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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    [CONFIDENTIAL]
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    I like how the "only for" part of the fake GameCube game (that is totally not a ripoff of Sonic Adventure) is clearly photoshopped on top of the rest of the fake art. I guess Chris forgot his made up game was only for his fanboy choice of console.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Sonichu was at its' best before it started orbiting Chris, and even more so before Idea Guys - in a vain effort to be "the next Clyde Cash" - put what little continuity there was in the crazy blender.

    In other words, a crappy comic got even crappier as it went on.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    It truly was. It was all suppose to be about some Pikachu-Sonic hybrid having some adventure before all eyes focused on the IRL adventures of Chris thrown into a comic. But even that's preferable to the Idea Guys throwing in unfunny shit.
     
  4. Ms. Mowz

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    It's time: the first of the infamous sub-episodes, the ones where Chris tries to altar the truth about his love quest to make himself look like the victim.
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    Reminder that he was mad at the "jerkops" and "manajerks" simply for doing their jobs. And technically speaking, Chris really was soliciting sex with his attraction sign.
     
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    The "jerkops" likely really used the word "soliciting" IRL to CWC, and it really stuck to CWC, giving him the "Prickly-Wicklies".

    Also in the audiobooks by Vivian, the Sailor Moon transformation theme was played to Chris parroting the transformations from Sailor Moon (lol).
     
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    Because by legal definition, he really was soliciting sex
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    Just in case you guys were wondering, yes, even back then Chris thought he had the power to curse people.
     
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    The Blue Arms Saga was peak Chris.
     
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    And so, Chris Chan heroically ruins a man's life for the crime of doing his job and confronting him for creeping out the customers.
    Wait, what?
    And that's it for issue 0*. It's only going to get crazier from here on out, trust me on this.
    *seriously, Chris, what is up with your numbering system?!
     
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    And beyond legal definition, Chris would want sex from that sweetheart built from the ground up.

    Gotta make that prequel story of before Sonichu coming in. Of course all this does is establish that even before Somichu came into play, Chris was a weirdo among CWCville, stalking the lands with that attraction sign.
     
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    As they say, it's "always unique, totally interesting, and sometimes mysterious".
     
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    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    You know someone who was autistic came up with that acronym.
     
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    Chris likes to insist that the self-insert is a hero, yet he acts like a villain.

    Also what was with that "TICK TOCK [clock] TICK TOCK" thing? I guess it's supposed to mean a passing of time without showing the "villain" transforming? I think that's the source of the "TICK TOCK TICK TOCK" random text on KF.
     
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    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Old Comic Chris be like:
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    New Comic Chris be like:
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    The dialog really has gotten worse since then. It's even more awkward, word-salad-y, and stilted now.

    And of course, the comic is even more crazy.
     
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    After a short break, it's time for issue 1, the 2nd issue.
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    "Maybe it's the liquid, but this Sonichu looks black to me!" - Naitsirhc being a racist.
    Also the only appearance of troll favorite Bill the Scientist (at least until issue 10, the 11th issue.)
     
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    Like Bryce Cherry - but not as bad - Chris isn't good at dialog bubble layout.

    Maybe it's a lolcow thing.
     
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    Ah, Bryce Cherry. One of the few lolcows to actually make Chris Chan look like a functioning member of society.
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    "Please accept these rocket boosters as your first birthday present" - Dr. Robotnik.
    Also, get used to the floating head syndrome you're seeing in these pages, because it's going to happen a lot more throughout the entire series.
     
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    I notice a theme in Sonichu: a villain is created, they're told "you're so and so and you must do such and such", and they just go with it.

    Also DNA doesn't work that way.
     
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    Chris uses metric there, but uses imperial elsewhere? :confused:

    And that stats thing is derived from the Gold & Silver Pokemon guide, with Pokemon stats listed that way.
     
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