Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but I'm not sure that Chris is actually taking any medication. Maybe he should be, but that's beside the point.

I think Hirtes might be projecting a little bit.

 

He's on valium

 

I *think* he used to take meds when he was younger, but IIRC, he either stopped taking them completely, or was told he didn't need to take them as regularly.

 

Chris used to take medication but didn't like the side effects (which he described as sexual in nature) so he stopped.

 

Hirtes has been tardraging on /cow/ lately. https://8ch.net/cow/index.html

Shout out to @Glaive

 

I still can't get over the unwarranted self importance Hirtes has. Nobody outed him Kiwifarms for five years because nobody cared who the fuck he was.

 

Known IDs: 698015 and 96407c



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Foxdicks is still being used? I thought people stopped using that a few years ago. Man, this thread is really showing me how out-of-the loop I am today.

Anyways, I don't doubt that the higher-ups at KF were aware of Hirtes five years ago. A number of people mention that they routinely check IPs of users just in case they happen to be lolcows, as well as check for banned users using proxies to get back on the site. It makes sense considering that they do have people like Hirtes on the site.

Also, I'd like to add that it's very difficult to threaten someone who has very little to lose. That's why superheroes always have a love interest that the villains can threaten. It's probably why Hirtes can laugh off the 'threats' that Null is sending him.

 

/cow/ hates KF anyway so Hirtes isn't adding anything new

 

It all boils down to, again, Hirtes trying very much to deflect all of the stupidity from himself off to the "trolls".

As long as he can find something to "laugh at the trolls about", he'll feel ok about himself...

 

Proving once again that Killallrednecks2 is the dude: (http://archive.is/GCguH)



This alias has been mentioned before:



Hirtes's previous was banned for breaking Youtube's policy:
https://www.youtube.com/user/KillAllTheRednecks

 

I think its more a testament to Hirtes's lack of awareness in the world than your own.

 

He thinks Christianity is Sharia Law!


Also:

 

Atlas Shrugged would be a horror story for a looter like Hirtes.

"oooo the government won't provide food on your plate oooo"

 

I think senpai finally noticed us. And We didn't even use socks to do it.

 

'least he got a decent roasting in that last post.

 

Lol, he's got it all wrong. We don't want him to stop posting, if we're archiving it that must mean we want him to keep posting and entertaining us.

 

I'm indifferent either way, Hirtes is like a drunk guy hitting on a woman he has no chance with. Its incredibly funny to watch. He will mostly likely get salty at you for are laughing at him. And when he leaves you just find something else to do.

The only reason this thread is as long as it is is because Hirtes is incredibly high volume over an incredibly narrow focus. Hes easy fodder but by no means someone I have to see (or even really want) keep putting out content.