The Slaton Sisters: the redneck trainwreck you can't look away from

Hey y'all, the Slaton thread on KF was one of my personal favorite trainwrecks, so I figured I'd try to bring something like it back, since Amy's broadcasting of her personal life falls under so-bad-it's-good internet video.
Amy and Tammy Slaton are a pair of hill ogres who live in the backwoods of Kentucky. Amy figures herself a YouTube celebrity and make videos of herself smearing on makeup and revealing embarrassing personal details. Tammy hasn't been seen since January 10th, where she did a Q&A. This is most likely because she seems to be fucking dying.
Amy's Youtube Channel (updates near daily, since makeup reviews seem to be her job now)
Oldest video of Amy and Tammy being their usual selves.
Latest Amy Video.
That's it for now, share some of your favorite Slaton moments below.
Bye-Youtuby.

 

ew wtf

 

Fatman's long lost sisters AUGH YEAH

Please don't post the chubby bunny gif

 

It's the triumphant return of the Face that Lunched on a Thousand Chips!

Didn't Amy manage to get a boyfriend at one point who was some sort of toothless extra from Deliverance?

 

for such horrendous freaks from hell's nightmares, they sure are uneventful.

 

I always end up wondering if Tammy is alive about once a week, it'll be nice to have a thread that lets me know when the big day comes.

Wow, that sounded a lot meaner than I meant it to.

 

Following this thread for when the inevitable happens.

 

Their faces make Bobby Benson's babies look like the Rugrats

 

Augh yeah!

 

Why.

 

Not gonna lie: Every time this thread was brought back to the top of the pile, I always checked it mostly to see if one of their hearts exploded and/or if one of them managed to "Final Destination" themselves with one of those Fatty Scooters they keep in big box stores.