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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

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  1. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Speaking of hypocrisy, you gotta love how Chris lectured somebody pretending to be Jimmy Hill over using Sonichu without his permission, while using a copyrighted character that Chris himself 100% didn't get permission to use.
    (PS: is Chris doing that one Peter Griffin death pose in the last page there?)
     
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    Chris IS Peter Griffin.

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    Why?
     
  3. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    I think it's because the real Jimmy Hill got into legal trouble with Warner Bros. for selling unauthorized Looney Tunes merchandise. Which makes it especially ironic/hypocritical since Chris is coming pretty close to doing that exact same thing.
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    Chris Chan forces Naitsirhc to go straight against his will and transforms into his real life obese self, while Sonichu dons a Parappa hat and becomes almost as flat as his character.
     
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    The Jimmy Hill page is complete madness.

    * The signature on Jimmy's photo.
    * Jimmy's frown is literally his mouth cut out and pasted upside down.
    * Monty Python because Chris has a limited understanding of British culture. Points for including Spiny Norman I guess. Is this the only time Chris drew a traditional hedgehog?
    * People who RHOSE RHEIR REEF don't sound like that. But since he went the Scooby-Doo route he replaces the word "I" with the letter "R".
    * Every character Chris writes sounds like him, even Bugs Bunny.
    * Nice of Sonichu to show up in his own comic.

    EDIT:
    He's trying to brag immediately after admitting he's too lazy to wash a single shirt.
     
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    "DRINK MY BLOOD!"

    not gay at all
     
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    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    And so, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys commit an act of terrorism through the power of pushing buttons on a pretend guitar AUTISMO ROCK. Yeesh, those lyrics, man.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Also it looks like Chris' autistic face blindness prevented him from seeing the huge difference between Comic Chris and fat IRL Chris. It's the same face blindness that didn't let him see that different girls were passed off as "Blanca Weiss".

    "it's like if I rewrote the lyrics to Hey Jude but complained about how digimon season 2 sucked" - Vivian
     
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    It helps to read the lyrics to the goofy "Cat Scratch Fever" cover by Moog Cookbook

     
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    So is Zordon a transformer or is it the blue head guy from Power Rangers? I don't remember and I don't want to google it.
     
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    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    ....
    I'm sincerely at a loss for words here. There's so much insane shit that happened in these four pages alone that I don't even know where to begin.
     
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    Chris sheds crocodile tears after killing internet trolls for the "grave sin" of offending his bloated ego.

    Sonichu can be seen as Chris talking to himself through multiple avatars "characters".
     
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    We can start from the end and work our way backwards. After everything that just happened all Sonichu can do is take a swipe at TMZ. Then again I hated TMZ too. Partly because of the brainless gossip but mostly because it split up my nightly hour of The Simpsons.
     
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    >the water supply for Cwcville gets contaminated with Chris's anti-gay "vaccine"
    >this somehow causes the elimination of homosexuals and asexuals from all across the world, despite only one city in bumfuck Virginia being affected.
    >Chris declares his birthday to be an international holiday after basically committing genocide towards gays.
    >Meg Griffin shows up to be fucked by Chris

    This comic is seriously starting to become a more autistic Necronomicon.
     
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    Isn't that BDSM-y scene on page 36 with Sonichu and Rosechu also parroted from Family Guy?

    To Chris, the world really is just the Ruckersville and Charlottesville area of Virginia.
     
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    "Finally! The new replacement Sailor Megtune I ordered on ebay!"
     
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    And so, Chris makes a half-assed non-apology to gay people for eradicating them from existence in his comic world, and just before he truly enters God mode to commit even more atrocities.
     
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    "OH, DON'T WORRY; I AM CONSENTUAL."

    wat :confused:
     
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    He yells at the guy for calling Meg a man but he still gives him the time.

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    I have a strong feeling Chris said "that really grinds my gears" a lot during this time. Like, a lot.
     
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