The Analchest Cookbook (AKA Juggalo Survival Guide 8th ed)

The Analchest Cookbook is one of the greatest pieces of literature ever written by a fictional character. The guide contains helpful tips and tricks to commit petty crimes, get high, and prank people. Make sure you have your copy printed out before the race war starts.

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BROUGHT 2 U BY THE NEWLY FOUNDED
WHITE JUSTICE ARMY
OF LOWELL, MASS
WRITTEN BY "THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER"
FORMATTED AND EDITED BY "STONE TONE"


Table of contents: Warning: If you want to skip press CONTROL+F and
search to the part you want.
1. Introduction
2. Easy Money
3. Analchest Cookbook
4. T-Blazeing
5. Nerd Shit
6. Shout Outs
7. Shout Downs

1. Introduction

Wat
up guys itsthe unknown soldier here with another ediitian of the
juggalo survival guide. If u dont kno wat this shit is then its basically a guide for teens and
juggalos tellin u how tosurvive n thrive on da streets. tis one is special edition cuz tis is
all my best tip n trik but trimed down 4 my new crew da white justice army these are all the best
tip n tricks if u wanna be an analchest or take down the gov or kill a few niggers or jews. now
even if ur not proud of ur white race u can still use this guide just like always i didnt change
much i just add sum new shit and tok some things away cuz tone told me 2.


doesnt matter if ur a juggalo,white justice sympathiser, a analchirst, just a regular teen or even
just a homeless dude wo wants to learn some trips and trick. this guide is for u. if u want u can
print thius guide out at like a printer or some shit n carry it around with u in ur pocket cuz it
could save ur life 1 a day.


If u are a like me u know the streets can be cold and nobody writes guides like this. my dad is a
bitch and he never buys me ne thing i want so im basically on my own. n every where u turn theres
ppl are tellin u, go to 'school", get a (job], all this bull shit ur never gonna do it well ppl dont
tell u that theres a way easier way to get rich than have fun and gethigh, without any fuckin money
or doing any work for the man. thats y i cut my own path in life and struck out basically a urban
cowboy and i dont take no shit cuz im an analchest.

lil bit about me. im a teen souljour.18 yrs old true stret lifer workn 4 da revlotion.ive been
runnin with juggalos sinc frenchman year hi chool and runnin with whyte justice army livin wyte
pride since last week. also work under cover spy in deagle nation 4 exxspose them 4 being sniche's.

if u dont kno wat deagle nation is its like a cross between juggalos and the military or da free
masons. google it we got a websight n everythingparkourdude91.tumblr.com twitter you tube n shit
parkourdude91.tumblr.com is the deagle nation commanders websight. wel hes a fake asss commander n
he never been in th marines n 2 top it al of he is beig paid by obeme.so basically ya like i said
deagle nation like juggalos but with more expert combat skills, more guns,n shit like that. and
have a chain of command too with a comander.ive been 2nd in command in deagle nation for years and
stole they weed n got jace 2 train me in marrrine combat skil so then ibusted out of tere n bacly
came out on top cuz i fnd out he bein paid by obeme 2 be narc n thats y i left cuz i was ageant.
i ran da street team cuz i know the city like da back of my hand and i got mad fucking conoctions
with every criminal u can think of around here. comander of deagle nation fukin got fraid me n sht
cuz i was 2 real 4 him so i join up wit th white freeedom army in lowwel ma we newly founded n
we are all about bringin justice 2 the blaks if u kno ne thing bout this country u kno its getting
fuked up and itss cuz of th blacks. we are real deal we got guns cars n money and we gonna fuking
rock the bote. so thats my carrreer resume as a anallchest biches u could say im an expert on this
situation and im basicaaly cualifed 2 write this guide. ne ways enough about me.lets get down 2
buseieness bitchez.


lilb it bout the white justice army.we a new group just a few local juggalos wo down wit th clown
but not down wit tha niggers or the govermnint. governmnt FBI been tryin 2 label jugalos as a fukin
gang of criminals 4 fukin forever n now we fiteing back cuz FBI dosnt even arrwest black gangs
dehy jsut give inossent juggalos a bunch of bull shit all day so we ffihting back our goal is cause
riots n make every 1 wake up 2 da fact that obeme is tryin 2 fuk up amerika and we gona fite by
exposing all the govs bull shit n their ties with the fuckin black gangs. we shave our hedz 2 sho
pride 4 or race but we aint nazi we just showin pride dats all. so dats white justice bsclyly just
showin evry 1 how it done hahahaha so id lik 2 giv a shout out 2 wyte willis stone tone n me the
1 th only the unknown soldier. we gona go 2 furgegon n fix tis wole thing n fuck up some copz but
in da mean time im releassein new fukin cook book for u guys n dis is like wat its al about.

this guide is gona go over a bunch of things. u dont have to read em in order just skip around
whenever u want guys. ne ways heres chapters.first is what I call easy money thats basically how
2 get rich quick without getting caught,its all legal grey area shit anybody can do, doesnt take
no prepereation at all. then u got da analchest cookbook. thats how u fuck with authority. givin
u guides on how to say fuck the system basically. pranking cops n shit i also tell u how 2 make
ur own smoke bombs n set em off in public places n shit to like scare ppl cuz thats like pranking
cops. then after that u got t-blazeing. tblazeing is how u get hi with no money at home. diy
blazeing basically. shit like wipits or paint thinner. at last part is hackin.this is how u hack
computerz n sum tricks n tips n shit on how u download shit for free without gettin caught. a lota
pll who read the old versioens of this guide wil notice sum stuf missing.this is bcoz i got stone
tone,n wyte willis 2help out and we gona re write it so itl be more useful in da race war.tats y
this is les about easy money,less about blazin and more about warfare against the gov and against
the blacks so if u guys wer smart like i fukin told u u woulda printid out all editiens of this
n kept em in ur pocket or in a burn safe in ur house incase the cops bust in.cuz i have 2 pull dese
fukin things of line so the cops dont find em n any day now a cop could find this fukin guide n
freak out n try 2 get my arested n pull down tis guide so wat i want u all 2 do al analchest wariors
out tere is downlod this shit n put it on ur computr ar home n print a fukin thing out of it. i wil
write more if i fukin feeel like it n if stone tone or wyte willis tell me 2. tats it but dont fuki
bitch 2 me bout ne thing in this guid cuz blaks r fukin takin over this country along with obeme so
we neeeeda fukin stop em so i dont wna hear u fukin guys complaining we neeeda fite them n shit n
thats y we started the fukin white justice army. tis is the voice of a revoleution faggeiots.

disclaimer:this guide is for entertainment and educataional purposes onlyi do not condene any of
the actions in here and i do not encourage people to do illegal acts. 99% of the shit in here is
totally legal and the other 1% u wont ever get caught unless ur retarded. if u do somethin stupid
dont blame me because im just the messenger dont shoot the messenger.

!!!!!!!!!! WARNIG NARC ALERT !!!!!!!!

also im giving a warning 2 ne one to just watch out cuz teres some snitchz going round rite now.
k u kno how i used 2 be deagle nation wel i quit cuz they are fuking liars wo will say shit about me
n they bascly said dey declared war on da juggalos n da whites a long time ago so just a tip for all
u guys just watchout for these fukin snakes cuz u cant trerust ne thing they say at all specialy jace.
cuz i found out deagle nation was secrerly like a anti jugalo group and its also run by cops and
narcs. if u ever buy weeeed from deagel antion then u just bought it from a fuking narc and u will
get arested. justa fukin tip 4 my homies.if u need weed buy from ppl u know not from sum fukin
stranger just a quick bit of advice this is breakin newz just foun this shit out but im letin u guyz
kno dat deagle nation is workin with the cops now. i dont kno ne 1 whos bougt weed from deagle nation
hasnt got areesteed. i kno 4 a wile i was workin selin wqit em but i just found out so im bascly lik
wistel blowin here. i almost got caught in a sting dey set up cuz they were tryin 2 get me ut i
slippped out cuz hey we all know im fukin smatrter than cops hahaahah

#lmao

and to any cops reading this. u wont ever stop the revoluteion. and ucan stop this guide.
infomation deserves 2 be free. listen u fuckin niggers can try to take this torrent down ill just
re host it. im behind fucking tor u guys wont be able to trace me just try it i dare u. thats all
bitches.now go back to eating ur gay donuts and sucking off each others dicks with your mouths cuz
ur days r numbered b4 the rebels fuckin kick down dat door and let loose with a catana.

u have been warned cop.

 

I've lived by this code for about a year now.

 

Thank you - I also have a copy of the Analchest Cookbook

I can't wait till we get to the infamous pissnado

 

2. Easy Money
ok
guys so this section is like how u get rich quick without gettin cought. these are all really
easy 2 do like an idiot could do em but like they rake in the cash like u wouldnt believe if u
know how to do em rite. take it from me ivfe been in thus business 3 years now and ive made fat
stacks to the roof just like they say in the nigger songs hahahaha so ya im not a nigger tho. ne
wayz so tis can realy help jump start ur revoluteion if u kno wat im sayin. if ur souljerz can liv
on the strets with no $$$ ten u can be unstopable cuz cops cant even stop u and u dont evn have 2
sell weed or get a job or suk up 2 ur dad 2 buy u shitl u can just rake in da fukin green. so wen
white jucstice army expandz in2 mass boston new hampshire ct eveywere round u new recruit are gona
have 2 learn how 2 do this shit beter start early so lisen up skools in session so rateing scales
time. difficulty is how ez it is. money is how much money u make doing it measured on scale of 1 to
10 $s. risk is how risky it is and ur chance of getting in trouble. ne ways heres some tripcs and
tricks.



-Walmart Shoplifting Trick DIFFICULTY: EASY MONEY: $$$/$$$$$ RISK: NONE

So not many ppl know this. but walmart doesnt actually bust u if u steal something worth
25$ or less.basically my dad was telling me this in busineeess its called breakage. u lose
a certain amount of shit no matter wat and it costs em more 2 call the cops and press
charges than the thing u stole isnt actually worth that much so theyre just losing money
if they sue u. so basiclaly what this means is as long as the total cost is under 25$ each
time u do this then THEY WONT EVEN TRY TO STOP U. its sick u can just keep doing it over
and over.sure theyll bithc at u like "bring dat back"but they wont actually call cops so
u can just walk str8 out the door haha. WARNING tho dont do it too much at once or else
theyll call cops.what u wanna do is space it out so they dont recognize u as like whats
called a repeet fondler in the business you know what i mean so bascalay do it every
few days.or wear a disguise but i would say do both if ur like me and ur dad n mom go
2 walmart all the fking time ten u can just steel somethin every time u go wit em if ur
sneaky enough 2 hide it from em,conseal it in ur clothes,walk out, hide it under their
car, then go and pick it up secretly,i do it all da time and they knone the wiser just
DONT TAKE IT OUT UNTIL U GET HOME,OR THY WILL ASK HOW U GOT IT,cuz they
will kno n be all like waiti didnt fucken buy tht how did he get those sour patch kids??????????????
n then u be like haha shit busted so dont do that also dont do it like 5 times in 1 day
or theyll call cops.also wat u can do is go to diferent walmarts n steal shit like as long
as its not thre same store they wont b able to tell so if there a lotta walmarts like
close 2 each other were u live then u can rack up like $75 worth of shit in like 20
minutes for free with no consieuqneces.pretty sweet deal if u ask me guys haha #lol #Lmao

ok unfortaanatly u cant shoplift games this way cuz all games r like 50$$$ but u can get
basically ne thing u can find in the toy isle,nerf guns,tek deks,u can get doritos,
cheap munchies, u could faygo of coarse but they dont sell that at walmart cuz walmart is
run with bullshits wo dont respect da clown, u can get sunglassis, u can get snapbacks,
airsoft bbs and co2, u mite be able to get some rly cheap clothes,likea tshirut, idk,
just lok around at da price tags..........................................thats it pece
out good hunting biches hahah save sum for me........ #lmao


-Hannaford Cookies Trick DIFFICULTY: EASY MONEY: $$$/$$$$$ RISK: NONE

so u at all of the hannaford food stores at the bakery theres this little glass box that
says "cookies take 1"or someshit and theyre like free cookies for lil kids. sugar cookies
specfically. theyre fuckin good as fuck too. so basically they have really shitty securityy
which is stupid as hell cuz like if ur gonna put dope ass cookies on display like that u
gotta protect em from ppl like me rite. ok well wrong cuz they didnt and now they payin da
price for da tyce haha if u kno wat im sayin #tyce.that lil inside joke.ne ways wat u do
is rite at the bakery near the cookie box u should find a big display where dey have
like muffins n shit. near this there will be a little thing where they give out these lil
bags that u r suposed to put the muffins in. now these bags are like 10 ft away from the
cookie box.u seein what im seein yet?ya thats how u got the eyez of a master teen. so wat
u do is take da bag n roll over to da cookie stand wait until tha bakery ppl r distracted
like wit a customer, then quickly as quick as u can u go up to tha box, grab all da cookies
in it and dump it into da bag n run away. if u ru fast enough they wont catch u they mite
not even notice u did it in the first place if ur like master stealth like assassins creed
blend into da crowd u kno. so to any1 else itll just look like u have a bakery bag full of
muffins or sum shit. theres usually like 5-10 cookies in the box depending on time of
day and u just got em for free so pat urself on da backl.but wait ur not in da clear yet. u
gotta get outa da store first. sotheres 2 ways of doing this. first u can just hide da
bag like shoplift basically. hide it under ur cloths or in a mesenger bag or sum shit.
thats ez as fuck cus u can walk rite past the metal detecter things cuz da cookies dont
have tags on em so u dont set off any bells n whistles even if u walk rite outa da door.
other way of doin it is for losers but this is how i started off so im tellin it here. u
go to da register and pay for em..they will ask u. "wat is in the bakery bag". now heres
da problem haha. they dont look inside da bag. so u can tell em fuckin anything lmao.
wat u wanna do is look at the bakery section find the cheepest thing u can. and just say
that. they wont check.try 2 get the weight rite tho.like if u got like 20 cookies,say u got
3 muffins or else theyll b able 2 tell its like,weigh more than 1 muffin in deir hands. so
ne wayz i did the math at home on my dads calucal.tor and even if u pay for it by lying
about wats in the bag u still get like a 300% profit off this trick.still tho u can get
even bigger profit if u just shoplift em. so its really up to u.

warning tho i kno sum ppl try to take the entire glass box and just run off with it. dont fuckin
do that. sum stores caught onto this and they glue the box 2 da table so u cant take the
hole thing. cuz of retards like u guys who thought it would be a good idea well hint
brainiac its not a fuckin good idea cuz then thell notice its all about subteelty baby..stealth
style thats how u roll if u wanna make a career outa this like me. plus even if u can get the hole box with u
ppl will look at u like wtf is he doin carryin da cookie box and theyll like call cops on u and tackle u in da store or watever. and then they notice the box isgone and be like wtf. amataeurs like u are fucking up my style. dont fuckin do that. do it smart so they wont notice the shit is missing and then if they dont notice theyll
keep puttin free cookys there for me.listen a loop helo only stays open for a lil while if u
abuse it enough that the cops notice theyre gonna close it.so dont fuck this up for me thisis like my fav
trick.thats it peace and good eating bitches haha.this trick is sick if u need sum munchies

cuz the cookis are really fuckin good.

-Free YMCA Trick DIFFICULTY: EASY MONEY: $$$$$/$$$ RISK: NONE

so u kno ymca costs like a huge mount of money but wat u do is just walk in past the check in
area and just walk rite past it, dont mke eye contact with da ppl at the desk, have ur fone out
like pretendin u just casualy forgot or watever, like u forgot 2 sine in, or wat ever... 99% of
da time they will not even notice u sum times u get like sum dum bich who is like 'yo u forgot
2 sign in' but most timez u wont specialy if dere r other ppl there so lik u mite wanna wait
til da desk reseptinist is talkin 2 sum 1 else so shes like distractid or w/e but like seriosuly
ive done this like 20 times ive only been coaught 1nce. and if they ask u to sine in here wat u
do. u just reach in ur pokit and then u pretend u forgot ur member ship card and u say "o wait i
left it out in my car ill go get it ill b right back haha" n then u just walk out and leave cuz
u dont actually have a fukin card and dey wont let u in. ne way u can save a shitlod of money
dis way and basically go 2 the pool 4 free and scope out chiks.

 

3. Analchest Cookbook

ok guys so this section is basically how u say fuck u to the gov and give
the finger 2 sosiety..everything in here is kinda more illegal dan the rest so dis is only for
pros wo wont get caught n can handle dem selves on da streets n shit hide from copz but u can like
tell cops 2 fuck off if ur like me u dont care bout cionsequences u just wana have a good time u
kno wat im sayin?? #lmao so here we go buckle in bickht because were in for a wild ride to da danger
zone...so ratings ere..we got law wich is how illegal it is,analhcy level which is how much chaos
ur gonna cause, and thats measured on a scale of 1 X to 10 X's... n last but not least we got
difficulty wich is how hard it is... dont try anything at th pro level if ur a noob.. thats it fags

-Prank Calls LAW: MEDIUM ANACHY LEVEL: xxxx|xxxxx DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM

this is one for the pros dont try this if your a noob first we gotta talka bout laws here.
b4 u get into this u needa know the legal shit goin around so u kno wat ur gettin into an
u dont get in over ur head. so basically therez 4 ways u can get busted 4 prank calls:

harassment which is if u call the same person 10000 times. if u only call 1nce or twice
they wont care tho. disorderly conduct is sum legal grey area catchall bullshit that cops
use to catch22 ur ass even if u didnt do somethin technically bad. u can get busted 4
disorderly conduct if ur a really big asshole basically. but its a bullshit charge and it
prolly wont stick if u fite it at all.

next up is hate crimes.basically u cant say nigger
or spic which is bull shit buthey every1 knows the media isfuckin
lieral fags n they will bust u harder if u give sum1 shit cuz of they nigers or if theyre a fag
or whate ver. this prolly wont happen tho unless u call te person a nigger like 300000
times #lmao and tehn thats totaly worth it anyway cuz can u say ownage #lmao.

then u got wire trapping.in sum states its illegal 2 record if the other person doesent consent 2
itbasically u solve this by just never recording ur calls.ya u might wanna show ur friends how u
owned a guy but itz just evidence courts can use against u. wat i do is like record my
calls on one of those hand held recorder thingz and den delete emafter i show my friends so
basically burning da paper trail no evadance there bitches so cops cant prove u wire trapped
the other guy.

ne ways heres a few dos and donts to not getting caught.dont threaten the
person. do use a voice changer or a fake asscent do use *67 heres a trip if u put *67 in
front of the # ur dialing it will show up as blocked coller.dis means the other guys
cant trace u unless they call cops and cops like investegate by wire trapping ur phone. so *
67 is good for low risk pranks. if u wanna do more hi risk pranks u gota go to a pay phone
or sum shit. now a dayz there are no fuckin pay phones around like ne were cuz every 1s
got a cell phone. so thats gay. but if u find a pay phone ur set.nother thing u can do is.
pll tell me u can use skype. but skype costs $$$$ to call phones i thinlk so fuck that.
basically stick with *67 99 percent of da time ull be fine. now all dat boring shit is over this
is the part u been waiting for guyson to what to actually do and how do to itpretymuch wat
u gotta do is like take ur phone number, and then change the last 2 digits,go from 0 to
99,this will call ppl in ur local area so its cheapest and u get ur message spreadl ocal. u
cant just dial randum numbers cuz 99 of the tme they wont fucken work so thats gay. if u want
u can also look up businesses.like pizza. call up n be like,"hey can i get an anarchist
piezza with a topping of i fucked ur mom""..then they alwayz hang up cuz they got owned.....

just a lil example #lmao of my prank, if u wanna call a spececifc person u kno u can look
on their fb or white pagez, i dont have fb cuz i know the govemnrnt spies on it,but if ur a
bitch and u have fb, then u can look on there..i use whitepages.com.. ne ways thats it..
thats how u get ur #s. once u got a few target #s u just write down a bunch of sick shit and
slogans 2 yell at ppl.then u call up and yell them and hang up.this is basically
spreading ur message. heres a few of my classiccs.

"Wow hey u r got by the p to the rank mstr t andrews fuck u ahahahahahahhahahah"
"i fuk ur moom gaay"
" headshot"
"cal the ownag train cuz ur on it headeead too fagggot town"
"hey i beaate your fukn gay bich!!!!!!!!!!"
"(ne ting yu can tink of rely becouse tey r fag and lik obeme)"

-Smoke Bombs LAW: ILLEGAL ANALCHY LEVEL: xxxxxxxx|x DIFFICULTY: HIGH

Warning bitches this right here is for pros onlly.if u cant tell lookin at the ratings.
ive only done this like 2 times and i almost got fucken caught. u gotta be a fuckin pro.
this 1 here is if youve done all the other tricks n ur bored of em and ready for the big
fish in the sea.thats bombings. so here wat u do.basically the point of this is u set if
off in a public spot then u run away n ppl freakda fuck out and cum runnin from everywere
and call cops. im not gona tell u how 2 make real bombs that hurt ppl cuz u can look dat
up any were. but bscialy u just take a fwe smoke bomb, put em in da trash sum were, MAKE
SURE DA FUSE IS LONG ENUOUGH OR ELSE U WILL GET CAUGHT,, U GOTA DO THIS
2 MAKE EVERY1 THINK anarchy is comein n itll freak ppl out n basically make em all
riot cuz tey c th smoke nd b lik "o wow lok like it 2time 4 th fukin reovluetion" n dats
wen u get da fukin swword out if u kno wat im sayin........... #COP

shit u need
-suger
-salt peter (it a furtilizur
-tin foyel
-fryin pan
-a buncha maches
-toilet ppr

first u break up all da shit crsh up al da chnk in da suger or da salt peter wit a
hameror sum shit., den u mix em 2gether 3 scoop of salt pter 4 every 2
scoop sugar...den u just keep fukin stirrin it until it lok like a penut buter den u take
it out o da pan wate 4 it 2 coooool of den u take a bunch of mach stiks n stir it in wit da
penut buter shit dis wil mk it burn way fster.. con grats now ur pay lode is done..now time 4
fuze.. so bascly u guys kno u need fuze so....den u take a tolt peper.. rap it into a lil
string, like longr th strng is longer ur fuse is..den u tk a bunch of mach headz (da red
parts on da mchs) n krush em up den get da tlt paper a lil wet n rub da crush up mach hed on 2 da
pper so dey stik togethr..dats ur fuze...wait 4 it 2 dry b4 u use it den u grab a bunch
tin foyel n wrap up ur pay lode wit it rap it up tyte but pok holez in it den u put da fuze
in it n dere ur god 2 go so just b4 u go on ur bombin spree u shud go out sid in da yard n
set off a few of ur bombz just 2 mk sure dey work rite.... after u got like 3-4 bombz u can
go nto town n just strt setin em of... were u set em of is mprotntant... u need 2 set em
off in bak alleyz n shit so ppl wont c u... just set off lik 5 at once... but with long ass
fuzes so dey dont cach it..fuzes shd be like at least 30 secs or a minut... dats all good
fukin luk n if u get cot u didnt here it frm me

-Graffiti Tagging LAW: ILLEGAL ANALCHY LEVEL: xxxxx|xxxx DIFFICULTY: LOW

yo so this is a classic every1 knows this.its simple u just go get a spraypaint can and
start writin anti goverment shit all over da walls eveyrwere. like anarchy symbolz n shit.
or cuzz words like "PISS SHIT"on some1ss car or house.so u basaacally let ppl kno dat the
revoloaition is comin and they cant hide n u get da message 2 da streetz. the fun ting is u
can rite anthghing u want,it can b really funny like, uc an prank sum1 by writing their
name on a wall n then cops r gona be like "wow it must be them that did this..."then the
cops rest them...or sumtin... ne ways... this is illegal s fuck tho... depending on how bad
u do it it can b either misdemeanar or felony, u will usually get a fine, u can go to jail
4 it, or both... they will make u wash off da graffiti if they catch u doin it wich sucks
cuz washin it ioff takes forever..and they can tell ur parents and theyll bitch u out..
in sum places they can make ur parent pay for u,cuz of "parent liabilaity", like they
steal ur dad or moms cash basacally cuz theyre fuckin pigs running a rackit. but this is
just more reason4 do itso basacally u can dodge the chargees if u r smart enough 2 not get
cought u just hafve 2 not get caught so this is a thing 2 do l8 at night,when nobodys gona
see u or call cops on u, but u gota make sure 2 do it in a public place that every1 sees
or else nobodys gonna see ur tag..like most ppl say 2 do a gas station wall thats 1 of the
easiest but dey have cameras on gas statiens so if ur not wearin a hoodie or a mask ull
get caught on tape so just dont b a retard about it n ull b safe basacally.as 4 spray paint
u can find it ne where, walmart, or constructien stores like hardware stores, i recmmened
red paint 4 anarchy symbols, n shiny reflective paint for other shit,make sure u have a
few differint colors of paint for diferent wall colors,so ur paint will stick out againdst
the back ground and shit. also another good thing about this is u can practice ur writeing
in english wich is good 4 ppl like me wo cant understaancd words n shit not my fault evetry
letter looksks the same 2me bitch. 1 last thing u gotaa find a way 2 hide ur spray paint
till its time 2 tag like conseeled weaponsbasacally so what u do is get a affliction hoodie
n put it in one of da pockets or sum shit or else cops will c it.. but ne ways heressome
suggustoosions on wat u can tag............. here r sum pics u can draw

 

1. a analchy symbil..its an a surrounded by a circle) dis is a classic make sure 2
paint it in red or black tho or else it wont look good... this is ez 2 do... if u
ever dont kno wat 2 tag just tag analchy symbil
2. a weed leaf this is harder cuz weed leafs look weird but u can get it with
practice, recomend colur is green
3. a pic of obama being saying sumething gay, like a pic of his head(brown colur)
n then a speech bubbele that says "im a fuckin nigger muslim who hates guns"
4. a swasastika if ur down wit that, can b any color
5. a girls boobs #lmao
6. a skeletin smoking wweeed
7. a deagle this takes a lot of time 2 make an its really hard but it looks cool
cuz u can rite deagle nation on it..make it in silver or blak or gold
8. a pic of tupac n then it says "pac is alive / police is bullshit" make it in
brown cuz hes a nigger
9. a cop being owned by me
10. skateboard
11. a catana sword
12. a pic of geroge bush with oil barral n it says OIL BLOOD on it
13. hot wheels logo(look it up retadsrds)
14. dead trayvon
15. a beyblade
16. a bunch of lil ropes that say police line do not cross
17. laserr beem
18. "he beast has been unleashed."then a pic of a scary wolf teeth or sum shit
19. rasta flag
21.beer world
22 a america flag with doollar signs over it n then deres a milk jug on it says
THE %%1 WHICH HAS A DOLLER SINE ON IT CUZ $%1 CONTROL THE BANKS
23: gun
23"tek dek
24. beer
24 wed beer

best part is u can combine any of tese toger..like put a anarchy symbol but it has a weed
leaf and a catana in it.. u can also make like words...heres sum good catch phrases u can
tag...


1. Fuck the Gov
2. Police is Bullshit
3. pac is alive
4. legaalaize blunts
5. if u r reading this u got owned by the analchest.then a pic of a skeletin
6. revolueation now
7. anarchy never dies
8. WOLF REVOELUTIAON (all caps)
9. real lies realize truve lives
10. bob mary envented weed legalize
11. live laugh legalize
12. 187 (dis is wat they say on the radio when a cop dies i learned that frum snoop
dog song)
13. bag dad more like fag dad
15. fucdk u
16. TH SKELTON WAR IS COMING

if ur feelin reall craateive u can even tag sum rap lyrics..make sure 2 sign em wit ur own
signaatuare of ur rap name so no one steals em..u can amke ur own songsz about how cops r
evil..iwont tell u my lyrics here cuz theyrere copywrited by me so u cant steal em haha
sorry nersds try harder..ok thats grattifiti taggin 4 u...

-Toilet Terror LAW: WHO CARES ANALCHY LEVEL: xxxxxx|xxx DIFFICULTY: LOW

ok this 1 is great cuz its bassacally impossible 2 get caught. wat u do is u go 2 a bath room
can be public bathroom or sum1s house if u dont like the persn. so wen u go in u lok the door
n therez 4 different things u can do:

1. the pissnado: wat u do is grab ur dik ( U Will hafve 2 pull down ur jean shortz
first) n start pissin ten u start spinnin around in a circle like as fast as u can
n what happenz is it goes in like 360 degrees basically trickshotting the piss all
over da walls n floor and every ting n its gross. aim 4 da walls cuz it stays there
longer b4 ppl notice it and clean it so it stinks like crazy b4 they even notice or
u can aim 4 da floor n people mite like slip n fall on da piss wen dey open da door

lik a cop goes in 2 piss n he slips on ur pis instead n hits his head and dies on da
floor cuz the floor is hard n every1 is just like hahahahahah wow dat fuking cop got
fuking pranked

2. code brown: k i call this 1 code brown, same thing but insted of spinnin around u jus
shit normaly then take da shit w ur handz n like spread it all over wlls, floor,
every were u can like even do shit graffiti were u paint stuf onda walls w ur shit

3. graffiti stuntin: 2 do this 1 u gotta hav a nife first so u go in wit da nife n carve
shit into da walls, look up the grafitti section 4 like tips n tricks on wat u can
carve in..dey will basically never kno its u...

4. if u r in a public stall and there a person next to u, wait tilthey shitting n then
kick the divider really really hard and u will scare them like a lot lol #rofl cuz
dey wont b xpecting it then u can even say sumtin cool like "wow cot wit ur pants
ddowwn" or sum shit

so wen ur dun doing ur prank in da bathroom u just walk out all casual like.... n they will
have no way of knowing it was u who did it... cuz there no cam eras or ne thing in da bathroomz
n shit... i did this at my skool like 5000 times stil havent got caught lol.... or mayb if sum
1 is out side waieitng for u u can just walk out n b like 'wow its gross in tere dont go in
dere whoo would do sumtin like that f**ked up' so like tey basically will nevr tink its u cuz
u just like destroyed th suspciion and tats how u do it lik a smooth criminel

-EZ Poisin LAW: SUPER ILLEGAL ANALCHY LEVEL: xxxxxxxxx| DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM

!!! WARNING: I HAVENT TRIED THIS YET... DO AT UR OWN RISK !!!

ok this 1 is really fukin illeagl but like basically if u spray windex in sum1s food it has
imonia in it and imonia is like toxic n shit its basically like bleach so if u wanna fuk sum1
up really bad u just like pretened 2 b cleaning da table they eatin on n just spray it in dere
drink wen they lok away. i never dun this 1 but itd totally work theyd proly die.

-Sauna Prank LAW: ???? ANALCHY LEVEL: xxxxxxx|xx DIFFICULTY: HARD

basically u go in a sauna n u kno how dey have roks in the sauna and u arent allowed 2 pour
water on da rocks rite?? here wat u do. so basically u take a small watr bottle and go 2 da
bathroom n fill it up wit ur piss. den take of ur clothes wear towel n hide the bottle in da
towel. now u go in sauana n wait till there like 5 ppl in there wit u. all of a sudden u just
grab da bottle n pour it on da fukin rocks. other ppl wont even kno wat u doin till its too
late unless they really quick. basicaally what happen is the hole room smells like piss but lik
the worst piss smell u ever smelled. now wat will happen is u have like, 2 or 3 seconds 2 get
out b4 the smell hits. its lik platning a bomb n running awya b4 it xplodes. so just pour it
rely quik n get out as quikly as u can. its rly ez 2 do this with little kids cuz theyre lik not
strong nuff 2 push da door open. also its beter 2 do it if u stand near th door wen u pour da
piss out. cuz den u basically close 2 da exit u can get out b4 any 1 else can get out. so like
so a really good place 2 do this 1 is at the ymca. ive been kiked out of like every fuking ymca
in all of masachusets cuz i keep doing this n they kno they cant fuking stop me cuz i just kmeep
cuming in weering disguises n shit n they cant stp me hahahaha cuz lik most of da time dey dont
even chek if u actualy have ymca card or not.

! ! !ADVANCED GUIDE PROS ONLY ! ! ! - LOCKIN EM IN THE PISS

ok this is advanced guide.. i only done this 1nce... basically u pour da piss but den u lok
da ppl in wit da piss. u can etither stand in front of the door n hold it shut or u have a
friend do it. either way blok the door so dey have to smel da piss n then run away as soon as
they get out.if u run rly fast they wont b able 2 catch u cuz they will b like coughin n shit.
a beter way 2 do it wud be like find sum way 2 blok the dooor like as soon as u run out u have
a friend push sumtin really heavy in frnt of it. idk wat but like use ur imagiantion., wen i did
it the sauana door had like dis little weir dhandle thing and wat i did was i took dis guys shoe
frum da bench nearby and jammed it in da door handle thing so they coudlnt open it.. n even
beter t lookd like the shoe guy was the 1 who did it so lik 2 bird 1 stone biches

 

lol pissnado

 

4. T-Blazeing

Yo
guys so this is like wat u kno blazeing on weed haha its like that but with t 4 tyce so
tblazineg bitches. Here we got some strats for the pros and hos alike on how u get faded without
payin much money and most of em are legal tooo.Warning try at ur own risk bitch im not responsable
and u cant sue me for writeing this. So theres ratings 2. N i put ratings on each one of tha
tblazeing tricks like. law how legal it is money wich is how much it costs n high wich is like da
high u get and how good it is.

-Wipits LAW: FULLY LEGAL MONEY: $$$/$$$$$ HIGH: XTREME BODY HIGH

So heres wat u do. This is my fav cuz its super cheap it legal and u get hi as fuck fast.
And u kno guys wen it cums to getin hi fast im your guy on the block. So there 2 ways of
doin wipits. 2 way is with a special tool called a cracker or a dispensur and a balloon.
guessin if ur readin dis u dont have a cracker sittin around.So im gonna tell u the ez
way 4 noobs. Maybe if u rank up ur game u can do it expert like me but thats in a later
guid bitches. Ok so heres wat u wanna do. U get wipt cream a lot of it.
DONT FUCKING SHAKE the can ull ruin it. take da cap off bring the little end part
thing up to ur mouth its the end where u get the whipt cream from then u push it like a
angle away from the can so no cream cums out. then u put ur mouth over the space between
the can and the end thing and breath in as fast as u can. then u high haha. Ya like superr
fucken strong and it hits u wicked fast but it only last a lil while and u can fall ofer
if u arent carefull cuz it hit u so fast like a mack truck.

! ! !ADVANCED GUIDE PROS ONLY ! ! ! - HOW TO DO WIPITS WITH RECHARGE PAXS

U can also buy these lil ammo thingz like da c02 ammo u use in air soft guns but its
full of nitro so if u wanna buy those u can but wipt cream is good 2 cuz u can eat it
wen u get the munchies frm weed.or ur just hungry n dont wana go dowstars for sum
doritoes. ne wayz this is advanced guide if u luv wipits like i do and u wanna invest sum
more $$$$$$ u gona be wastein ur money if u doin it with wipt cream and who likes wastein
money rite? ya thats right if ur readin this guide u dont haha guys ok so heres wat u
need. insted of buying the wipt cream u buy these lil ammo thingz 4 wipt cream. theyre
called wipits or wipt cream chargers u can buy em at walmart sears or amizon. theze r
like the fuel 4 the wipt cream basically called nitro its da stuff that gets u hi like
same thing as nitro in a street race car.so uget a bunch of dese.these r like ur doses.
buy more if u wana get more hi. then u get a cracker or dispensur. wipt cream dispensurs
u can buy em at walmart n shit. or a cracker u can buy 1 at head shop.or if ur an even
more advance playa u can make ur own. but ne wayz u get ur cracker or dispensur n open up
da ammo thing and put it into a balllooon ya know. then u take the ballloon rite and seal
it up wit ur hands. then u breathe in an out really fast to get ready then take da balll
oooon and inhale it as fast as u can. so basicaalaly this is the bst way to get bang for
ur buck. but thats not all guys theres n even more pro way to do it. this is how u make
ur own cracker.

! ! !ADVANCED GUIDE PROS ONLY ! ! ! - HOW TO MAKE UR OWN CRACKER CHEAP

Ok guys maybe u wana cracker but u dont got 1 and dont wana spend $$. Herez how u do it.
Heres wat u need. U need a 20oz mtn dew bottl. A nail. And a balllooon. So wat u do. U
put da coke bottle on it side.open it and put the wipit in then turn da wipit around so
itz stuck in the neck of the bottle. THen u take ur nail push it on the plastic bottle
just above where the seal on the wipit cartitdge is and push it just enough to put a
starter hole in the plstib cottle that will work as a "pilot hole"in the industry. So put
the balllloon on where the cap of the coke bottle would go.n seal it up with a rubber
band or tape or whatever. hit da nail with a hammer to burst open the seal of da whippit.
this will like crack it open n make da shit go every were so ull lose a lil bit cuz of
leaks in the bottle but if ur a pro like me ull barely lose ne thing at all. as long as u
fill da balloons and pinch the bottle off quick u wont lose much u just need gamer reflex
to do it like fast reaaacation time.so hbasically bros thats me teqachin u how 2 get
blazed with only a mtn dwew bottle n a b allooon. this is for pros only sumtimes u can get
ur hand like cold or frozen or watever from da nitro thing explodeing n shit but if ur a
pro ten it wont happen.peace thats the end of the wipits section.

-Choking (CLASSIC) LAW: FULLY LEGAL MONEY: /$$$$$$$$ HIGH: PRETTY FUKIN SICK

so basically u fukin choke ur own shit out like u basically need a frnd 2 do it but lik
wat u do is u get ur fukin friend 2 like choke u out. cuz wen u pas out u feel like
rly weird n shit like den u wake up n u feel like happy n shit and like body hi 4 a few
seconds best part itz totally free u can evn do it on ur own if u apro. so bascly u just
take like 10 deep breaths real fast while ur sitting down den stand up rly fast n have ur
friend put his handz on da sidez of ur neck like karatae choke or sum shit n like wat this
duz is basically force all da oxygin n blood up 2 ur brain so u get blazed as fk n u just
hold ur breth 4 a few secz wit ur friend chokin u den u pass da fuk out so like do it on a
bed or sum shit so u just fal over on da bed u can do it urself 2 if u want u just need lik
a rope or sum shit bascly just ty it round ur throte n like hang it of a bed post or sum
shit den like sit down so like u pull ur hed way from da rope n it hitz on dis like weird
presure point n shit like in marital arts u kno wat im sayin so lik u gota tie da rope rite
or else u just hang ur self lik a emo hahahahahaha ya rite feg ya wel dey say but dat fukin
dat cuz copz n da govrmint duznt want u 2 kno u can gt blazed 4 free or else da farmsutikal
companyz wil go outa bizenesss n shit cuz obeme dont wan 4 legalaize weed cuz he cant keep
it real cuz hes a fuking bich and a fag and a islam and hes a fuking niger

-Paint Thinner LAW: FULLY LEGAL MONEY: $$/$$$$$$ HIGH: SICK LIKE LSD

huff it thru a rag or sum shit or u can bag it it getz u hi like lsd or sumtin lastz only
like 30 mins so u cn do it wen ur doin oter shit n ur dad wnt evenkno...................
................................................................t fkn sik...............
.......................wat u do pour it nto a plastc bag...lik sandwch bag if ur mom pak
ur sandwches 4 skool den use dat bag...pr it in den put it up 2 ur mouth den huf it....
den enjy ur fukin trip

hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

-AXE Body Spray Trick LAW: FULLY LEGAL MONEY: $$$/$$$$$ HIGH: KINDA BODY HIGH

so wat u do. is u basically get da nitro out of da axe body spray cans its juest like
wipits.but u also gert the smell hi from smellin so strong like jenkim. so this is like
a lil combinatien blazeing. so wat u do is u buy a axe can. (buy more if u wana get more
hi) u need da spray not dieodeeriait.den go in ur room like a small closed space n put a
cottin t shirt ver ur head n pull it tite over ur mouth take da axe and spray it into ur
face. make sure 2 get ur nose n mouth.da shirt will protect u from kemucals but ull still
get blazed cuz ur smeling really strong smell n kemucals from the spray will get in ur
nose and intu ur brain n mataabeaolize into weed basacally. n ull also gert da nitro
shit in it 2. i have done this like 3 times n i feel dizzy n sick afterwerds so i kno it
works.i envented this 1 myself so its copywrited u cant put this other places elsewere or
else ur tresspassing on intelelecataual properti rights and i cqan sue u my dad is a
laywer fair warning to all u biches.give me cred and rspect where i dezerrve it. thats it
peace

-Humidafire Trick LAW: FULLY LEGAL MONEY: $$$$$$/$$ HIGH: ???

!!! WARNING: I HAVENT TRIED THIS YET... DO AT UR OWN RISK !!!

So with dis 1 this is easy u just get a humidafire from wal mart theyre like 30 bucks each
an u get as many of em as u can then u just pour mtn dew into da thing that holds da water
and put em all like together ina closit or sum shit like a small room as u can then turn
em all on an breathe in da dew.. da more humidafires u can get running the better cuz it
like more foam in da air......n basically all the sugar in the mtn dew will go into ur
lungs n like mataabalize into getting u blazed cuz ur not suposed to huff it but it has
cemicals in it so itll get u blazed sectrretly..the mtn dew companys dont wana u 2 kno
about thisb ut im blowing the lid off...WARNING I HAVENT TRIED THIS YET!! do at ur own
risk

 

The fuck did I just read? I'm laughing so hard at this I can barely post. I'm serious.

Wasn't the whole Tyce and the Deagle Nation nonsense over with? Or is this an old thing I must have missed?

 

The Analchest Cookbook was written as part of the White Justice Army arc, when Tyce left Deagle Nation and started hanging out with White Willis and Stone Tone. This arc was responsible for such hits as the race war van and Tyce's hit single "WHYTE REOVELEUTIAN."

 

Ah, I see. It's been a while since I even thought about that whole mess, so I was a little confused at first.

 

Don't forget about Zebulon

 

5. Nerd Shit
(part of the end was trimmed for character limit reasons)
Yo
so not all of us can do parkour n street ops n shit.sum of u out there r gonbna be lil skinny
nerdz who never shredded,fought,or front flipd in their live. but u nerd ass faggots kno how 2 do
math u lil braniacs.now most of this shit isnt really my ball game but sum of my bros tought me a
fewtips n tricks ima pass on da savings to u in this guide. this is how u hack the system bros. now
heres ur ratings u got dificulty, wich is how hard it is, risk, which is ur chance of fuckin up ur
comp wit a virus or gettin busted, and reward wich is wat u get. here we go.........

-PiratesBay DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM RISK: MEDIUM REWARD: HUGE

So every1 knows this 1. this is a old ass trick. u can get any games,music, movies or porn
totally 4 free if u head 2 pirates bay dot com. u basacally just search wat u want. den a
list will cum up with a bunch of gay ass words i cant read ten there sa thing on the
right a lil thing that has a word on it n da word is in blak, n it looks lik this word: SE
u clickdis n get the biggest numbers on the right hand side part,this is how quick itll
download u want bigest numbers on th thing that say SE. dont clik the one that says LE clik
SE cuz u can remember cuz the L word loks diferent then the S word cuz like S is like S lok
like 4 dolar sign$$$ n dat wat u basciqaly makin bank wen u do tis so thats how u remimber.
n den u bscly just clik da thing dat is at the top of the list.ten u clik the lil magnet
pic. the magnet pic is smal like size of ur mouse arrow pointer and its red. den u just
clik on that n this big ay thing wil com up askin u some gay shit n u just clik yes then
u wait 4 like a fe whourz ten a lil ting wil finaly pop up in lil left lower corner of ur
scren sayin wit tese words on it it look like this: HAS FINISHED DOWNLOADING ten u clik on
dat and there u go therez ur shit.now some time mayb u download da rong thing cuz like u
mispel it or like u didnt read it rite and it said sumtin diferent cuz like pirat bay is
reely disorgnaizied u kno how like in a librryary uu know were evering is wel pirat bay
is lik not like dat at all cuz every 1 who runs it is stupid so sum times u get th werong
fukin movie or porn movie. ne wayz u prolly want a nerd 2 do this 4 u or teach u n like
insteall all da shit u need but like tats the basics so u can proly learn it ur self if ur
smart n shit.k thats it hapy huntin haha.

-Tor DarkWeb DIFFICULTY: U NEED A NERD RISK: LOW REWARD: ????

So wat would u say if u told u tere was a secret internet were only analchests n criminalz
go 2 prety crazy rite wel liten up cz he we telllin u wat the deal k so there this progrm
called tor n bascaly wat u do is u load it up n fukin go online n u go 2 the secret inetent
called DARK WEB n u go on and u can look at crazy sht like theres hitmen,killerz, drugzt,
gunz, u can buy ne thing on da DARK WEB, it lik blak markert 4 nerdz,dis is wat teroristz
use 4 buying ak47z n shit frm like amsterdam u buy fukin crazy drugs n shit cuz amdsterdam
is doesnt give a fuk. n best thing is ur untracanable on tor.u can post ne thing u want n
the gov cant c. this is y i use tor 4all my acccounts online like deres tor chat rooms tor
forums tor fukin news sitezx shit idk it hard 2 get workin tho lik i barly fukin get how 2
get dis shit 4 work stone tone set it up 4me n now im usin it all day baby haha so if ur
not a fg u proly need a nerdz help 2 get it 2 work my advice get a nerd ambush em in da
computer lab or sum shit pul our ur nife n n tell em lisn up im analchest n ima fukinbeat
t fuk outa u if u dont set up tor on this computer ten u pul out ur laptop n tats wat i
call a done deal folks so bascly i just use it 4talkin 2 ppl on ##chat roms but every1s
fukin nerd or pedofile on tere so its like wow i dont even care cuz fuk u so mayb if ur a
fukin gay as nerd or lik if u find a nerd u cn use in ur analchy revoluteion then maybe u
get em on da deep web 2 like buy sum fukin gunsz n pcp wit stolen credit card but if ur
not doin dat then it kinda a weaste of tim ne wayz herez a list of fukin sites TONE had
on his computr he want me 2 add................... idont kno wat half this shit is but h
said it was like list of sites so wat t fuk ever ima leave it up 2 u nerdss reading this 2
figur it out hahahahaahahh #@fags

http://3g2upl4pq6kufc4m.onion/ – DuckDuckGo Search Engine
http://xmh57jrzrnw6insl.onion/ – TORCH – Tor Search Engine
http://zqktlwi4fecvo6ri.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page – Uncensored Hidden Wiki
http://32rfckwuorlf4dlv.onion/ – Onion URL Repository
http://e266al32vpuorbyg.onion/bookmarks.php – Dark Nexus
http://5plvrsgydwy2sgce.onion/ – Seeks Search
http://2vlqpcqpjlhmd5r2.onion/ – Gateway to Freenet
http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/links.html – ParaZite
http://wiki5kauuihowqi5.onion/ – Onion Wiki
http://torwikignoueupfm.onion/index.php?title=Main_Page – Tor Wiki
http://kpvz7ki2v5agwt35.onion – The Hidden Wiki
http://idnxcnkne4qt76tg.onion/ – Tor Project: Anonymity Online
http://torlinkbgs6aabns.onion/ – TorLinks
http://jh32yv5zgayyyts3.onion/ – Hidden Wiki .Onion Urls
http://wikitjerrta4qgz4.onion/ – Hidden Wiki – Tor Wiki
http://xdagknwjc7aaytzh.onion/ – Anonet Webproxy
http://3fyb44wdhnd2ghhl.onion/ – All You’re Base
http://j6im4v42ur6dpic3.onion/ – TorProject Archive
http://p3igkncehackjtib.onion/ – TorProject Media
http://kbhpodhnfxl3clb4.onion – Tor Search
http://qc7ilonwpv77qibm.onion/ – Western Union Exploit
http://3dbr5t4pygahedms.onion/ – ccPal Store
http://y3fpieiezy2sin4a.onion/ – HQER – High Quality Euro Replicas
http://qkj4drtgvpm7eecl.onion/ – Counterfeit USD
http://apple44jaj553thy.onion – Stolen Mac Store iPhone 5s inside!
http://cthulhuuap7ch47k.onion – Assasination Service - tycenote: its fake dotnt use......
http://rxbnonlo56vhmkk2.onion/ – The Bitcoin Laundry
http://lmkn4jwrtb2s62yy.onion/ – The PaypalDome – Do credit card fraud here
http://6w6vcynl6dumn67c.onion/ – Tor Market Board – Anonymous Marketplace Forums
http://wvk32thojln4gpp4.onion/ – Project Evil
http://lw4ipk5choakk5ze.onion/raw/evbLewgkDSVkifzv8zAo/ Legit hitman service
http://nr6juudpp4as4gjg.onion/torgirls.html – Tor Girls
http://tuu66yxvrnn3of7l.onion/ – UK Guns and Ammo
http://nr6juudpp4as4gjg.onion/torguns.htm – Used Tor Guns
http://nr6juudpp4as4gjg.onion/tor.html – Tor Technology
http://vlp4uw5ui22ljlg7.onion/ – EuroArms
http://ybp4oezfhk24hxmb.onion/ – Hitman Network
http://yth5q7zdmqlycbcz.onion/ – Old Man Fixer’s Fixing Services
http://vfqnd6mieccqyiit.onion/ – UK Passports
http://en35tuzqmn4lofbk.onion/ – US Fake ID Store
http://xfnwyig7olypdq5r.onion/ – USA Citizenship
http://lw4ipk5choakk5ze.onion/raw/4585/ – Another Hitman
http://nr6juudpp4as4gjg.onion/tynermsr.htm – Tyner MSR Store
http://lw4ipk5choakk5ze.onion/raw/5432/ – Unfriendlysolution – Legit Hitman Service
http://abbujjh5vqtq77wg.onion/ – Selling Passports and ID-Cards for Bitcoins
http://2kka4f23pcxgqkpv.onion/ – EuroGuns – Your #1 european arms dealer
http://xyt4inlajwmn3gfb.onion/ – Buy stolen iPhones
http://oh2s6ywmaxtgcj25.onion/store.html – Android store
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http://iacgq6y2j2nfudy7.onion – Assasination Service
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6. Shout Outs

dis is a quik list of all da ppl wo we are wrin wit i wated 2 do my own
soholoout out list frm da last editien of the cook booook cuz i gt my n sht out but dis i s whyte
justice armyt shout out here so cu but wyte justice army we just gota giv respect 2 th local crews ya know
cuz wit out tese guys weeee be stranddedead soljr b hind inim line

shout out list:

1. skeltins wo unfairly disrespect by the media. wen skeltins rise the fuk up n take they guns 2 the
streets u mother fukers will fuking kno why it is.dtats because skeltin are fukin ppl toooo. evry 1
sayin th blacks r fukin o pressed by the fukin media but thats bull shiut cuz blacks get fuking
handyouts every fuking day just 4 being black mean while da fukin skeltins are rotting in secret govnmnt
prisns like area 51 and every1 is laffing at them in the media cuz with all dis halloweeeeen bull shit
even da fuking spics kno 2 respect skeltins cuz day of dad deadd is actuyl bout skeltin if u think bout
it i men wen i herd that 11st i thot it was cuz lik dawn of dead da movie but it like sum spic holladay
about skeltins so if u think bout it if even spic kno the scocoooop ten uj cu obeme

2.MALOVELENT FREEDOM from lowell mass for like spreeadin t word bout
niggers (thank 2 stone tonefor da help spelin teir name)

3stone tone 4 hlp m wit te fukan big aaass wrds n leter simbils

4. dat guy wo threw a shooe at gerog bush on tv

5. red october

6. free america rally

7. wyte willis 4 helpin printang dese out so we can fukin spred m

7. Shout Downs

ok
u kno a shoutout is like "wow this persons cool'well thisi s basically shout downs is like da
oposit of a shotout cuz u being like 'wow fuk u" dis is my shout down list..........

shout down list:
1-my dad
2-obeme
3-judge mathis
4-all cops
4. all media haters who hat8e on skeleaton
5 fagggits
6 judge brown
7 jace coners fm north broookfeald fake ass lazy eye fuker wo sey h is maerine
8. old ass faggot at th ymca who thrtm 2 sue me
9. tom dickson skeealton disrespectr
10 nerds
12=my dad
13 - MY DAD
14. u (hahahahh u gt ownead)
15. noobs
16. the DEA
17. mall cops
18. liberoals
19. arnild swhartinigger
20. judj george a. otool junier
21. team gamerfood
22. the blacks
23. the gay media
21.ppl wo say guns beter ten swords
22. christens
25. BET channel
26. intirnit trolls
27. fuking teachrs who wont let me grind at th skool dance even tho cuz grindin is way of lif
28. THF FUKINNERDZ &&@ JAGGEKS FOR MAKEIN\ LD SKOOL MOD PAY 2PlLAY ON RUNE SCAPE
29. t midel east
30. chinkz (xcept dat chink who made mtol gear revinginse cuz dats sik gam...............)
3=== haha that look like a dick lmao 3==> #lol #rotfl
31. comic boox (cuz nerd read thm all day
32. grls who dont knGRLS WHO DNT KNOW WEN 2 PUT OUT
33. narcs
34. snichs
35. th faggggots who invinted parrrantal controls on tv so i cnt buy porn w my dad credit card
36. all banckers
37. hippys
38. anime fagz
39. furrys
40. prep skool kids
41. star wars fagggiats
42. all liborarys
43. fuker
44. SHITTY RAPERS
45. ppl who h8 on tek 9 mad child swolen members kriz kaliko eazy e
46- ppl who h8 on dennnys
47. old ppl at denys who wont shut th fuk up wen im trying 2 eat..........denys is where th hood at.......................
48. biggie
49. tony hawk fan bois he over rated n shit rob deerdeckk is beter
50. sykiutrests
51. the intire eastfield mall in springfield ma
52. ppl who beleve in god
53. god if he even reel cuz 4 makign my lil bro a brain ingury now he
stuk slep 4evr sweeat dream bro hop u fuking hapy god o wait cuz god isnt reel cuz he a fuking niger.
53.god is a nigger
54. MY DAD
55. west coasturs
56. smoke shop wo wont lt me buy sht
56.ppl wo ware cow boy hat
57. sennatores
58. guys wo wear pink (FUK OFF 2 HOMOS)
59. sandals
60. skool teachers
61. the 70s
62. ubi soft wen tey made etsio into a mexicun in asasasians cred 3
63. 4 chan
64. yahooo answers mods wo keep banning my fuking acounts 4 no reasion
65. game fakts .com
66. vitamen water
67.hole food
68.th kiwi forms
69, hhhhhahahahah #lol #rofl #lmao
70. jaces mom she bich
71. jaces bro he fag
72. HORSES!!!
73. femanaists
74. cats
75. th media
76. gay hait kutz
77. ps3
78. mac computerz
79. my dad
80. lawyer
81. braineaks n freaks
82. losers
83. oidentaray
84. sprignfeield ma distrikt kourt
85. nigers
85-100: AB-SOUL LYRICS "Terrorist Threats" (feat. Danny Brown & Jhene Aiko) Dear Barack I know you just
a puppet but I'm giving you props You lying to the public like it ain't nothing And I just love it, I
hope it don't stop I don't give a damn, nigga bang that block I don't give a fuck, nigga bang that Glock I seen an image of Hitler in the
picture When the twin towers dropped Peep the concept You've got progress, you've got congress We protest in hopes they confess Just
proceed on your conquest If all the gangs in the world unified We'd stand a chance against the military tonight I said we'd stand a chance
against the military tonightI said we'd stand a chance against the military tonight

 

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