Sonic the Movie Announcement

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Skeletor, Dec 10, 2018.

  1. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Someone finally made a worthy edit
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  2. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Why the fuck does Sonic have nipples? Is he going for a Batman Forever look?
     
  3. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    So basically we're getting our generation's own Howard The Duck!
     
  4. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I'll just leave this here.

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  5. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Alright so update: Talked to the marketing guy I know, and he said the only thing thats being shipped out to theaters currently is this standee and the posters we've obviously been memeing. Past that, he expects more content to be pushed public around spring (March/April), and says whatever he gets early he'll give me full access to. Here's one at the local theater I do work at occasionally. (Sorry for it being sideways, for some reason the site here is only allowing it to be posted that way.) image0.jpg
     
  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris mentioned the blarms in a tweet, but he’s not nearly as salty as I thought he would be.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    There's some salt, but chris goes on to pretend sonichu hates the movie too. Twitter's chris's only outlet these days so we aren't going to get anything better than this. Its easier for him to type a few words with his fat fingers than to get the camera and jump around.
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    "A few" words?
     
  10. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    well, yeah. Twitter rants are stupidly long but they're less work than setting up the camera, moving shit out of the way, standing up... I mean, chris just did a treadmill video today so he's surely exhausted.
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    It's funny how Chris can never not TL;DR.
     
  12. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    He also claims Sonic himself hates the movie...which makes me wonder if Chris will claim to be married to Sonic next.
     
  13. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Odds that Chris will see the movie: 100%
    Odds that he will complain about it: 100%
    Odds that Chris will buy the promotional merch: 100%

    According to the Cwcki Chris bought Sonic Boom despite the blarms and the assault, Chris couldn't possibly pass up on seeing his life long hero on the silver screen.

    Edit: Chris is being anal about the shoes yet mentions nothing about how lanky sonic's legs are or how the second poster is literately shot from the perspective of sonic's dick.
     
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  14. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Part of me says 'Why wouldn't he? You walked the whole crazy mile, why not take one more step?' while another says 'Why would chris want to downgrade from the sonichu mutant that can mind rape people?'

    That would mean a second draft or thinking ahead.
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    That's the same approach he uses when drawing.

    If he were an actor he'd think everything could be done in the first take.
     
  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    "I'm very influential."
    The audacity...
     
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  17. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    look me up.

    Should they ignore all google results or not, Chris?
     
  18. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Maybe he meant "I'm very flatulent".
     
  19. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    The local gym found that out real quick.
     
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    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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