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Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Corypheus, Feb 1, 2017.

  1. The Secret Six

    The Secret Six Member

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    I've always loved the line "You Damn Dirty Trolls!"
     
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  2. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    -On why Dstecks was criticised.

    As far as reasons go, I just find it funny DStecks thinks Asperchu was one of the worst things to hit Chris, especially if DStecks thought it was on the same level as other things such as Bluespike convincing Chris to rescue Julie with a fake address in Cleveland, Ohio. Also funny is mention of the autistic screeching movement that is GamerGate and using a woman whose only subjective good was getting some people like Homer Beoulve to sperg out while everything else would likely be eaten up by another group of spergs out to own the gamers tm.

    -On why Sockness was not getting a boyfriend-free transwoman and transgender China.
     
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  3. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Chris with an anime bodypillow cover.
    Chris_and_his_waifu.png
    Somehow all the more funnier when considering Chris threw this weeb shit away when years back, there was the Kimmi love doll for the Julay video and some other more safe for work video.

    BundychuTrueandHonest.jpg
    -"This is what Chris actually believes"
    Fucking Bundychu itself and probably the only slightly decent thing from the Idea Guys.
    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bundychu
     
  4. The Secret Six

    The Secret Six Member

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    still not sure if Bundychu is based or not.
     
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  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Personally, the only idea from Joshua Wise that was even remotely funny was Brendan Fraser becoming mayor of Cwcville. Partly because the memes surrounding Brendan are at least somewhat amusing, but mostly because it wasn't some garbage weeb or edgelord shit.
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    CWCville and Sonichu "lore" has become a cobweb of confusion. :confused:

    Especially since the Current Year trolls fouled things up.

    Trolling of CWC was much better in the '00s.
     
  7. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Everything back then was better. Didn't have someone whose mental issues was on full display, just a hopeful 20-30 something virgin with rage and high functioning autism wanting a sweetheart from the ground up. Regardless of say anyone claiming that back then was purely horrible punching down shit, someone like Kacey bitching at Chris isn't much compared to what the Idea Guys did nor is it on the same level of ass like one guy scamming a PSP off Chris or Bluespike's trolling. Kacey still a screeching harpy though, her "father" was the better troll for a whole long phone conversation.


    Also forgot to include from the waifu bodypillow aside from Chris having it in the picture:
    "Her life before Chris went from being born in a Chinese sweatshop, to spending weeks or months in a product warehouse, before being shipped to the Chandler household. Ironically, the world she saw in the Chinese sweatshop of her birth was likely less depressing than watching the daily life of the Chandler family."
     
  8. The Secret Six

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    One almost yearns for the days of Bluespike or Clyde Cash.
     
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  9. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    When one could almost yearn for the days a 13 year old did cybersex with a high functioning autistic as part of the trolling, you managed to fuck up harder beyond just being a blackmailing extortionist and scumbag.


     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    - current Article of the Now
     
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  11. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    “The Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into thinking he’s bisexual.”

    Like that’s the cherry on top of the shit sundae.
     
  12. JSMK2

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    From the Chris in the Media page.
     
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  13. Sparklemilhouse

    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    The collection of his polo shirts.

    the scans and transcripts of his schoolwork that guy found in the dumpster.
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Maybe not funny, but still interesting:

    oldest site at archive.org of the sonichu domain in 2008: The #1 Sonichu Fansite Site!

    then 2 months later it was a redirect to the ED article (lol)

    then in 2010 it was the Asperpedia: Asperpedia

    then finally by 2011 the CWCki began: Main Page - CWCki
     
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  15. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Not on the quicky but the Kiwifarms thread Chris is going to Everfree Northwest got me to laugh at "Update: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest."
     
  16. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    I love his WW2 essay too much. He couldn't even remember which war he was supposed to be talking about.
     
  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    The complete list of his PSN games was incredible. I don’t know if it’s been updated in years.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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  19. JSMK2

    JSMK2 Member

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    Along those same lines, this quote from the Honor Roll page:
    Also, that Bob disputed Chris made the honor roll.
     
  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    The fashion page is always good for a laugh.

    I wonder if an "orange jumpsuit" will make the list?