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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    shecameforhirtes.jpg
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 19, 2017
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I like how the newspaper didn’t quite know what to make of furries when no one knew about their freakish hobby. They assumed it was all innocent, childlike fun. Turns out it’s mostly autistic weirdos and middle age perverts.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Nov 20, 2017
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    You asshole!! Hirtes never wastes his time arguing with people, he rarely ever comments on anything and he doesn't have a single sockpuppet account!! I will not have you slander the good name of our 23rd President Michelle Hirtes!!
     
    TheVoid, Nov 21, 2017
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  5. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    So now he's gone tranny?
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 21, 2017
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Just like his idol.
     
    TheVoid, Nov 21, 2017
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  7. Janker

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    Janker, Nov 22, 2017
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    Wait, didn't he make a death threat against Trump? I remember him making a lot of posts about him, and I think at least one said that he should be killed.

    Also, glass houses.
     
    TheVoid, Nov 22, 2017
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  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    He did, Hirtes also did the same thing but with Chris on livestream by encouraging people to swat Chris:
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    Janker, Nov 22, 2017
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    “I’m better than you!” Congrats Mike.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Nov 22, 2017
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    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Lmao what does he wants of chris?
    He thinks that is the world no 1 threat
     
    Stardust, Nov 22, 2017
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    Janker, Nov 22, 2017
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Duhtay Wodes, Nov 22, 2017
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  14. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Hirtes is legit becoming the worst "troll" associated with Chris.

    Goodbye Bluespike, Hirtes is trying to take your throne... And the throne for the most pathetic "troll" in all of Christory.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Nov 22, 2017
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    Fixed
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 23, 2017
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    Personally, I think that the Batman guys were more pathetic.
     
    TheVoid, Nov 23, 2017
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    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I keep forgetting she exists.

    Oh wait. Maybe I should've put Jessica there instead shit. Now you got me thinking who's the worst troll.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Nov 23, 2017
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  18. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    Hirtes isn't a troll. He's a massive tryhard who wants senpai to notice him.
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, Nov 23, 2017
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  19. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Fair point. Hirties isn't even as successful as the likes of Catherine, Jessica, and Bluespike.

    Senpai didn't notice him but we did.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Nov 23, 2017
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    Janker, Nov 27, 2017
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