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Patreon 11/28 - Night Star's age

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Nov 28, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    While you're at work earning money to live on, support yourself and your family, and secure a comfy retirement... chris does this.

    "You people who have jobs are spoiled." -Chris
     
  3. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    Wait what the fuck?
    At first I thought this was just some bizarrely botched dog/human years bullshit for ponies but it’s really just that whatever planet they’re on has shorter years? All this bullshit just so he can justify making his 5th self insert “““OC””” 19?

    I’m ashamed I devoted a portion of my time trying to understand this.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris may be thinking way too much about cartoon ponies.
     
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  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    So does that mean nightstar will bury Chris when he dies at old age?
     
  6. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Pony shit aside, there’s gold in this post.
    Chris actually just used the “CWCville Official affairs,” as an excuse to not update pages.
    “Book 14 will be delayed a few weeks, Punchy has the flu.”
     
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  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    chris can add up the numbers to make his imaginary friend not be jailbait, but he can't ballance a checkbook.
     
  8. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Well, to be fair, Punchy is a pivotal character. The comic simply cannot go on without him. He's just as important to Sonichu as Oreo Bot is to Transformers.
     
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  9. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    I wonder did a w33n say "hur is NiteStayr 12? R u pedo?"? Cos that's basically what made him flail around explaining Sonichu & Rosechu's ages so he could draw all the porn.

    Of course a normal person would just have ignored such a thing. Or actually, not drawn Night Star at all. But that's getting a bit sidetracked.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    With CWC's ethereal grasp on reality, it's possible his will names ponies and "electric hedgehog pokemon" as recipients of his stuff after he dies.
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    upload_2017-11-28_21-18-9.png

    Yeah I thought so
     
  12. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Chris deleted the post and put this message up instead:

    screenshot-www.patreon.com 2017-11-28 13-44-16.png
     
  13. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    So, what's the deal here, is someone playing Chris behind the scenes, or has the bank started threatening to take the house off them and he's completely detached himself from reality as a coping mechanism?

    I know Chris' attachment to reality has always been a bit patchy and he's always believed his creations are real and told his Troll Sweethearts that he talks to Sonichu in his room. But I don't recall him ever being this public about how he talks to his creations on his facebook, patreon etc. before. Or did I just not notice?
     
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  14. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Oh oh I know why hes doing this. In My Little Pony several powerful characters are several thousand years old at the least. Now the normal eight year old would think this is because of magic, but our mentally eight year old hero struggles with this because its never directly explained in rigid inflexible terms (at least last I checked which I admit was a really long time ago).

    Chris probably has difficulty believing in a fictional character that's immortal as long as he believes he isn't. After all how could some pony god queen live forever if the great director chandler can't? So Chris rationalizes this by having Equestria be like Narnia (where he most likely got the idea).
     
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  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Eh... six one way, half a dozen the other.
     
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Why does he even bother deleting things at this point, pretty much everything he posts is archived?
     
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  17. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    He called it "inconsistent cartoon logic". He started out by mentioning actual cartoons/anime where large swathes of time clearly pass but the characters never seem to age a day unless explicitly stated so, but he also applied it to characters whose ages can be reasonably estimated, characters who age normally but are subject to comic book time, and characters who are either immortal or robots.

    He clearly hasn't grasped concepts like comic book time (just because a story is published over x years doesn't mean x years pass in-story), developed reasonable estimation skills, or managed to reconcile "Character A is immortal" with "Other characters are mortal".

    But yeah, what you said makes sense. He's trying to figure out how various MLP characters who are stated to be over a thousand years old could possibly be that old, and instead of thinking "They're immortal or at least have very long lifespans", he concluded "all ponies have stupidly long lifespans and age at a glacial pace, which is why my OC is 570 years old but in her culture that's considered a young adult and she's physically "19""
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Also not grasped is the concept of, "the rest of the world Not Giving A Shit!"
     
  19. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    The existence of this forum begs to differ.
     
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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Point taken.