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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    What about DJ Jamsta who drops Rs (I think) and says da instead of the to sound cool?

    I mean sure Chris probably does that too but that's definitely not on purpose.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Maybe not literally everyone talks like Chris in a Sonichu comic.

    But one could look at the characters in the comics as Chris talking to himself.
     
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    It's time for shit to hit the fan. Time to witness Chris Chan's biggest ego trip so far. That's right; it's time for the 11th issue of Sonichu, Sonichu 10. All Hell will break loose from here on out (more so than usual), so I hope you guys are prepared for the upcoming madness.
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    Remember when I said that Comic Chris was enacting his final solution. That was not just me making an edgy joke: Comic Chris is in planning on committing genocide to all his trolls and imaginary enemies, while also spiking the world's water with a "vaccine" that will eradicate all homosexual thoughts.
    (P.S.: vaccines are created from weakened forms of whatever viruses they're attacking, and since Chris claims that the anti-homo vaccine was created through his blood, he has unintentionally implied that he's actually gay. Again.)
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I guess Chris' obese ego couldn't take being removed from the story because "trolls", so then he's "back with a vengeance", especially after trolling getting to him IRL.

    Chris was too "honor roll" to know how vaccines work. It's likely he still doesn't know how they work.
     
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  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    MRW Some weird guy I rescued from a time void just keeps rambling about some nonsense he made up.
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I see "Honor Roll" likes to think telepathy is called "telekinesis".

    Also characters in Sonichu saying "y'all" can be annoying.

    Also "Honor Roll" can't into biochemistry.
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

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    How can the devil trolls degrade something like CWC's Sonichu Site when it already started off degraded?
    (Also, reminder that Chris thinks playing Guitar Hero is the same as playing a real guitar.)
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The Sonichu comics are what one may see after running better comics through a blender.
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

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    Chris just decided to commit an act of terrorism on Tripod because "it lacked in security", even though the actual reason why his site specifically got hacked then deleted was because he idiotically gave away his passwords to a sweetheart. Chris really does not have a filter for when things might be too "honest".
     
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  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Almost ALL of the dialogue in this chapter so far has been just Chris, which I doubt he even noticed since he talks to himself so often.
     
  11. Ms. Mowz

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    Goddamn, look at Lovely Weather's shoulders. I'm pretty sure she's actually a guy just from that.
    Also, illegal copies of Little Big Planet on Wii60 are impossible.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

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    Is the 2nd to last panel on page 15 aping that scene in Family Guy where Peter does that "fff... ahhh" thing?
     
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    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    That and "GRIND MY GEARS"
     
  14. Ms. Mowz

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    And of course, Chris pulls yet another plot point out of his ass without any kind of explanation or forshadowing, followed by using the OP pokemon move Hyper Beam.
    (Also, "I have fangs for my eye teath". Hate to break it to you, Chris, but most people have what you call "fangs". In fact, your dental work is so bad, that your canines are actually less sharp than average.)
     
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    Why did Chris censor the (incredibly mild) profanity in this comic?
     
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    Whenever a camera image gets piss yellow, I like to call it "Chris Chan lighting".
     
  17. Ms. Mowz

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    When he censored crap, he just made it sound like Beel was saying cunt instead, which is far more vulgar.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

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    Chris has the mind of a little kid, so cussing is still really edgy to him?

    Or Borb read the comics?

    Or he still thought they were "kid friendly"?
     
  19. Cyan

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    My reaction when my mouth is on backwards.
     
  20. One Too Many

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    The censorship and game rating blurb is incredibly hypocritical considering how the comic ends. If I'm not mistaken Chris maintains that the Comics are for kids which goes out the window with issue 8 and this one, and really the comic as a whole with its often lewd and creepy tone.