Patreon 11/28 - Night Star's age

That is what happens when you sleep through English class.

 

FIFY

 

Of course he says he talked to Night Star.

 

That's the same question Chris answered three hours ago.

 

ages slower, but the days are longer...

Imagine if chris was given some drugs like shrooms or acid. we'd see some serious shit.

 

I’m pretty sure if Chris did drugs he’d just see reality like it is.

 

So if Celestial and other alicorns have longer lives due to their divine powers and typical ponies live normal life spans, is Chris implying that Night Star's not a typical pony or that typical ponies have longer life spans than humans when RL horses have much shorter ones?

If Night Star is the same age as Twilight, shouldn't Night Star have a normal life span or is Twilight old?

How stupid does Night Star have to be in order to warp herself ahead of time? Can't she control her powers, has someone warped her or has she clumsily fell into a time hole?

Does Chris seriously expect me to like this character? Wait, that was a rhetorical question.
From what I see, I think Chris is trying to make a fictional pony much more powerful and divine than his regular, human self so he feels like he can amount to something, somewhere. Honestly, it's really sad.

 

chris falls for a lot of the traps young (and I mean like teenage) writers fall in. He wants his character to be 'important' and the only way chris can do that is by making the character The Special, the quintessential Sonic OC that's fast as sonic, strong as knuckles and can fly and use magic and is everyone;s best buddy with no character flaws because he's just that cool (Which is why all his characters are Mary sues.) Of course, if chris put flaws, drama, and growth in his creation it would shatter the candy-coated safe space fantasy and chris would never do that.

Chris creates what he thinks is cool to HIM, not for anyone else who reads his comic. Logic, continuity, ethics, cause and effect, all after thoughts to the mental masturbation of the week. And to be honest, all self-insert characters are mental masturbation because they take the focus away from the main characters.

 

I thought by this point the self inserts are the main characters.

 

It’s going to shatter Chris when whatever troll is pulling the strings drops the bomb that none of this shit is real.

Hiroshima was peanuts compared to what’s going to happen when someone reaches the hurtful truth level.

 

Well, they're all chris, so its hard to call them self inserts when everyone is a part of the chris hivemind.

 

What I'm getting from this is "Chris thinks calendar length is directly related to the average life expectancy of a species".

Specifically, he seems to think that if you are X years old and become X+1 years old when one year passes, then living on a planet with a longer year will make you age slower.

 

So if Chris lived in some kind of cloud city on Jupiter, he'd think he's only about 3 years old?

 

You know he'd love that excuse to act like a child.

 

That's how his feebled mind works! He doesn't think nobody else has taxes to do eventually.

That's why I don't, it's healthier!

Nope! He certainly wants everything concrete here.

Certainly overthinking it.

Ought to be free if they still have their Obamacare plans!

Maybe then he'll kill himself knowing what a mess he really is!

Oh he would.