Meta Random Thoughts and Questions

With the JQ stuff going on I started to think,

I wonder, just in hypothetical, how Chris would feel with a booty call or FWB. Since people use those terms loosely, I mean someone you just fuck like a hooker for free (hey ppl got needs and sometimes you don't like your options) or FWB someone who you can be sexual with but also social. I think it would probably confuse the hell out of him, FWBs can be tricky for normal functional people. Would it hurt him after he gets off she dresses and strolls out and skips picking up the phone for a week? Would he be fine with something like this?

Society over all is kinda mixed with the concepts of relationshipless sex, and we know GF is a trophy to him. I think he really wants a place to vent, get support from (fiscal emotional, task etc). But he does seem to want some china.

 

I think Chris’s views on relationships and sexuality are so twisted he’d probably be fine with whatever, even though he might not completely understand it. He thinks people fall in love instantly and there’s “eventual sex time” that doesn’t occur spontaneously.

 

No matter what the relationship ends up as. chris and his emotions are going to be like a brick in a tumble dryer after this.

 

Does chris has hope to change?

 

Tune in next week, to find out! Same zap-time, same zap-channel!

 

The rumor come out: does Christian Chandler is inflexible?

 

Does Chris is doing the betters?

 

The betters? Ew; hope he gets well soon.

 

What if Chris went on a brewery tour?

 

He'd probably remain quiet, but he'd creep people out by wearing all his mlp stuff. He might ask the female tour guide a lot of questions unrelated to beer and brewing, and just leave her feeling uncomfortable before he leaves with everyone else.

What would chris do if he won a race car in some sort of sweepstakes or lottery?

 

Son-Chu 2.0. Honestly, I would use it for regular stuff too. Think it would be hilarious.

 

I wonder if it might be like the Gavin segments of Kids in the Hall? Those moments always make me think of Chris!

I bet! It gets you there!

 

Are we talking a hot car, like say a corvette or an NASCAR?
I think he'd probably sell it in either shape, being insure on sporty cars gets pricy fast. A race car, I don't think would appeal to Chris, granted like everything else he'd manage to cock up the sales as if him drawing sonichu on the dash of a Mustang would make it 10k more than MSRP.

 

I'm thinking a formula 1 car. Could you imagine chris in a dragster though?

 

Don't forget he'll also include the © too!

 

Any car that would require more than your traditional turn key and start would baffle confuse and anger him.
I'm almost sure I'd bet my last dollar he can't drive stick even.

 

That would be sad, because even *I* can drive stick, and I'm, like, the baby around here.

 

Not being a good driver and not being able to drive stick, well at least Chris has ONE female quality.

I've learned while most people can't drive stick out of those who do, most suck at it.... everyone stalls my cars :|

 

What the flying fuck is dubba/cello?

 

It's probably a dubstep/orchestral mix. It's most likely a reference to these things: