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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    He does realize that Chris only added the porn elements to Sonichu after the trolls discovered it, and it was only just to prove that he was straight, right? I guess doing actual research on the subject is too demanding for today's journalists that care more about clicks, ad revenue, and policing entertainment companies over cartoon skunks over actual investigation and uncovering corruption.
    (Somewhat off topic, but I feel like I should go back to posting the rest of Sonichu, now that the Cwcki is stable again. Especially since we could use these as a reminder of what Sonichu is actually like. The misinformation from mainstream media coverage involving Chris Chan has even extended to Sonichu.)
     
  2. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Screw getting fact straights, we need that sweet money and narrative and whatever other shit there is. Serious note, even if they go "kinkshaming bad" the kinkster culture of Sonic is something many can have a good reason to laugh at. Especially since that was all on a game for kids. And holy fuck if these journalist don't bother to mention the lovequest and run ins with authority. It gives us another idea about Chris beyond trolling victim.
     
  3. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    Just about every media article that popped up after we found out about the incest lists Chris's last name as Chan instead of Chandler. They aren't doing ANY research if they can't even get his name right.
     
  4. Sparklemilhouse

    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    I didn’t know that! I just thought it was Chris being a perv, as usual.
     
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  5. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Nope, it was Chris' usual knee jerk reaction to trolls messing with him. He immediately began adding porn elements as a sort of "Take that!" to trolls in an effort to say "See how much of a sta-rate I am? See how I'm not a ho-mo?!?"
     
  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Anyone know when Chris’ next court date is?
     
  7. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    I actually thought it was going to be held on 9/11. His trial ending on the 20th Anniversary of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks would have been a disturbingly fitting touch to the end of the Chris Chan saga.
     
  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    the 16th, a week from today
     
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  9. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Probably the last CWC content we get for a while.
     
  10. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    It started with being fired from Wendy's and getting an arbok or ekans card and it ends with trial for getting unconsenting barbussy.

    And the moment we get to see the verdict, we'll all be waiting on the edge of our seats for what ultimately waits for Chris. One can only imagine how many weens could try to jump into this as the tards they are.
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    I made a list of funny stuff Chris did from high school graduation until trolls discovered him in 2007.
    In 2001 CWC was pretty normal. He was going to college and yeah, he couldn't hold down a fast food job and was obsessed with kids' media, but his manchildishness was fairly mild then.
    It really wasn't until 2003 (he got kicked out of English class on his 21st birthday) and 2004 (he got suspended from college) that a life of fail started to seem imminent.

    I said this before, but don't even think about messing with Chris when he's in court. I've had jury duty before and there are deputies and private security everywhere (although private security operates the metal detectors at the entrance). If a ween messes with Chris during a hearing best case they are removed from the court and at worst they are arrested and face charges.
     
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    So a certain "killstream" by a certain ween wouldn't be let in the courtroom, so it would seem. :confused:
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    Yeah, and the courts usually aren't too keen in letting just anyone record whatever they want during a hearing.
    There could be a legit news outlet there, but just the general public wouldn't be allowed.
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    We may be able to see what's become of Chris' rotten seaweed "Battery-Charged Blue Goddess" hair.
     
  15. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    If the Gunt tried whatever he could to record or hassle Chris during the latter's trial, it'd be the only lulzy thing to arise from Chris being in court for incest and rape charges. Plus it all helps in further cementing Ralph being a giant lolcow and a dipshit.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    As of now, the final video Chris ever made - that we know of - was the one where he was REEEing at Hasbro that a new pony show is "cancelled". The first known video he ever made was "Song of Christian", with the only known videos he appeared in before then was him in the news for winning the sweepstakes.

    (the same sweepstakes that made Chris who he is today BTW)
     
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  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris yelling at companies over YouTube is a timeless classic.
     
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  18. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    I've always liked the fact that when he makes a YouTube video addressed to someone it's like a PM and they will see it
     
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  19. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    The timeline was more or less torn asunder, as predicted, just not quite in the way Chris would've thought.
     
  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Did Chris ever get a PS5?
     
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