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The commercial thread

Discussion in 'Internet Clips, Videos, Etc.' started by Sparklemilhouse, Jan 9, 2021.

  1. Ms. Mowz

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    @Skeletor has anyone posted your commercial yet?
     
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    The North South Koreans behind this abomination did my boy Terry dirty with this.
    Though admittedly, it's a perfectly trashy commercial for something as trashy as gacha shit.
     
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    This seems harder than actual knitting. Like, I get that kids have less fine motor skills, but this thing looks like it requires more fine motor than actual knitting
     
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    I can only remember this in how it apparently pissed people off on Twitter for the butt-spanking. The fact it's all over gacha makes it funny since this should all be expected in making ads that will be nothing like the actual game.
     
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    It also fits that kind of trash perfectly because the animation is like some unholy fusion of Source Filmmaker and Robot Chicken.
    Shit
     
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    The more I look at the faces, the more they're all just living action figures. Robot Chicken was apt to describe it on top of Source Filmmaker. I wonder how underpaid and overworked the animator was.
     
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    I am afraid and enchanted at the same time.

     
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    Japanese Zelda rap commercial


    Despite being part of my childhood years, I never did see a Blockbuster commercial. Here's one where a dude dresses up like a baby for pure wat.


    This could be cheating and someone already did it but fuck it, KB Toy's commercial of their Sonic sweepstakes.

    *Edit: Dammit Youtube, why is playback disabled an option?
     
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    Truly a time when musical theater decided to be even more autistic than usual.
     
  14. Minimal Effort

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    This is a masterpiece.

     
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    I wouldn't be surprised if this aged like milk and it was popular only with kids who'd later realize how poorly aged it was. Then again, may as well give props to anyone that had to do a musical while dressed up in a Pokemon costume. I can't imagine those would be fun to wear.

    Have some foreign commercials:

    Russian Famicom clone that defined a childhood in Russia and by extension former USSR countries.


    Racist Chinese laundry detergent commercial that ripped off an Italian one. At least I know that if I want to change my race, I just throw myself into a washing machine with whatever brand of laundry detergent there is from another country.


    Said Italian one. Considering all the weird ass and spergy ass racist shit I seen on the Internet, I feel like you'd have the Afrocentric spergs or the Blacked spergs try to use this commercial for their superior African racism sperging/creepy racist fetish.


    Said Italian one but I'm using its sequel because it's the same shit but with the white woman becoming a black man and her husband realizes he finds it hot.
     
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    Here's some more random commercials I pulled from my ass.

    A memorable mattress ad for its use of a 9/11 sale. Can't find a better one because this store got yeeted and their commercial pissed off many for good reason.


    A compilation of Atari Jaguar commercials. The only good one I seen from this was the one for Doom but you can't really fuck up Doom unless you went with the 32x version.


    Commercial of a weird CGI dwarf shilling a tax company. Looking back at it, I honestly seen worse than this thing in terms of commercials.


    An insurance commercial from 1995. As far as this whole thing goes, I feel like the eagle costume is a better fursuit than what all the furries have made.
     
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    What about the sequel?

     
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    Here's a commercial, print ad, and promotional desktop wallpaper for one of the first games I got on Game Boy Advance

    KNiD_Ad.png Nightmare_in_Dream_Land.gif
    Fun fact: the cook ability never shows up in the game at all, due to being a remake of the NES game Kirby's Adventure.
     
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    One of the first portable console games I ever got was Donkey Kong Land.

    should not have thrown out the box when moving :confused:
     
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