chris shooting the picture of Adam Stackhouse. I didn't know that A. Prelewsky, Brudell, and Surya Buchwald were people who entered the contested. I simply thought (and laughed from a good, healthy place too) that Chris was so mad that he was casting a fucking spell.
     
  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    "He's not good at math when it comes to managing money."

    Bob Chandler, understating it.
    This quote always gives me a chuckle.
     
  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 Rekieta fanboy

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    In the Chris and religion section, there's a sentence that goes - thus completing the stereotype of the naive hillbilly idiot who cites divine authority about things he doesn't understand.

    That always made me chuckle.
     
  16. Salt Water Taffy

    Salt Water Taffy Venus Symbol

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    Mia Hamm being a thing bought with taxpayer money.
     
  17. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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  18. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Gudako has logged in.

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  19. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I love the list of "famous people" who have contributed to Chris's Mailbags for the part about Tom Green. To paraphrase, it referred to Tom Green as a moron or avant-garde genius, depending on who you ask.
     
  20. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    On the talk page for Chris and religion someone asked