Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

I bet he looks a lot like Chris but somehow even worse.

 

Probably this

 

Why did I do this

 

That's a good question.

 

Quite the coincidence Hirtes stopped posting the moment his new address was posted on /cow/ but for how long can he keep his New Years resolution? And will a third apartment complex be found within this new year? Stay tuned Cwcikis.

Oh, and he posted this 6 hours ago on twitter:

 

Waitawaitawaitawaitawait! This hirtes guy was aristocrat?!?!?! The original A log was no aristocrat, aristocrat was worse. I remember him begging and throwing a shit fit about not being able to hear a phone call about Bob's death. He'd go on a bunch of fucking rants that sounded like shit Paul Ryan would say. Dudes a fucking chud. By transitive property hirtes is worse than a log



Edit:just read he's 50? Everything sorta makes sense now. He's dark kengle

 

You know the saying on KF. If you have to tell the world that you're better than Chris, you're probably not.

 

Hopefully one day we'll find out what Hirtes looks like irl.

 

That would require him leaving his hovel and taking off his animal head.

 

You know what would be funny, if Hirtes submitted a picture of himself to that infamous thread on KF.

 

Aren't all KF threads infamous?

 

It depends on who you ask.

If you're unfamiliar, someone on Tumblr (I think it was Tumblr, correct me if I'm wrong) posted a thread on KF asking users to submit selfies. A lot of users submitted pictures, and they were posted on a Tumblr page (along with the users names). The real hilarity came mostly from Null's reaction to it, in my opinion. I don't know if he's gotten better, but he used to go on full damage control mode when something embarrassing happened on his site and other sites started making fun of what happened.

 

So basically:
Tumblr: I want KF selfies for reasons
kiwiFarms: Ok
Tumblr: Lol, look at those trolling stupids who just posted selfies of their trolling faces!
Null: Ruaaaargwah!

 

That's just KF at all times anyway

 

In a nutshell, it usually comes down to this:

KF: *Do something embarrassing that makes the site look stupid and causes other trolls to mock them*
Null: God.....DAMMIT guys! Stop doing stupid shit!

 

something something hide your powerlevel?

 

What I didn't understand at the time is why Null didn't just delete the thread. Instead he went onto the thread and posted stuff like "stop being such retards!"

 

probably because of all the "muh free speech" or "badmin is censoring us" dumbshit that'll follow.

 

True, but it's not like he hasn't deleted or locked threads before or since.

 

Why in the FUCK does this need 50+ fucking pages?

We get it, Hirtes spends his time A-Logging Chris and he’s sad, pathetic and unfunny.

How much is to say about some old disabled guy who hollers at Chris all day on Twitter?

He wasn’t funny with the first 50 Twitter accounts he’s made and I guarantee he won’t be funny with the next 50.