Random Phil Updates (and general discussion)

Phil really has no idea how to negotiate.

It's like a king burning down his castle and claiming he won against an invading army.

 

The only thing Phil is a king of is rats and potatoes.

 

ADF is still alive, and proudly posted a horrific 2-week after pic of the wound that I still haven't seen.

 

Its actually not that bad, I mean, it is a back alley amputation turned gangrenous wound but its probably worse in your head then it actually is. I think the Unclit 2.0 shocked me more, take that as you may.

 

First I see this.....thing's rotting trotters and now he somehow scrounged up enough money to turn his crotch inside out?

No, just....no.

 

His tugboat... I mean uh her battleships, apparently can rake in a lot of savings.
Also Oregon Health Insurance.

 

Yesterday Phil announced he's leaving the Spudcave on June 7th, and he hopes to remain in Portland. Toren already left.

Also he's convinced he's an "ANTIFA Super Soldier."

 

Exactly one year since the last post. Phil lives in a new spudcave somewhere in Portland, and still fancies himself an "ANTIFA Super Soldier" - who reviews hipster restaurants like "artisan pizza" in Portland. Maybe he goes to ANTIFA protests, but hides in the back. Phil has been fairly quiet lately. So quiet that the Phil Phorum on KF was moved to "spergatory." Some Kiwis think ANTIFA people are advising Phil to lay low, which would explain the radio silence.

 

Geno called phil a "he" in the documentary and I he mentioned in a livestream phil was mad about that or something

 

Phil has made quite the comeback in 2020. Phil was being wrangled by ANTIFA "buddies" to not really post anything on the Internet. They got tired of him, so Phil returned to bouncing and squeaking.

First Phil was selling ANTIFA and "activist" related crap.

Then his dad died, and Phil didn't exactly mourn his passing.

Then he supposedly bought a cake with the ANTIFA logo on it, claiming it was a gift from ANTIFA to counter observations that ANTIFA booted Phil.

And Phil recently made news by attacking Andy Ngo with pepper spray.

 

What is it with lolcows and pepper spray?

 

my guess:

1: spray is easier to get than a gun

2: relatively safe way to attack from a distance

3: it's "feminine" and lolcows like CWC and Phil think they're women

 

Easier to get and cheaper than a gun - single shot black powder gun (no background check required in most jurisdictions in the US) are under $200; you can get pepper spray off Amazon for under $10

Yes, women are encouraged to carry pepper spray. Even most cops carry pepper spray (or used to), it's cheap, relatively easy to use and usually doesn't leave any permanent injury on the attacker.

 

Also link to the KF post about the attack is here.

And footage of the attack is here.

And the article is here.

 

oof

 

Imagine if classic Chris walked into a game stop and shot an employee with a custom painted sonichu single shot black powder pistol.



Also, I'm surprised Phil got involved those berkley weirdos, I wouldn't think they be open to accepting someone whos made holocaust jokes and other racist stuff in the past... then again ANTIFA is if anything just hypocritical rabble rouses and thinly veiled criminals Oh my mistake I thought this was a thread about DSP... the last part about being hypocrites and criminals still stands

 

Knowing chris, this would happen

 

Phil now calls himself the "ANTIFA Ambassador to the PRC".