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People sure like interviewing CWC...

 

With the delusions he's spouting, it makes great entertainment to some.

 

For those interested, here's a complete transcription of the interview

Spoiler: Transcription

Interviewer: Och wagml g'th ney frrombuggle?

Chris Chan: Wah waaah aaaah wah wah.

Interviewer: Negth da wehn gnah c'thulu fhtagn?

Chris Chan: I'M HALF SONICHU!

 

To be fair, the interview went well. Dank was able to keep Chris engaged and asked him questions that Chris would answer in-depth, instead of stupid shit that would cause Chris to shut down and bail.

Hats off to him for keeping a straight face throughout the whole thing, too.

 

Chris' audio reminds me a lot of the old mumble calls. It's just so bad.

 

It looks like hes trying to go for those "MY MEMES KEEP ME FROM ENDING IT ALL HAHA I LIKE TO DRINK XD" personas.
Its so terribly unfunny and its easy to see its a poor attempt at humour. Also hes drinking mountain dew

 

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006908443477803009

So CWC released a chain of tweets detailing his narcissism. He seems to believe this disturbing dream is a sign of how he persisted while others told him he couldent. I find it strange how hes ignoring the graphic detail of the dream and acting as if seeing other todlers die in a gruesome way is something to hardly acknowledge. I also think its strange that the dream goes from children dying to him running around parkouring and leveling up with sonichu

 

Is chris getting bett... who the hell am I kidding, chris is sinking further into madness.

 

Chris isn't very good at that logic thing

 

This shit reads like drug-infused fanfiction. I'd believe the first part with the baby prison was a dream but as it goes on it just reads like self-masturbatory garbage (IE it reads like Sonichu), the moment the sonichus appear is when I'm certain chris added this for it to feel good to him.

PS: I love the first comment at the bottom of this human-centipede tweet ramble: "I had a dream you got a job."

 

it's funny, pathetic and frustrating that Chris is not going to heed that advice anymore

 

• Chris opens by saying he'll share an inspirational story veiled as a dream when in fact he just comments about doing things normal people are expected to do as overcoming adversity while omitting the fact his grades were irreverent to him getting though high-school and that it took him five years to get a two year degree that he never used.
• The dream is surprisingly dark, perhaps showing that Chris is repressing anything related to mental illness, depression, or suicide, or conversely Chris is obsessed with that short of stuff. Most likely this is classic Chris' persecution complex showing though. Strangely enough the child prison in any other hands would make for a surreal story, kinda similar to the works of Alejandro Jodorowsky.
  
• "common sense awareness" lol
• Is it me or does this dream sequence sound like a shitty Garry's Mod parkour map.
  
• Chris labeled the 13th tweet in the chain 12-9 yet again showing his weird and often inconsistent superstition of the number.
• The last part of the dream is really rushed has Sonichu in it so most likely Chris woke up and made that up the part.
• Chris mentions himself leveling up gaining new powers and I just really want to smack him.
• He concludes with his typical holier-than-thou moral of the story being to live and by that he means to live in all the careless, thoughtless, dulcet songs of ignorance, of escapist fantasy, of never once reflecting on your own mortality, of binary morality, of convincing yourself you are the progeny of thought, of experience, that the world was made for you and everyone else is just window dressing.

Sorry about the rant, I'm gonna go hang myself next to those babies over there, save myself the trouble.

 

Well, as Chris'tard's dreams stack up, it's better than The Watery Maze, but not as good as Bellydancing Barb.

 

It sounds like Chris' brain is processing his life and his "ability" to defeat expectations (never being able to read or write). I agree with @One Too Many that this would make for a nice surreal horror story.

 

Chris tweeted this for Pride Month:

 

its like looking at a shitty reboot of that 80s drug PSA that had Alf, muppet babies, and TMNT in it.

 

I like how Chris had to label themselves like we couldn't tell.

 

Though who the fuck is the shit colored pony?

 

Cunt nugget

 

The baby poop colored pony looks like it’s peeing, with the way the tail is drawn.