Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

This just pisses me off so much. To me, making fun of a person's grieve is one of the shittiest thing one can do.
Even if that person is a smelly "stalker"

 

Hirtes seems to be the one person Chris would be right about. Y'know, him being a big, stupid bully who doesn't know what it's like to have someone love them. It would seem like he does, and based on what he seems to have said in the past, he seems to have an understanding of death even worse than that Chris has. I will say what I said before: Hirtes has long since made this not fun to watch, and what's even worse is he thinks he's fine doing what he does. But I will continue to watch, since frankly I think it'll be interesting to see a few things, like whether or not Chris will write him into the comic to kill him, or if Hirtes will die before Chris does.

 

His older response to a comment in his thread.

 

Wow, Hirtes, you're soooooooo cool and edgy bro.....

 

You know you fail at being a person when people who follow and criticise Chris' every move shit all over you on a personal level.

 

To masturbate to.

 

Seriously? Asking to see the infamous crying video, accusing Chris of rape, murder and abduction (he's not smart enough, strong enough or charming enough to do that), and obsessively stalking him. For the love of all that is holy, when you look like the bigger idiot next to the literal posterboy for internet lolcows, you're doing something wrong.

At the very least Chris is doing something constructive with his life by making more Sonichu, what is Hirtes doing? Could Hirtes be less successful than Chris at life and that thought is eating him alive?

 

All signs point to yes.
At this point, the rhetotic would be "At least I'm not like Hirtes"

 

This man has mental problems, im not being ironic, no one can reach these levels of obsesion

 

You know those threads on here or KF where we all get silly and joke about the horrors we wish on chris like setting his house on fire again, digging up patti you know where even Chris tier autists laugh knowing it's hyperbole satire to mock A-logs?

It's like he reads those, copy pastes and takes it seriously hoping for praise.

 

Here's an idea, let's check *his* shed. The fact that he projects so much, and then suddenly brings this up, one should be worried. (Yeah, see Hirtes, I can do it too, you're not special.)

 

I decided to remove (2nd coming of anthony logatto) in the title since Hirtes has completely outdone him in any way. Hirtes doesn't aspire to become a christorical figure by weening (a ween tries to troll but fails and looks worse, they usually flee the scene when called out) nor a mere critic who narrates videos of chris. {not even a typical A-log} This behavior is a revenge-based routine where he keeps all focus on Chris (he doesn't care if he responds or not) all he's focused on is directing anger at his existence for any mere thing that happens. If Chris accidently trips over his cat, Hirtes will be there spewing dozens of tweets or facebook posts if he ever makes one.

 

Yah at least A-log was riffing on Chris in what was suppose to be entertainment. Hirtes just does what he does.

 

After 27 pages I'm starting to think Hirtes might be a piece of shit...

 

I think he's constipated

 

After 27 pages on CWCki Club and 38 pages on Kiwi Farms I'm inching towards the concept that Hirtes is a bit nasty

 

I get the impression he doesn't like Chris too much. Could be wrong though.

 

I get he's got a hate boner for Chris, he's not that bright, I assume there's some projection, but what in his life made him pick Chris as his rage punching bag?

We know they share a few undesirable traits, but exactly what is the straw that broke the a-log's back ? What in Chris does he see as the reason to go full sperg on. He attacks Chris on every front he can, so it's hard to see what exactly what pushed him to this kind of weenary. Does he even in theory want to be liked by KF or here Christrioans over all? Or is he just happy enough screaming at the void?

 

Probably the fact that chris can not effectively fight back and say something that might hurt Hirtes feelings.