https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Meditation In meditation, as in everything else, Chris is always finding new and interesting ways to fail.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Unholy_Tetrad This is quite possibly one of the funniest articles in recent times Picture's filename: COWABUNGA!!!!.png
I'm still curious how Chris thinks pastel-colored cartoon ponies are "working" to stop the coronavirus pandemic on "Earth 1218".
It is fitting considering what these guys managed to do in relation to Chris and just how much of a clown they all are. As proven with things like the dimensional merges and falling for whatever is said by others such as how a galpal must be in some random neighborhood in Cleveland, Ohio.
I made this as a placeholder on my phones shitty editing app. It turned out much better than expected.
From the page on Chris' rage. The main reason for it is thanks to someone taking the time to sync the screams of it with a song from some movie about drug abuse.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Hair "Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7) did not cause any national or international incidents." - the CWCki, coincidentally also describing the general problems of Smash Bros. tourneytards going across borders for tournaments.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22 -CWC, writing a dramatization that stemmed from the mind over wanting to a boyfriend-free girlfriend, not realizing this isn't how you'd get a girlfriend or even a boyfriend.