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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Some more mentions and posts by Hirtes around:

    Mentioned earlier in march:
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    Other posts around Youtube:
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    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker Salt Collector

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    Even more:
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    Lol Sweden "free"
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    On Elizabeth Warren:
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    Lmao you a-logged a gay couple in another video dude:
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  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    53 years wasted screaming at anything, more than a decade about Chris.
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  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    On a video about how to kill cockroaches:
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    Trump supporters and SJWs
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    Hirtes also follows this Youtube channel called Loki The Fox and has this thing for foxes:
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  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Hirtes is your typical opinionated internet moron. He will argue about anything and everything but he’s extremely ignorant on pretty much all of it.
     
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  7. Janker

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    upload_2017-11-16_17-6-50.png

    Yiff Yiff!
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    On Trump:
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  9. Janker

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    "Christiannitty is eviiil!!!" *quotes the bible*
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  10. Janker

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    Hirtes using a sock/proxy to defend himself on /cow/:
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Oh my god this is so JenkinsJinkies
     
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Of course he's a furry, of course.
     
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  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    It feels like all of the great autists are connected to that beast.
     
  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Mmmmm, yes, because clearly.....CLEARLY.....a total random stranger who just so happens to be coming to defend Hirtes just so happens to use the same "totes hilarious" nickname for KF as he does.....it's all legit to me....
     
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    H-has Hirtes really went two days without tagging Chris? I should become a psychiatrist
     
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    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Hirtes's political views are essentially what an uber conservative's parody of an uber liberal would be.
    Its shocking especially since Chris is actually posting nazi shit. I mean if he wants to say Chris is Hitler, now is the perfect time to do so.
    Maybe even Hirtes realizes Chris is being manipulated.
     
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  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It's the kind of comments where conservatives point to them and go "See? *This* is why liberalism is a disease! See how they act crazy just because Trump won?"
     
  19. Janker

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    How could I forget to post these old gems? Hirtes's masterpiece
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  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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