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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    If Chris DID get into the Sims it might have saved him a fortune on legos. The entirety of the Sims 4 add-ons are about $900, which is significantly less than his lego collection. Mods are free. The Sims is such a time sink if you're into building things and making all of your characters. If Chris actually gave it a chance and got into it, it would eat up a lot of his time.
     
  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    You're implying that Chris knows enough about how computers work to even get a mod running properly.
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Computer Graphics... Make some neat-o stuff!"

    - on an eyesore of a poster Chris made in a computer graphics class in Shangri-La Manchester HS

    (seen in "A Week With Christian Chandler")
     
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  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I doubt chris would have played the Sims without the cheat codes.
     
  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Anything that takes effort to learn is not the Chris way.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if Chris really follows Nurgle more than Slaanesh?
     
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  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    chris is the 5th chaos god.
     
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  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Chris Chan": the ruinous power of delusion, ignorance, and ego - lolcow to the other ruinous powers?

    Otherwise known as "the god of fail" to the others?
     
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  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    More like Cthulhu Chan.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Cthulhu" can be intimidating.

    Chris? Not so much.

    CWC Fighter - CWCki
     
  11. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I love Chris's thought process on this:

    "I write and animate a comic about the life of Sonichu and Rosechu. How can I let people know what a day in the life of these two is like? How can I, a guy who writes and animates a comic about the life of Sonichu and Rosechu, let people know about a day in the life of Sonichu and Rosechu?

    ..........

    ........I GOT IT! I'll play with toys on camera!"

    Chris logic is hilarious. :cwl:
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The "CWC logic" there is that badly tracing with a freakish pen grip drawing takes work. Also much of the new "Sonichu" lore has most likely been acted out with LEGOs already.

    Also it was recently revealed that Chris actually slapped away the hand of the guy reaching to shake Chris' hand during the Graduation of Fail. No wonder Bob was disappointed.

     
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  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    So Chris pulled a Will Smith?

    He really is ahead of the curve on everything.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Also those people involved in the 2000 MHS graduation have experienced almost a quarter century of life since.

    But the CWC life pretty much went into stasis after. Like an astronaut going near light speed, then returning.
     
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  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    That's a great way to describe it.

    I mean, many of his old classmates would be married now and have kids. Their lives actually moved on. I always do wonder what they think of Chris and what portion of them know about his internet infamy.

    I did read a YouTube comment from someone who went to Manchester years after Chris did, and it said something like him being 'a dark shadow' over the school that everyone is aware of. And that was before the incest...
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Can you imagine if your school was only "famous" for being the alma mater of an the internet lolcow who is "blackface for autism"* and who "Soul Bonded" with his elderly mother?

    It may sound stereotypical Japanese: Chris literally brought great shame to Manchester HS (and Ruckersville).

    *"I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the Sonichu guy) covers album earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to autism-related charities because the dude is basically blackface for autism."

    - Rex
     
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  17. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Did Chris's life really go into stasis though? It sounds like his old classmates are the ones in stasis. Getting married to your high school or college sweetheart, starting a family, and working some job that either your dad or your father-in-law handed to you for the rest of your life sounds like stasis.

    But can anyone say that they have lived a life like Chris's? How many of his former classmates can say that they waged a one-man war against the internet? How many of his former classmates can say that they are more documented than most of (if not all of) our Presidents?

    Chris may not have had the Rockwellian, white-picket fence life that people in Southern Suburbia tend to fall into, but I would hardly call it stasis.
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    His memories have been locked in stasis. His life has been eventful, but nothing will be better for chris than the halycon days of highschool.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    When the last of the "gal pals" left after the big 18th party was over, that was the very moment when the Rollercoaster Ride of Fail started going down.
     
  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    And it's kind of sad, because his high school life was somewhat ordinary. He spent so long striving for this idea of "adulthood normalcy", but he has gone on to be something much bigger than that.