The big list of "Phil's Nots"

I have known and hated ADF since he was first discovered in 2011. Along with Nick Bate, Anthonny Loggato, and even Mole Man, he was touted as "The Next Chris Chan"

Since then, I noticed one of the big things with Harel is he "likes to collect labels"

And everyone keeps on doing things and calling him descriptives because of it. "Obese Phil" "Diabetic Phil"

Well, here I am to debunk it all. Like I said, I've known and hated ADF for years.

First, he is NOT a woman. There isn't anything "she" about him, so it offends me when someone calls him a trans.

He is NOT named Phil. His name is Ahuviya Harel Isabel Rotem Aroujo ADF-Fuensalida. This name "Phil" has only come up this year. From 2011-2015, I have never heard him called "Phil" anywhere, and I spent those years hating ADF's existence so much I'm sure I would've come across it somewhere.

He is NOT a diabetic. He'd be fucking dead if he was. He roams the street, has no house, doesn't eat properly, probably doesn't drink enough water, gets lots of tattoos from dirty needles, and etc.

He is NOT Jewish. Does his last name end with "Berg", "Kewitz", "Stein" or "Snyder"? No.

He is NOT Latino. Self explanatory.

He is NOT a Communist.

And most important. HE IS NOT FUNNY! Out of the others I mentioned, Nick Bate, A-Log and Mole Man, not only was he the one who was tried so hard to become the next Chris-Chan (eg. within months of his discovery, ADF Wiki was made, and he even tried to "JenkinsJinkies" it, and they tried to cross him with Chris with the "Calling Out" saga) but it was clear right from the get go that he was the least funny of the four. But yet, threads kept getting made, points about his body shept kept getting made, the unfunny-ness was so clear but they just never listened.

Now today, we have the stupid mess of a unfunny shit.

 

I know Nick Bate and A-Log, but who is Mole Man?

BTW, it was a very happy day when Nick went to prison. I think that Nick may have been the only lolcow I've ever legitimately hated. That guy really made my skin crawl like no one has before or since.

 

And most importantly: He is NOT good at maps

 

It's kind of a mystery how they even met in the first place. First time KF ever heard of Toren was when ADF posted something like "my girlfriend is on her way" right after ADF got the place.

 

Moleman9000 is Gabe Navarro, Dave Navarros retarded half brother who made a fictional universe where his Marty stu fights rape demons

 

Dave Navarro? This Dave Navarro?

 

name doesnt ring a bell

 

lol calm down tk ffs

 

Wait, so how did someone like this come from the same genes as someone who has played guitar in some pretty badass bands and probably gets laid more in one week than any of us do in a year?

Dave Navarro played guitar for Jane's Addiction and briefly for Red Hot Chili Peppers. Now he's cashing in on his 90's fame to do the whole TV personality route.

 

The same way a successful doctor comes from the same family as an autistic sonic-obsessed brony manchild.

 

"Ahuviya is NOT a potato."- TK

 

I still can't get over some retarded doc spent my tax dollars to cut off a retards micropenis and we call it anything other than what it was Dr. Mengle 2.0

I heard a rumor that was never followed up on that he is trying to escape vodka goblin. I would love to know more about that because it's clealy an abusive relationship, as all paracites are. Toren is down right awful in all regards, two birds of a feather though.

 

Tumblrism: The Emperor's New Clothes of Current Year.

 

Phil's anger has been sky rocketing lately. Wonder what's up aside his lack of needed ass pats.

I'm guessing a mix of having Toren abuse him, no one cares he got his cock sliced off and over all his life being that. He always focuses to power fantasies when he's angry and he's been pretending he's a ninja marine anime warrior again as of late.

Who ever the chuckle fuck is who let him borrow a rifle (for someone who shit on a holocaust memorial and is a rabid anti semite he sure didn't mind touching a gun made by and used by the IDF) sure didn't know they would unleash a new tism monster.

 

ADF has also been identifying as an "ANTIFA super soldier" as of late.

 

They're half brothers--Dave is 26 years older than Gabe--and from what I've seen in the reality shows, the mother is a stereotypical braindead southern california housewife. His Dad was in his mid to late 40s when he had Gabe and that old man sperm is known to create some 'tism. Gabe has a younger brother who is an even bigger spastic.

 

he's listed it as a career and all. He's really dying for edge points and from what all says he's not welcome in local ANTIFA anyway.

 

You don't read ADF because it's funny. You read ADF threads to be shocked and disgusted. He's like a modern day freak show.