Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Skeletor, Dec 10, 2018.
Someone finally made a worthy edit
Why the fuck does Sonic have nipples? Is he going for a Batman Forever look?
So basically we're getting our generation's own Howard The Duck!
I'll just leave this here.
Alright so update: Talked to the marketing guy I know, and he said the only thing thats being shipped out to theaters currently is this standee and the posters we've obviously been memeing. Past that, he expects more content to be pushed public around spring (March/April), and says whatever he gets early he'll give me full access to. Here's one at the local theater I do work at occasionally. (Sorry for it being sideways, for some reason the site here is only allowing it to be posted that way.)
Chris mentioned the blarms in a tweet, but he’s not nearly as salty as I thought he would be.
"Methinks the most capricious zephyr hath more design than I." - CWC
There's some salt, but chris goes on to pretend sonichu hates the movie too. Twitter's chris's only outlet these days so we aren't going to get anything better than this. Its easier for him to type a few words with his fat fingers than to get the camera and jump around.
"A few" words?
well, yeah. Twitter rants are stupidly long but they're less work than setting up the camera, moving shit out of the way, standing up... I mean, chris just did a treadmill video today so he's surely exhausted.
((another twitter rant incoming. screen capping))
It's funny how Chris can never not TL;DR.
He also claims Sonic himself hates the movie...which makes me wonder if Chris will claim to be married to Sonic next.
Odds that Chris will see the movie: 100%
Odds that he will complain about it: 100%
Odds that Chris will buy the promotional merch: 100%
According to the Cwcki Chris bought Sonic Boom despite the blarms and the assault, Chris couldn't possibly pass up on seeing his life long hero on the silver screen.
Edit: Chris is being anal about the shoes yet mentions nothing about how lanky sonic's legs are or how the second poster is literately shot from the perspective of sonic's dick.
Part of me says 'Why wouldn't he? You walked the whole crazy mile, why not take one more step?' while another says 'Why would chris want to downgrade from the sonichu mutant that can mind rape people?'
That would mean a second draft or thinking ahead.
That's the same approach he uses when drawing.
If he were an actor he'd think everything could be done in the first take.
"I'm very influential."
look me up.
Should they ignore all google results or not, Chris?
Maybe he meant "I'm very flatulent".
The local gym found that out real quick.
"Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't..."
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