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Super Mario Bros 3: Brick by Brick - MovieBob

Discussion in 'Books' started by Member 72, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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  2. Doc Cassidy

    Doc Cassidy Coc Dassidy

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    Epub?
     
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  3. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    I'm not a fan of Let's Plays, but this book is proof that the only thing more boring than watching someone play a video game, is reading about someone playing a video game.
     
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    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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  5. muh_moobs

    muh_moobs Active Member

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    I'll really be surprised if anyone here has anything new to say about this steaming pile of excrement. I've never read anywhere a single positive review for this book, and it may honestly be the worst book ever written.
     
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  6. Doc Cassidy

    Doc Cassidy Coc Dassidy

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    I'm two pages in and the book has mostly consisted of him repeatedly asking himself why the book even needs to exist. Seriously, that's all it's been, him asking himself questions smdh
     
  7. Cornholio

    Cornholio I need TP for my bunghole!

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    Good grief. And sentences don't need to be that long, Bob.
    I would also like to point out that this book contains the phrase "sleek, sexy Genesis."
     
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    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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    An infamous quote from the book btw:

     
  9. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he thought that's how Michael Chabon would write a book about Super Mario Bros. 3.
     
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  10. muh_moobs

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    Potato Chipman believes :

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  11. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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    I know it's late to reply to this but here it goes:

    http://www.themarysue.com/brick-by-brick/

     
  12. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Who wants to bet that this reviewer can't make it through a Philip Roth novel because there's not enough video game references?
     
  13. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    I've been giving it a read and I can without a doubt confirm that Bob chimpman is the most punchable writer in existence.
     
  14. Hodor

    Hodor Well-Known Member

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    This is the biggest piece of shit I've ever read.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Someone thought it was a good idea to write hundreds of pages critically analyzing and nitpicking at something marketed to a general audience -- children in particular -- that people normally just enjoy for fun?
     
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  16. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    The platoon never even saw the PlayStation coming, and it took out half of us. My best friend lost a foot, and I had to drag him to safety on my hands and knees. Our Mario rations are dangerously low, and we are completely out of blast processing. I fear we won't survive the night.

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    Oh, he also believes that Activision did 9/11 and he was ordained by Miyamoto to save gaming. He's quite the card. As for his book, the only worthy item in it was when he described his life. The actual level discussion is dryer than the Kalahari desert.
     
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  18. TheImportantFart

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    Bob's personal cockwarmer MrTARDISReviews/Trilbee Reviews gave the book a glowing review, or at least said he was looking forward to reading it:

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    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    I guess the Kiwi's who said Moviebob is just like Dobson were right.
     
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